el1a
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finally watching the UTK/Louisville game and 😈
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
finally watching the UTK/Louisville game and 😈
past me really is that bitch (six months ago scheduling her dentist appointment by the mall one week before Christmas)
December 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
past me really is that bitch (six months ago scheduling her dentist appointment by the mall one week before Christmas)
there are two types of Belmont students and they are Crieve Hall original location and Crieve Hall Inglewood
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
there are two types of Belmont students and they are Crieve Hall original location and Crieve Hall Inglewood
the number of puzzling decisions you experience driving to BNA via Briley Parkway and I-40 E
December 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the number of puzzling decisions you experience driving to BNA via Briley Parkway and I-40 E
bold of December 2025 to say what if the sun set at 4:15 but also never actually came out at all
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
bold of December 2025 to say what if the sun set at 4:15 but also never actually came out at all
the Sagittarian urge to play vitamin string quartet
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the Sagittarian urge to play vitamin string quartet
rooting for the hoos and the hoosiers
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
rooting for the hoos and the hoosiers
“A good shot fake will get you a date on campus with someone out of your league” is definitely awful announcing, but it is not wrong.
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“A good shot fake will get you a date on campus with someone out of your league” is definitely awful announcing, but it is not wrong.
me: actually it’s all country music, country music is a big tent, etc
me at a hardy show: nah
me at a hardy show: nah
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
me: actually it’s all country music, country music is a big tent, etc
me at a hardy show: nah
me at a hardy show: nah
Mikey Cyrus was in my dream last night and really nice to me. #Sagittarius4Sagittarius
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Mikey Cyrus was in my dream last night and really nice to me. #Sagittarius4Sagittarius
inject jakobi’s accent into my veins #govols #easttennesseyoullwaysbe
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
inject jakobi’s accent into my veins #govols #easttennesseyoullwaysbe
meant to say this earlier but I’ve never seen a more freshman free throw shot than what nate ament puts up
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
meant to say this earlier but I’ve never seen a more freshman free throw shot than what nate ament puts up
you know we are so back when I audibly declare WOW #gobasketball
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
you know we are so back when I audibly declare WOW #gobasketball
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lol duke you cold bitches
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
lol duke you cold bitches
pondering the over/under on the belle meade blowout bar’s ability to provide me with a diet coke
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
pondering the over/under on the belle meade blowout bar’s ability to provide me with a diet coke
the foolish pride resulting from being asked to check in on someone’s pet
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the foolish pride resulting from being asked to check in on someone’s pet
*i* first learned about tyco toys when my high school crush delivered a persuasive speech comparing super blocks to lego
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
*i* first learned about tyco toys when my high school crush delivered a persuasive speech comparing super blocks to lego
my mother is not a wine mom but she is a mahjong mom
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my mother is not a wine mom but she is a mahjong mom
me: these sweet summer children flattening stranger things to ship wars
also me: the duffer brothers are telegraphing dustin/erika endgame
also me: the duffer brothers are telegraphing dustin/erika endgame
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
me: these sweet summer children flattening stranger things to ship wars
also me: the duffer brothers are telegraphing dustin/erika endgame
also me: the duffer brothers are telegraphing dustin/erika endgame
blessed that ESPN is back on YouTubeTV just in time for me to watch the only five WVU lady Mountaineers not ejected finish out their basketball game against Duke at the Greenbrier
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
blessed that ESPN is back on YouTubeTV just in time for me to watch the only five WVU lady Mountaineers not ejected finish out their basketball game against Duke at the Greenbrier
explaining heterofatalism to my husband, the aloof wife
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
explaining heterofatalism to my husband, the aloof wife
imagine explaining the netflix house moving into the former lord & taylor at king prussia mall to samuel lord and gw taylor
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
imagine explaining the netflix house moving into the former lord & taylor at king prussia mall to samuel lord and gw taylor