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Ed. Floden
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Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first. Field agent in the Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence. Rebel scum.
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Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · Feb 28
Stop Daylight Stupid Time.

UTC Everywhere!

Also, get a better calendar. hankehenryontime.com
HHOT
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WTF is a "social casino"? A place to hang out with your math-challenged friends?
February 11, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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thisistrue.com
Gotta get the machine oiled.
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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twonks.bsky.social
The Joy of Redacting
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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I solved today’s #Gisnep in 07:15. 🎉
No. 550 | February 8, 2026
gisnep.com
Gisnep | Daily Quote Puzzle
You Need One More Daily Puzzle In Your Life
gisnep.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
Let's do this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
edfloden.bsky.social
I often wonder who chooses the illustration for the headline on Google News.
The headline from HuffPost: "Too Many Toots? What Excessive Farting Says About Your Health." To the right of the text is a headshot of Donald Trump.
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Football Game To Be Used As Bumpers For Pop Act
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
edfloden.bsky.social
The Oregon Highway Department has been notified.
www.opb.org/article/2026...
Fin whale found dead on Oregon beach
Officials say the 46-foot-long whale was dead before it washed ashore on the north Oregon coast.
www.opb.org
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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Illinois has two new bills to ditch Daylight Saving Time! Tell your IL state legislators to sponsor SB2926 & HB5400: www.votervoice.net/ditchDST/Cam...
Illinois: Tell State Lawmakers “Yes on HB5400 & SB2926”. Ditch DST!
Tell your state lawmakers to ditch Daylight Saving Time and restore permanent Standard Time! Daylight Saving Time makes us set our morning alarms an hour earlier than Standard Time, every work da...
www.votervoice.net
February 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
edfloden.bsky.social
The only time that I saw Kid Rock perform was when he appeared on "The Simpsons".

"I'm Kid Rock! I'm Kid Rock!"
Caricature of Kid Rock, on "The Simpsons".
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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NBC = No Booing Channel
February 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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So Trump wanted to name Penn Station and Dulles Airport after himself. What's wrong with Penis Station and Dullard Airport?
February 7, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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And the hits just keep on coming!

www.lakemchenryscanner.com/2026/02/05/r...
Robert Parker Coffin Bridge in Long Grove hit for 71st time when truck hits canopy struts
For the 71st time since 2018, the Robert Coffin Bridge in Long Grove has been struck by a vehicle, witnesses reported Wednesday.
www.lakemchenryscanner.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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GilleHe?
A sign which says “Gillette”, but the doubled “tt” looks like a a capital “H”.
February 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Jupiter has tweeted "FAKE NEWS!"
gizmodo.com/jupiters-new...
Jupiter's New Measurements: Flatter, Squashed, Still the Biggest Boy
gizmodo.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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I think I could do about 100 of these if there were a market for a McRib compilation and no such thing as copyright lawsuits.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/waste
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Part 1/4 of an 8-panel SMBC comic update. An armored boat is moving across an icy sea. Another metallic structure can be seen in the distance, wedged in the ice, and burning. The narration grimly notes "another one." The next panel shows two men in winter gear, holding binoculars that they were using to observe the faraway wreck. The narration reads "all we can figure is they're refugees. Runaways. They're trying to escape from something." One of the men says "must've hit ground just hours ago, sir" referring to the wreck. The captain orders "try to make contact." Part 2/4 of an 8-panel SMBC comic update. The crew is walking across the ice to investigate the wreck. The narration reads "so, they created a wormhole from some dying reach of the cosmos, trying to get here. But they miscalculated. Put their portal too close to the surface." As they advance, the crew remark that nobody could've survived such a crash, but the captain urges the crew to try to reach survivors. Part 3/4 of an 8-panel SMBC comic update. The narration says : "every few years another ship, full of living beings, crashes in this desolate strip of the Arctic. It happens so fast, each time, they can neither save themselves nor signal home." The captain grimly looks down as one of the crew mates informs him using the radio that there are no survivors in the wreck. Part 4/4 of an 8-panel SMBC comic update. The captain looks up. He is in tears, torn by the bleakness of what he must do. The narration reads "and so, all we find is their strewn carcasses, flash-frozen on the endless permafrost." The captain orders the crew to notify headquarter and to prepare the tanker ships for loading. The final panel shows a McDonald's, with the sign reading the "McRib is Back" implying that the return of the McRib and the finding of the flash-frozen carcasses are related events.
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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I want Ken Burns to make a documentary on The Epstein Files.
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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SCIENCE!
studyfinds.org/study-why-hu...
Study: Why Humans Have Unusually Large Penises Compared To Other Primates
Why do humans have larger penises than other primates? New research tests attraction, rivalry, and sexual selection for answers.
studyfinds.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Only 34 days until Daylight Stupid Time!
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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RELEASE THE HOAX FILES!
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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When "Melania" finally streams for free on Yubi, millions of people will again get a chance to ignore that movie.
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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If only Tom Lehrer had written "The Distraction Rag".
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Currently on the front page of Google News:

So, a dead man is a current Olympics Legend? This is clickbait at its finest.
Headline from The Daily Beast: "USA Olympics Legend Airlifted From Course After Crash in Last Race Before 2026 Games". The headline is illustrated with a photograph of Jeffrey Epstein.
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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Remember that hit song from back in the days of Reagan?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hE...
Bomb Iran (1980)
YouTube video by Vince Vance & the Valiants - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:15 AM