you may be thinking quelle horreur, but that’s why you could never be me, past or present

periodically a cop comes to clear us out and then we just re-queue 🤷‍♀️

currently intentionally parked in a lane of traffic to the terminal that about 25 cars have made a de facto waiting zone

let’s move the cell phone waiting lot from a nice little spot with the terminal visible to kingdom freaking come!

let’s narrow a major interstate by its two left lanes right as its two right lanes become exit-only for the airport!

off Nashville’s most lawless roadway, let’s put a huge holiday attraction *and* an outlet mall on the same exit!

happier with points of the board 🤗