EXCLUSIVE: DOGE is knitting together data from the Department of Homeland Security, Social Security Administration, and IRS that could create a surveillance tool of unprecedented scope.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

My painting COASTAL POPPIES

Listen to the way this stupid piece of shit speaks to Kaitlin Collins. This twisted chapter of American history needs to end with Trump’s ugly face behind bars in an El Salvador prison SUFFERING and TERRIFIED.

3/Kaitlin Collins asked Trump the key question in the Oval Office. She called him on his retreat from last week’s promise to obey orders by the Supreme Court. Trump brushed her aside, asking why she couldn’t focus on how “wonderful” it is that he is “keeping criminals out of our country.”

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

so like... are your twitter followers and engagement numbers worth it, still?

I have no idea what to do with this thing