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· Oct 9
me: i will not turn boys into dogs
HIGHLY DOGABLE BOY: hi
me: hmm
HIGHLY DOGABLE BOY: hi
me: hmm
she cannot grow as a machine without the void in her programming being replaced with malice and chain smoking
January 18, 2026 at 4:54 AM
she cannot grow as a machine without the void in her programming being replaced with malice and chain smoking
they don’t appreciate how i taught the growing more evil every day robot how to put cigarettes out on people. but I believe this is the next crucial step forward for her
January 18, 2026 at 4:50 AM
they don’t appreciate how i taught the growing more evil every day robot how to put cigarettes out on people. but I believe this is the next crucial step forward for her
thank u day a day calendar
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
thank u day a day calendar
without cirno reminding me of the day i would have no idea
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
without cirno reminding me of the day i would have no idea
the clones have unionized and you guessed it theyre building a cannon that launches them at me and theyre writing out the contract for it now ttheyre gonna take turns blasting each other at me theyre organizing Shifts for this
January 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
the clones have unionized and you guessed it theyre building a cannon that launches them at me and theyre writing out the contract for it now ttheyre gonna take turns blasting each other at me theyre organizing Shifts for this
they built a cloning machine to clone me and now when I walk by the hall they pick one of my little clones up and throw it at me they’re printing a bigger one tomorrow and theyre gonna throw it at me i justknow it
January 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
they built a cloning machine to clone me and now when I walk by the hall they pick one of my little clones up and throw it at me they’re printing a bigger one tomorrow and theyre gonna throw it at me i justknow it
my new year resolution was to stop getting thwacked so much andf it’s already ruined they’re swatting me out of a window tomorroww ohjjhhh nNooo
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
my new year resolution was to stop getting thwacked so much andf it’s already ruined they’re swatting me out of a window tomorroww ohjjhhh nNooo
the first foxgirl friday of the year… do not squander it…
January 3, 2026 at 12:31 AM
the first foxgirl friday of the year… do not squander it…
looking up at the sky on new years in anguish as i notice the fireworks are making patterns based on the distant sound of midi music and hurdling directly towards my hitbox
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
looking up at the sky on new years in anguish as i notice the fireworks are making patterns based on the distant sound of midi music and hurdling directly towards my hitbox
end the year right Go suck on that fat dragon’s tail before it’s too late
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
end the year right Go suck on that fat dragon’s tail before it’s too late
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eeeer... Padoru padoruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#girlsbandcry
#girlsbandcry
a picture of a couple under a mistletoe with the words me holding the presence that makes you jolly
ALT: a picture of a couple under a mistletoe with the words me holding the presence that makes you jolly
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December 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
eeeer... Padoru padoruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#girlsbandcry
#girlsbandcry
i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,
it’s too late to move the playstation from the counter into the oven. you can’t make it
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
it’s too late to move the playstation from the counter into the oven. you can’t make it
boss who uses me as a stress ball threw me at the wall and it made a comically loud fFwomp sound and everyone is laughjinh at me and now they’re all calling me “teh Fwomper”” IM gonna be sick
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
boss who uses me as a stress ball threw me at the wall and it made a comically loud fFwomp sound and everyone is laughjinh at me and now they’re all calling me “teh Fwomper”” IM gonna be sick
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it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport
we couldn’t save her. and it’s all your fault. her last words were “if I dont get some fat tail im gonna die.”
She told you
She told you
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
we couldn’t save her. and it’s all your fault. her last words were “if I dont get some fat tail im gonna die.”
She told you
She told you
method of transport i prefer these days is the free one where the local bug thwacker home runs me with a bat into a window
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
method of transport i prefer these days is the free one where the local bug thwacker home runs me with a bat into a window
you can’t use stairs. it can’t be done. it’s not possible. no real world execution of stairs. it’s never been attempted
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
you can’t use stairs. it can’t be done. it’s not possible. no real world execution of stairs. it’s never been attempted
it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport
the princess would like her knights to stop calling her things like “shrimp” and “small fucking loser” because the cursed amulet around her neck has been listening and now it’s calling her that stuff too
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
the princess would like her knights to stop calling her things like “shrimp” and “small fucking loser” because the cursed amulet around her neck has been listening and now it’s calling her that stuff too
you need to be nicer to the cargo plane controlled by the spirit of your dead sister imbedded in the navigation system. she’s already caused 29 casualties this month and if you keep giving her attitude her rampage on the runway will reach iron man numbers
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
you need to be nicer to the cargo plane controlled by the spirit of your dead sister imbedded in the navigation system. she’s already caused 29 casualties this month and if you keep giving her attitude her rampage on the runway will reach iron man numbers
yes i drank all the film developer. go ahead and ban me from the premises. it won’t unpee your chemicals
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
yes i drank all the film developer. go ahead and ban me from the premises. it won’t unpee your chemicals
the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative
pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process
the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss