Ted
Ted
@egkurmann.bsky.social
New Zealand born, Swiss citizen, Arts Bachelor (Assumption University, Worcester, MA), librarian (MLIS), cycling fanatic, worked in Switzerland (Novartis, Basel).
He is so delusional. God help the US.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hmmm, NZ had a major right wing shooting massacre several years ago. Gun laws were tightened by brave politicians, unlike those in the US. Apparently Kash is not aware of this! www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
FBI boss Kash Patel gave NZ officials illegal 3D-printed guns
On his visit in July, the FBI director gave police and spy bosses gifts of inoperable pistols that were illegal to possess under local laws and had to be destroyed.
www.stuff.co.nz
September 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Dear America, one of the first things Hitler did when gaining power was taking over the Prussian Police i.e. Berlin. Look familiar? Welcome to the land of the free fascist America!
August 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dear America, Australian voters just voted and have shown what they think of tRump and his crazy tariffs! Are you happy now?
May 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Dear America, want to buy that fancy Swiss watch to show how rich you are. Well now you can as they have just doubled in price! Thanks (not), a proud Swiss citizen
April 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dear America (and ROW). Watch the New Zealand stock market as your dear leader announces his tariffs today. This is the first open market that will predict a possible economic disaster!
April 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dear America, I give you the next POTUS. Thanks, the rest of the world.
I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!

New ride coming soon.
March 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Dear America, your President has just lit a fuse in the Arab/Muslim world! Good luck.
February 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Dear America, stock-up on maple syrup before the price makes it like liquid gold! Price of eggs anyone?
January 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Dear America, before you ship immigrants to Gitmo, do a ‘Net search on Manus Island. Good luck!
January 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Dear America, why does your dear leader make political capital about a tragic accident? Insecure perhaps. Anyway, imho it is disgusting.
January 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Dear America, get your drug of choice - coffee - while you can. Price goes up by 25% courtesy of Trump tomorrow. Price of eggs anyone?
January 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The Guardian view on humanities in universities: closing English Literature courses signals a crisis
December 6, 2024 at 3:57 AM