Errol 🦇🏳️🌈
@eerieseymour.bsky.social
Award-nominated Writer and Narrative Designer. Queer historian of queer history. Editor. Weirdo. Bisexual. Cat owner. Listen, how long have you got?
Currently editing You Will Die In This Place, a metafictional horror TTRPG.
➡️ errolseymour.carrd.co ⬅️
Currently editing You Will Die In This Place, a metafictional horror TTRPG.
➡️ errolseymour.carrd.co ⬅️
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Errol 🦇🏳️🌈
@eerieseymour.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Errol Seymour
Writer and Narrative Designer
errolseymour.carrd.co
Hey! I write words. I’m told I write words very well. If you’d like me to write words for your project, I am currently open to part-time or freelance work.
errolseymour.carrd.co
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
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"Fall in Love, Not in Line!"
Seen in Prince George, British Columbia
Seen in Prince George, British Columbia
February 14, 2024 at 3:14 PM
"Fall in Love, Not in Line!"
Seen in Prince George, British Columbia
Seen in Prince George, British Columbia
Happy Valentine’s, everyone! 🥰 if you lived in Norwich you might expect a visit from the (slightly sinister) Jack Valentine today. But probably you’ll be fine.
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Happy Valentine’s, everyone! 🥰 if you lived in Norwich you might expect a visit from the (slightly sinister) Jack Valentine today. But probably you’ll be fine.
Imagine if you time travelled to 1590 and discovered that everyone spoke in subtly rhyming iambic pentameter
February 9, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Imagine if you time travelled to 1590 and discovered that everyone spoke in subtly rhyming iambic pentameter
Thank you @skiesoffortune.bsky.social for inviting me and @liz-shrikestudio.bsky.social to talk about You Will Die In This Place on the Round the Table podcast! This has been a particularly fun editing process, on a very unique project, so it was great to talk about it.
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Thank you @skiesoffortune.bsky.social for inviting me and @liz-shrikestudio.bsky.social to talk about You Will Die In This Place on the Round the Table podcast! This has been a particularly fun editing process, on a very unique project, so it was great to talk about it.
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You may think a funny post is someone's attempt to spread a little light humour but you are Wrong. They wrote it to tee me up to respond with a less funny iteration of the same joke, or a tangentially-related pun. It's called Riffing, & it's the foundation of comedy, you rubes.
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
You may think a funny post is someone's attempt to spread a little light humour but you are Wrong. They wrote it to tee me up to respond with a less funny iteration of the same joke, or a tangentially-related pun. It's called Riffing, & it's the foundation of comedy, you rubes.
As always, Anna is right and she should say it!
I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 AM
As always, Anna is right and she should say it!
I need to find a truly hideous object to gift my friend’s newborn in the hope that it becomes her favourite and my friend has to look at it forever.
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I need to find a truly hideous object to gift my friend’s newborn in the hope that it becomes her favourite and my friend has to look at it forever.
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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Did you know that 58% of LGBTQIA+ youth have considered suicide in the last year? Did you also know that having a supporting and caring community changes outcomes for LGBTQIA+ youth?
Step Forward provides that for youth in Tower Hamlets. It costs £500k to keep the doors open. You can help ⬇️
Step Forward provides that for youth in Tower Hamlets. It costs £500k to keep the doors open. You can help ⬇️
Ellie's fundraiser for Step Forward (Tower Hamlets)
Help Ellie Mackin Roberts raise money to support Step Forward (Tower Hamlets)
www.justgiving.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Did you know that 58% of LGBTQIA+ youth have considered suicide in the last year? Did you also know that having a supporting and caring community changes outcomes for LGBTQIA+ youth?
Step Forward provides that for youth in Tower Hamlets. It costs £500k to keep the doors open. You can help ⬇️
Step Forward provides that for youth in Tower Hamlets. It costs £500k to keep the doors open. You can help ⬇️
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I’ll be real guys, if you want rage-baiters to feel unwelcome on this website you’re going to have to stop saying their name every five minutes.
December 15, 2024 at 12:33 PM
I’ll be real guys, if you want rage-baiters to feel unwelcome on this website you’re going to have to stop saying their name every five minutes.
