Ed. Floden
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Ed. Floden
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Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first.
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Stop Daylight Stupid Time.

UTC Everywhere!

Also, get a better calendar. hankehenryontime.com
HHOT
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It was a swamp when we started. Let's be originalists of the land.
That's an imposter. It can never be as good as the original.
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But the Simpsons Wiki says that Whacking Day is May 10.
"Hey! You got your candy bar on my razor blade!"

"Yeah? Well you got your razor blade in my chocolate!"
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One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.

I never made it out of the House.
Take me to the river, drop me in the water
He'll always be Murray Slaughter to me.
Are you also the jerk that moved the Control key and replaced it with Caps Lock?
@pftompkins.bsky.social Now I'm wanting a musical episode of "Beyond Belief".
I'll wait for the movie.
And crossing major streets with lots of traffic, in Chicago!
With all of the facial surgery in Los Angeles, how can you tell that those are masks?
They're recalling The Summer of Love.
If life is discovered on Mars, I'll bet that Trump will let only the White Martians emigrate to Earth.
Seeing that 34% of American couldn't be bothered to vote in last year's elections, fraud is the least of our problems.
And the sweet and sour sauce.
I miss that printer. Turn it on, and it works.
But they're still good to eta.
Falling into a ravine does seem to be a better alternative to living under Trump.
Autonomous flying would be simpler than Full Self Driving. No roads, fewer vehicles, less-survivable crashes. The Future!