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EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Jan 19

#MVRP #SonicRP #BSKYRP

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𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕦 🎶 @bluepopstar.bsky.social · Jan 13

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EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Sep 3

"You mean to tell me that alternate reality me has been able to make a sentient AI daughter with the ability to go to and from cyberspace on a whim AND is strong enough to control powerful alien technology? Next you're going to tell me Sonic is racing with a famous pop star."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Sep 2

"This is your daily reminder that I am superior to you in every way and that you'll always be beneath me."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Aug 9

"Are you a flea infested creature with various diseases that needs to be put down? Also don't speak back to me unless I tell you to. I can smell your breath from a mile away."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Aug 9

"Shut up loser."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · May 26

Who are all you people?!

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EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 11

"Were you always this ugly?"

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 9

"Do I tell them I have the Master Emerald now or later?"

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 8

warrior

Traction seems to have slowed to a halt on here. May just end up switching muses if I can't figure out what to do with Eggman.

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 7

"I wouldn't be surprised if Sonic drowned or ate a bad chili dog. Knuckles probably walked into traffic, and the fox? Maybe he is in college or something."

「 𝟺𝟻 」𝖵𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗋. @crimsonfolk.bsky.social · Feb 7

“ You think so? ”

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 7

"I may as well just say my plan out loud. I haven't seen Sonic and his friends at all. Maybe they all just died."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 7

"I may as well just say my plan out loud. I haven't seen Sonic and his friends at all. Maybe they all just died."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 7

"The brainrot has gotten worse..."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 6

"Thank you Poppybot for the support. Now on todays schedule we have the usual rant about how I hate Sonic and I will be playing a game called Dark Souls."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 6

He's starting up one of his live streams again.

"Welcome back my followers of the Eggman Empire! I have a great stream for you today without any annoying furballs to interrupt it."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 6

"What is great about the PC is that you can add so many quality of life improvements through mods. I have quite the amazing Chao Garden."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 5

"Consoles today are glorified boxes of garbage. Have you seen how overpriced the PlayStation 5 Pro is? Stick with a PC."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 5

"Maybe Sonic just ate one too many chili dogs and died. It's not as fun if that idiot isn't trying to stop me, it almost feels empty. Maybe all I had to do was wait and now world domination is right around the corner."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 1

Everyone has been so distracted that it's made things easy for Ivo. Almost too easy. Maybe this was just luck being on his side for once. It's already too late for them and they don't even realize it.

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Feb 1

What if your headquarters mysteriously burned to the ground?

𝗦𝗘𝗚𝗔 @parodysega.bsky.social · Feb 1

What if Sonic 06 remake on the new console in 2026?

☆ 𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗶𝗻 '𝟬𝟲 ☆ @madein06.bsky.social · Feb 1

“I need to have a chat with the people who made sonic '06„

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Jan 31

He's now looking to ram the Egg Mobile right into Mario to try and hit him out of the air. Sometimes you just have to do things yourself!

"Will you hold still? I just want to talk!"

That was sort of a lie. He did want to talk, but also wanted to beat him up.

#𝟭 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥❗ @jumpingpaisano.bsky.social · Jan 31

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Mario quickly leveled out as the munitions were fired. He unraveled the cape from his collar and grasped it, where it took the form of a mystic parachute. He began bouncing through the wind, flying in an arc to and fro. His unusual fight pattern helped him evade Ivo’s missiles and rounds!
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EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Jan 31

"I'll have you know I am at the top of the leaderboard in Fortnite Festival."

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Jan 30

Bullets and missiles once again shot out towards Mario. The drones tried to follow his movements while some missiles had a target lock on him.

"I'll find out what planet you're from, what mystical items you use, and use that knowledge to be rid of Sonic for good!"

EGGMAN @eggmanmovie.bsky.social · Jan 30

"How strange."

A feather was enough to give him the power of flight? Though it was not quite like Super Sonic's flight. Following behind with his drones by his side.

"I don't know what you just did, but let's see if Super Plumber is capable of surviving ariel combat!"

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#𝟭 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥❗ @jumpingpaisano.bsky.social · Jan 30

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With a running start, Mario leaps into the air, and miraculously catches wind with his magical cape as he ascends a hundred feet in a single bound. He’s headed for the edge of town!
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⚡︎ ‍ 𝑺𝑼𝑹𝑮𝑬 ‍ 𝑻. ‍ 𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑹𝑬𝑪 @lightningsparks.bsky.social · Jan 27

« 𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ YOU’RE 𝓛UCKY
𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪’𝑺 AT THE TOP
OF MY 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𓂃 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 .ᐟ

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 @abruteechidna.bsky.social · Jan 22

‌‍⁠ 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒

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