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YEP YEP —!
Have him alll to yourself !!!
Have him alll to yourself !!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
YEP YEP —!
Have him alll to yourself !!!
Have him alll to yourself !!!
That’s the best thing Disney has done.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
That’s the best thing Disney has done.
GO FOR IT !!!
I now own Ken Penders.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
GO FOR IT !!!
No you don’t.
I now own this Kiryu Kazuma character.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
No you don’t.
Oh yeah… game awards, if we somehow win Racing Game of the year I’m giving Jet Babylon’s a raise to their passive income.
And Sonic rumble is doing well.. surprisingly enough—
And Sonic rumble is doing well.. surprisingly enough—
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh yeah… game awards, if we somehow win Racing Game of the year I’m giving Jet Babylon’s a raise to their passive income.
And Sonic rumble is doing well.. surprisingly enough—
And Sonic rumble is doing well.. surprisingly enough—
Oh yeah ONE TIME
That doesn’t mean ever since EXE slip is canon..
That doesn’t mean ever since EXE slip is canon..
“I mean you DID reference Sonic.EXE for halloween one time.”
You thought you had a chance?
Sure bud.
Sure bud.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh yeah ONE TIME
That doesn’t mean ever since EXE slip is canon..
That doesn’t mean ever since EXE slip is canon..
You thought you had a chance?
Sure bud.
Sure bud.
WHAT THE FUCK
Woah now
That was when we were self deprecating.
It was a bad time, but that holds not weight now.
That was when we were self deprecating.
It was a bad time, but that holds not weight now.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You thought you had a chance?
Sure bud.
Sure bud.
Woah now
That was when we were self deprecating.
It was a bad time, but that holds not weight now.
That was when we were self deprecating.
It was a bad time, but that holds not weight now.
“Everything’s canon when it comes to Sega and Sonic.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Woah now
That was when we were self deprecating.
It was a bad time, but that holds not weight now.
That was when we were self deprecating.
It was a bad time, but that holds not weight now.
I can just have Sonic fans explain it
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I can just have Sonic fans explain it
Yeah but your actively using AI
That’s kinda cringe, and yeah I know we’re smacking our own team for using it..
That’s kinda cringe, and yeah I know we’re smacking our own team for using it..
Don’t you do that to Shitendo?
Yeah no way.
You are just trying to rage bait atp..
You are just trying to rage bait atp..
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Yeah but your actively using AI
That’s kinda cringe, and yeah I know we’re smacking our own team for using it..
That’s kinda cringe, and yeah I know we’re smacking our own team for using it..
Yeah no way.
You are just trying to rage bait atp..
You are just trying to rage bait atp..
Better than using Denuvo, by the way.
Yeah I don’t know what to tell you..
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Yeah no way.
You are just trying to rage bait atp..
You are just trying to rage bait atp..
Yeah I don’t know what to tell you..
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Yeah I don’t know what to tell you..
Fym
YOUR paycheck???
YOUR paycheck???
SEGA still hasn't returned my paycheck.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fym
YOUR paycheck???
YOUR paycheck???
[ Whistling the NiGHTS title theme, as he works since it’s been stuck in his head since the announcement. ]
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
[ Whistling the NiGHTS title theme, as he works since it’s been stuck in his head since the announcement. ]
Sonic I’m going to hold your hand when I say this.
We’re SEGA.
This next game for 2026 is going to be 50/50, we’ll see when my writer gets his hands on it.
We’re SEGA.
This next game for 2026 is going to be 50/50, we’ll see when my writer gets his hands on it.
yeah right, i make you too much money for you to even want to think about harming me.
yeah right, i make you too much money for you to even want to think about harming me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sonic I’m going to hold your hand when I say this.
We’re SEGA.
This next game for 2026 is going to be 50/50, we’ll see when my writer gets his hands on it.
We’re SEGA.
This next game for 2026 is going to be 50/50, we’ll see when my writer gets his hands on it.
Stop lying or we’re going back to the dark ages.
sega doesn’t pay me enough for this shit.
(is literally one of the richer characters rebel writes. he just chooses to barely use the money.)
sega doesn’t pay me enough for this shit.
(is literally one of the richer characters rebel writes. he just chooses to barely use the money.)
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Stop lying or we’re going back to the dark ages.
Still intellectual property
Look enough like Amy..
Look enough like Amy..
sega. sega i'm from a canon divergent universe. i promise. you won't be having to do damage control.
Amy?
Running from the cops?
Alright I guess.
Running from the cops?
Alright I guess.
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Still intellectual property
Look enough like Amy..
Look enough like Amy..
Amy?
Running from the cops?
Alright I guess.
Running from the cops?
Alright I guess.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Amy?
Running from the cops?
Alright I guess.
Running from the cops?
Alright I guess.
We do?
“Nuh uh, obviously SEGA does!”
I own the famous Naruto run.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We do?
You know..
That’s not how it works right?
That’s not how it works right?
YEEEEP.
If Sora’s in CrossWorlds, then it means I own you, since the Racing Transformed days.
If Sora’s in CrossWorlds, then it means I own you, since the Racing Transformed days.
NOOOOPE
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You know..
That’s not how it works right?
That’s not how it works right?
NOOOOPE
Yuh-uh, Electronic Arts 2.0.
No you loser
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
NOOOOPE