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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

I got a printer where the magenta isn’t running out

John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

I need to like 10 posts to train the algorithm so what happens if i like my own posts

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

I have never eaten cereal for breakfast its always a very good bedtime snack however

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

I bought a gundam and I’m yet to put it together

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

The interesting thing about being a software developer is that I spend a lot of time building nothing of value

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

IBS is a thought terminating cliche

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

The most interesting thing I have ever done is disassociate myself into an out of body experience while my boss is driving down the motorway at 100mph in some shitty Jaguar in absolute silence with no radio. The things i did for less than minimum wage.

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

I remember the wise adage I would hear often at school

“Your mums your dad and your dads your mum”

I think about this often

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

Would I gain followers if I posted a picture of my butthole?

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

I made an application called the curator and everyone found it very funny

This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

I never got suckered into manosphere content cos I remembered by parents are completely swagless which means I have nothing to worry about

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

Myself

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

The loneliness pandemic can be cured by drinking colloidal silver but Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know that.

I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

Working class solidarity is impossible because my colleagues are very annoying

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

Really sad today cos I lost my best friend.

What happened was he came over and my cat was sitting on my chair and he said “why don’t you just move the cat?” And unfortunately I had to put him down after such a diabolical question.

Rip

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

Gamers typically do not play games

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

Damn cant edit typos we really living in 2k25

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve never really understood the purpose of this form of social media for anyone other than public figured but there’s a liberating feeling posting to nobody. It’s like a diary but worse in every conceivable aspect.

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John Poster @eebysleeber.bsky.social · 3d

A 100x Engineer is someone who spends 99 hours making a confluence page and arguing for approval of the design document for something that takes 1 hour to implement

This is me I’m the 100x engineer

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