If their Orphan Crushers are better we should totally ban them though. It’s morally reprehensible to have Orphan Crushers made by *gasp* foreigners

There’s just no way around it! Due to forces beyond our control, Orphan Crushing is the inevitable future!

Every purchase of anything now comes with a free crushed orphan!
No you can't turn down the crushed orphan. Why wouldn't you want a crushed orphan?

Coming soon: OrphanCrushTok

I understand there are concerns about the overall effectiveness of the Orphan Crushing product, but as we Crush more Orphans, the product will become more viable.

"Nobody can prove that the orphan crusher ISN'T sentient, and that means it definitely is. Unlike the orphans."

I will admit this is the last thing I expected mawaru penguindrum to be about

“Maybe we don’t need to crush orphans” you FOOL. You absolute LUDDITE. Don’t you know the Orphan Crusher is here to stay?

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

Through the magic of divorce I am the eldest daughter, an only child, and the awkward middle sibling. Is there a union

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

The thing about this is, is this is how born-rich people *already* do it - whether it's making art, or starting a business, or whatever they successfully do. They already know it works.

found this in my notes, good advice for aspiring devs

Weird flex but ok dude 👀

[airhorn noises]

New Dice Exploder this week: I'm off but @merrileebufkin.itch.io and @jdragsky.bsky.social hold down the fort with an ep all about You Will Die In This Place by @liz-shrikestudio.bsky.social. This ep, like this game, is packed with ideas about gender, the games industry, House of Leaves, and more.

They specifically said ”no drilling”. Nothing about slicing it open with the buster sword.

Cloud was actually stood just underneath it but I cropped him out because he kept telling me not to drill through the wall.

Having proper mouse dioramas right now

Oh thank goodness they warned me.

I have MULTIPLE. I‘ll put myself in a locker immediately.

(But specifically I’m studying early modern queer history, because I love having no sources and a dream)

Noooooooo my internet cred

Sheepishly admitting I might be interested in history in a room full of history students during the first seminar of my MA in history

I have such good news for executives and industry leaders - it is incredibly easy for *you*, specifically, to put a stop to this. Tell these bad-faith harassers no. Loudly and publicly support your employees & industry colleagues.
Shut this shit down once and for all to protect the future of games.