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🔞 WARNING: KIRBY SPOILERS AND ZANY TIRADES i post silly memes and sillier art sometimes

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🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · Aug 31

WARNING TO THE 0 PEOPLE WHO WILL READ THIS: I WILL NOW BE POSTING KIRBY SPOILERS. IF YOU HAVENT MUTED EVERYTHING PINK PUFF RELATED AND HAVENT PLAYED SCW YET - SCRAM!!!

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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 9h

i have to contrive thoughts like "inaction is comphet" to push myself through the day

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🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 12h

genuinely crazy how this fairy type special attacker did not have any fairy type special attacks until gen 9

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 12h

they should let dedenne learn moonblast

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 13h

absol is nonbinary imo

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 14h

fuck it i'll join in

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 16h

wait seriously? the same hyper religious chuds who circumcised all these people in the fucking first place are now saying it's woke and gay and autistic? are you fucking shitting me

a cartoon character is screaming with the words then why did you ask for it

Alt: then why did you ask for it

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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · Jul 20

Long Live the King

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🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 17h

trying to hunt down different 'tober prompt lists to do and half of them are nsfw 😭

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 17h

NEW RULE: NEVER TRUST HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU'VE HAD YOUR VITAMIN D FOR THE DAY

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 18h

i keep trying to learn a new lesson from everything i see and experience but i feel like im still not understanding the big picture that will make everything make sense. where's the lesson that will get me my friends back

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 19h

how it feels to be about to respond to something and suddenly realize i probably dont know what the fuck im talking about and delete it

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 19h

i can't imagine having beef with someone like you, you're one of the chillest people i know

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Empty Movement @empty-movement.bsky.social · Sep 1

Gogai, gogai! We don't get BRAND NEW NEVER BEFORE SEEN official artwork often here in the Revolutionary Girl Utena fandom, but when we do, it's Chiho Saito serving us post-series sapphic HELL YES. This was part of a merchandise drop from Rose-nik, cleaned from a scan by purpleriot with permission!

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🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

i think im actually genuinely completely serious about mob psycho 100 being the greatest work of fiction

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

kirby 64...

a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair

ALT: a poster for absolute cinema shows a man sitting in a chair

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🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

7. fire - #drawloween

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🎃Were-Wolfgang🎃 @wolfgangbirdie.bsky.social · 1d

If milky way wishes' gimmick was in literally any kirby game other than super star it'd be humanity's greatest achievement

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🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

6. musical - #cringetober #cringetober2025

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

i understand being driven off the deep end by recent events but these people need to understand that staying on social media is not going to do them any good

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

i only talk about myself so much because i don't have friends to talk about, there's really only 1 other person in my life at all right now

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes when i'm about to say something i see that it contains too many "i" statements and i stop myself because i don't want to come off as self centered

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🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

Allah canonically exists in the mob psycho 100 universe

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

there's this sense of a cold, cruel backdrop painted vividly by optimism and willpower

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

watching mob psycho always makes me feel like i've checked into a mental hospital

🔞 the jack and coker @eizl.bsky.social · 1d

the visuals too though. the whole thing is a genuine masterpiece