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POV: You live in Eastern Europe, next door to Russia

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BREAKING: Top Putin advisor warns that Russia will nuke his momma. I really wonder what's in the mind of people who still take this nonsense seriously.
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 AM
I see Americans repeating"elections cannot stop fascism". This is untrue - we just don't give much thought to the failed attempts at fascism. In every Western democracy in 1930, there was a fascist party (often backed by German embassy). They ran in elections, but center & left didnt let them win.
January 11, 2026 at 10:52 AM
What Russian Navy can do - analysis from Z-bloger. From 44-50 ships of corvette/frigate class commissioned in 2000's, 16 were delivered, of which: 10 corvettes. Only 6 is capable to operate in winter N Atlantic, but 2 are trapped in Black Sea. And that was only point (1), it's getting even worse.
January 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I find some consolation in the panic among Russian propagandists
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Hilarious "before and after". Less than month ago, Russian propagandist claimed on TV Maduro is untouchable thanks to armed Russian presence in his country, today he's panicked and confused

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Sergey Karnaukhov has drastically different takes on Venezuela before and after Maduro's rendition
YouTube video by Russian Media Monitor
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January 5, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I see many accounts fantasizing about "Trump trading Ukraine for Venezuela with Putin", but... how do you even imagine it to happen? Ukraine will not surrender because of Trump and Putin can't help Venezuela even if he wanted to.
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
So if you hear "Trump peace plan is 99,9% ready" remember that if that 0,01% is the "territorial issue", it's actually 0% ready. Ukraine will not give up their fortress belt, Putin will not accept anything less. Discussing the other points is pointless, it's just not happening.
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In the alternative Universe where Kamala won the election, the war in Ukraine is already over. It was prolonged by Trump helping Russia under the guise of "trying to end the war". Still is.
December 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Ukrainian liberation of Kupyansk caused a lot of anger and despair among Russian military bloggers. "Two Mayors" write that now the offensive in the entire northern front is no longer possible, because elsewhere there are major obstacles. "We defeated ourselves instead of the enemy", they conclude.
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Above: front line on January 1st, 2025. Below: front line today. We heard many times of a "total collapse of the front", but in reality, Russian are still stuck in Pokrovsk or Kupyansk for year(s). They captured a ruined building here and some deserted village there, but not a single city in full.
December 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
During Watergate, Nixon first denied "Washington tapes" existed, then he refused to deliver them, then he delivered heavily redacted transcripts (as a side result, expression "EXPLETIVE DELETED" entered the daily parlance). Eventually everything was revealed and he quit to avoid impeachment.
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
When I hear Americans bragging their peace plan is "90% complete", it reminds me of an old schmonzes. So, in some shtetl in Ukraine, a matchmaker takes an assignment to arrange a marriage of Rabinowitz' daughter and Prince of Wales. He says to a friend: "My job is 50% complete: Rabinowitz said yes".
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Russian pundit downplays the Kupyansk failure by saying that Kupyansk direction was never a priority, oh well. You don't need to speak Russian to catch the phrase "nye prioritetnoye".

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15.12.2025 В Купянске что-то сделали. Для России этож ну очевидно сейчас направление не приоритетное. Да то есть, ну вот так вот, [заикается] такое бывает /комментировать - только портить. @romanov_...
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December 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
For those of you who still can't get why Russia does this or that, a quote from Dostoyevsky - you need him if you want to understand them. Russians play va banque and despise Western ideals of "accumulating wealth by hard work". So either Putin wins big, or loses big, he's fine either way.
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm not saying situation in Pokrovsk is good, but I'm saying Russians are trying to capture it for 500 days (since 3rd August 2024). In Kupyansk, Chasiv Yar, Siversk or Vovchansk they are stuck for even longer. All they captured in '25 are barren fields and abandoned villages, not a single city.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I love it when I hear that Trump is offering Ukraine "article 5-like guarantees". He was also offering university-like degrees at "Trump university", affordabilty-like affordability, "release Epstein files-like" release of Epstein files and "steak-like steaks" in Trump steak restaurants.
December 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
After Black Sea, Caspian Sea is also no longer safe for Russian ships. I hope Baltic Sea will be next.
🇺🇦 Ukraine’s Special Operations Forces, in coordination with the insurgent group “Black Spark,” conducted a targeted operation in the Caspian Sea, striking two Russian vessels, Kompozitor Rakhmaninov and Askar-Saridja, allegedly used for military logistics. Rebel intel enabled the precision strike.
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
If it was a 1980's thriller, negative reviews would be like "come on, so the US president is behaving like a Russian asset, he's bragging about murdering people, he's openly taking bribes from tech moguls and nobody does anything about it? implausible, massive plot hole!"
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Why the idea that "demilitarization of Donbas can protect Ukraine" is unpopular in Europe? We learn from history. France was supposed to be protected from German invasion by demilitarization of Rhineland. Germany re-militarized it unilaterally in 1936 and destroyed France in 1940.
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It's nice that Marco Rubio wants Ukraine to be prosperous, but here's a little reminder: post-Soviet countries that managed to join NATO/EU in 1999-2004 (Poland, Lithuania, Estonia etc.) are now quite prosperous indeed, unlike the unfortunate ones that didn't make it.
🇺🇸🇺🇦 Talks about a Prosperous Ukraine in Miami

Marco remains one of the U.S. politicians who listen to the Ukrainian position. His remarks in Miami sounded hopeful and consistent.

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Talks about a Prosperous Ukraine in Miami
Negotiations between Ukrainian and U.S. delegations on the settlement of the Russian-Ukrainian war have begun in Florida. The U.S. side is led by Marco Rubio, w
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November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you are wondering what happens if Zelensky is forced to step down as a result of the corruption scandal - actually, not much. By constitution he would be replaced by the next in succession, Stefanchuk. He is from the same party, sharing the same views, just as (un)likely to will to surrender.
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm not saying situation in Pokrovsk is good, but the first time I heard it will fall n 3 days was in August 2024, 483 days ago
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It looks like we need peace negotations leading to ceasefire between Witkoff, Rubio and Vance.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Some people wonder "what happens if Zelensky steps down?". He is replaced by the next in succession - that is Stefanchuk. Do you think he would be willing to surrender?
The war will end when Crimea is returned to Ukraine, said the Chairman of the Verkhovna Rada Ruslan Stefanchuk during a joint press conference with the Speaker of the Riksdag of the Kingdom of Sweden Andreas Norlén.

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November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is Yakutsk, capital of Sakha region, the "50 yr anniversary of Soviet Army Avenue", connecting the city center with Yakutsk International Airport. That's why Ukraine would rather be bombed by Russia than surrender, because becoming part of Russia is simply worse.
Yakutsk. The capital of the Sakha Republic. Russia’s diamond capital.

And you wouldn’t guess it, right?
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM