John Poster
@eebysleeber.bsky.social
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Opinions someone elses
Skeeting all over the place
Opinions someone elses
If I need to hire a software engineer all these silly technical tests are irrelevant, the only qualification is if I can see the pain in their eyes and then I know they are the one
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
If I need to hire a software engineer all these silly technical tests are irrelevant, the only qualification is if I can see the pain in their eyes and then I know they are the one
Test driven development is a psyop
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Test driven development is a psyop
If I was rich and famous I would spend all that money on a bunker in new zealand so I could hide from the poors
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 PM
If I was rich and famous I would spend all that money on a bunker in new zealand so I could hide from the poors
If you were to ask me what my favourite programming language was I would say none of them because they’re all shit. Except nobody would ever ask me this question because i’m weird and unapproachable and also smell like someone who wears the same superdry hoodie every day of the week
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
If you were to ask me what my favourite programming language was I would say none of them because they’re all shit. Except nobody would ever ask me this question because i’m weird and unapproachable and also smell like someone who wears the same superdry hoodie every day of the week
Effective Java: Second edition did untold damage to humanity and we never quite recovered
January 22, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Effective Java: Second edition did untold damage to humanity and we never quite recovered
We’re so concerned with whether AI can pass the turing test we never considered if a javascript developer could pass it
January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
We’re so concerned with whether AI can pass the turing test we never considered if a javascript developer could pass it
As a comedian myself I must make a 17 hour skit about being cancelled by the woke mob
January 22, 2026 at 10:44 PM
As a comedian myself I must make a 17 hour skit about being cancelled by the woke mob
If you think about it a comedian who makes nobody laugh is still an impressive achievement
January 22, 2026 at 10:43 PM
If you think about it a comedian who makes nobody laugh is still an impressive achievement
I am intimidated by Holland and Barret stores
January 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I am intimidated by Holland and Barret stores
The 2000s were filled with many innovative software ideas such as, what if we made facebook but for dogs however it was not very successful as a niche offshoot of something that already existed was silly. However Ive cracked the code… just eat but for drugs
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The 2000s were filled with many innovative software ideas such as, what if we made facebook but for dogs however it was not very successful as a niche offshoot of something that already existed was silly. However Ive cracked the code… just eat but for drugs
If you think your code is bad you are correct it is bad. If you think your code is good you are mistaken its even worse
January 22, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If you think your code is bad you are correct it is bad. If you think your code is good you are mistaken its even worse
The difference between a java developer and a python developer is a java developer revels in near infinite lines of boilerplate whereas the python developer points at an empty file and exclaims “pythonic” and clocks out for the day
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The difference between a java developer and a python developer is a java developer revels in near infinite lines of boilerplate whereas the python developer points at an empty file and exclaims “pythonic” and clocks out for the day
Is Kojima made out of Kojima particles?
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Is Kojima made out of Kojima particles?
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I don't know what I am doing
Just generally
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November 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I don't know what I am doing
Just generally
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[ #art #krita #digitalart #artist #originalart #oc #originalcharacter ]
Just generally
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[ #art #krita #digitalart #artist #originalart #oc #originalcharacter ]
I need to like 10 posts to train the algorithm so what happens if i like my own posts
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I need to like 10 posts to train the algorithm so what happens if i like my own posts
I have never eaten cereal for breakfast its always a very good bedtime snack however
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have never eaten cereal for breakfast its always a very good bedtime snack however
I bought a gundam and I’m yet to put it together
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I bought a gundam and I’m yet to put it together
The interesting thing about being a software developer is that I spend a lot of time building nothing of value
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The interesting thing about being a software developer is that I spend a lot of time building nothing of value
IBS is a thought terminating cliche
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
IBS is a thought terminating cliche
The most interesting thing I have ever done is disassociate myself into an out of body experience while my boss is driving down the motorway at 100mph in some shitty Jaguar in absolute silence with no radio. The things i did for less than minimum wage.
October 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The most interesting thing I have ever done is disassociate myself into an out of body experience while my boss is driving down the motorway at 100mph in some shitty Jaguar in absolute silence with no radio. The things i did for less than minimum wage.
I remember the wise adage I would hear often at school
“Your mums your dad and your dads your mum”
I think about this often
“Your mums your dad and your dads your mum”
I think about this often
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I remember the wise adage I would hear often at school
“Your mums your dad and your dads your mum”
I think about this often
“Your mums your dad and your dads your mum”
I think about this often
Would I gain followers if I posted a picture of my butthole?
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Would I gain followers if I posted a picture of my butthole?
I made an application called the curator and everyone found it very funny
This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.
This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I made an application called the curator and everyone found it very funny
This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.
This is an inside joke you wouldn’t get it.
I never got suckered into manosphere content cos I remembered by parents are completely swagless which means I have nothing to worry about
October 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I never got suckered into manosphere content cos I remembered by parents are completely swagless which means I have nothing to worry about
The loneliness pandemic can be cured by drinking colloidal silver but Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know that.
I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends
I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The loneliness pandemic can be cured by drinking colloidal silver but Big Pharma doesn’t want you to know that.
I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends
I myself covered myself head to toe in beef tallow and now I have loads of friends