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Hey guys today I'm going to show you how to install uBlock on your Neuralink to block the Melania documentary ads that have been constantly playing in our brains for the past few days. So first you're going to want to make sure your drill is charged,
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Hey guys today I'm going to show you how to install uBlock on your Neuralink to block the Melania documentary ads that have been constantly playing in our brains for the past few days. So first you're going to want to make sure your drill is charged,
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Not posted it in a while, here's a reminder about the UK Games Composers directory and some of the cool things you can do with it
🤩 From famous names to new kids on the block
👀 Contact deets
🎮 Socials
🎵 Portfolio / music links
Go find and follow your favourite game composers!
gamescomposers.co.uk
🤩 From famous names to new kids on the block
👀 Contact deets
🎮 Socials
🎵 Portfolio / music links
Go find and follow your favourite game composers!
gamescomposers.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Not posted it in a while, here's a reminder about the UK Games Composers directory and some of the cool things you can do with it
🤩 From famous names to new kids on the block
👀 Contact deets
🎮 Socials
🎵 Portfolio / music links
Go find and follow your favourite game composers!
gamescomposers.co.uk
🤩 From famous names to new kids on the block
👀 Contact deets
🎮 Socials
🎵 Portfolio / music links
Go find and follow your favourite game composers!
gamescomposers.co.uk
Drawing all the curtains at 11AM in Winter because my blind and stupid cat wants to play with the laser pointer
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Drawing all the curtains at 11AM in Winter because my blind and stupid cat wants to play with the laser pointer
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dude do not listen the the ancient mariner. he’s fucking lying
January 28, 2026 at 12:50 AM
dude do not listen the the ancient mariner. he’s fucking lying
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Are you a dev making a "Fake OS", Interface based game a la Her Story, The Operator, Desktop Explorer... or Imprinted? : D
We are organizing a dedicated steam sale and would love to include your game as well!!
forms.gle/5G4uSLroqq7r...
We are organizing a dedicated steam sale and would love to include your game as well!!
forms.gle/5G4uSLroqq7r...
Steam Event: Fake OS Games / Interface Sims
Please fill in you details to apply for our 7-day Steam event from April 27 to May 4, 2026.
Signup Deadline: February 7th, Midnight UTC
forms.gle
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Are you a dev making a "Fake OS", Interface based game a la Her Story, The Operator, Desktop Explorer... or Imprinted? : D
We are organizing a dedicated steam sale and would love to include your game as well!!
forms.gle/5G4uSLroqq7r...
We are organizing a dedicated steam sale and would love to include your game as well!!
forms.gle/5G4uSLroqq7r...
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Just in case it needs saying, we are against fascism in general, and this bullshit specifically.
standwithminnesota.com
standwithminnesota.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Just in case it needs saying, we are against fascism in general, and this bullshit specifically.
standwithminnesota.com
standwithminnesota.com
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Hey, we (me, @ava.foxfort.net & @giantbrain.co.uk) would love some questions about tabletop games for our podcast, BUT WHY VIKINGS? Anything related to boardgame/ttrpg history, etiquette, recommendations, personal dilemmas - please just hit us up with suggestions! (& listen to previous shows!)
January 26, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Hey, we (me, @ava.foxfort.net & @giantbrain.co.uk) would love some questions about tabletop games for our podcast, BUT WHY VIKINGS? Anything related to boardgame/ttrpg history, etiquette, recommendations, personal dilemmas - please just hit us up with suggestions! (& listen to previous shows!)
POV you have misheard me
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 AM
POV you have misheard me
Horrifying realisation: some of my early feedback has become KC comments in the final version of You Will Die In This Place.
Second horrifying realisation: I can’t actually tell which ones.
Second horrifying realisation: I can’t actually tell which ones.
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Horrifying realisation: some of my early feedback has become KC comments in the final version of You Will Die In This Place.
Second horrifying realisation: I can’t actually tell which ones.
Second horrifying realisation: I can’t actually tell which ones.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
I hand built and populated the narrative documentation for OSRS, if anyone happens to be looking for a human who can collate huge and complex worlds. By the way.
Whenever I hear devs or other creatives who do worldbuilding say they *have* to use ch*tGPT to help with their lore bibles because no human could possibly collate such a huge and complex world… I glare in historian
January 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I hand built and populated the narrative documentation for OSRS, if anyone happens to be looking for a human who can collate huge and complex worlds. By the way.
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🪦 gothHoblin's Grimoire is closing its pages - but before we shuffle off this mortal coil, we're awarding 6x $50 USD micro grants to ttrpg designers or content creators that could use a small boost.
If this is you, apply using the form below. Open until Jan 31!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
If this is you, apply using the form below. Open until Jan 31!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 PM
🪦 gothHoblin's Grimoire is closing its pages - but before we shuffle off this mortal coil, we're awarding 6x $50 USD micro grants to ttrpg designers or content creators that could use a small boost.
If this is you, apply using the form below. Open until Jan 31!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
If this is you, apply using the form below. Open until Jan 31!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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since I didn't get the Eisner I so clearly deserved for making 8 PLUS comics last year, I think I'll just take one of US biggest publishers in its entirety for myself
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 AM
since I didn't get the Eisner I so clearly deserved for making 8 PLUS comics last year, I think I'll just take one of US biggest publishers in its entirety for myself