Elaine Gwyther
elainegwy.bsky.social
Elaine Gwyther
@elainegwy.bsky.social
Family. Friends. Fun. Food
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Two taps in the sternum 😊
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
@mattmwilliams.bsky.social
Burning Big Bloomers 😂
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Burning big bloomers 🩲🔥
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Helium in my condoms 😳😳😳
😂😂
October 18, 2025 at 8:36 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Mr and Mrs Happy 😊😊
October 17, 2025 at 8:42 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social Funky McGiggles
September 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Christopher Biggins is Caligula?
September 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social happy birthday Simon
Hope you have a fabulous day
September 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Vigorous entertainment 😳😂😊
September 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Not in a Wetherspoons! 😳
August 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social

Too many toilet rolls! 🧻🧻🧻
August 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Soot on my sandwich

Ps thank you for reading my confession again 😊
August 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Reposted by Elaine Gwyther
Good morning! 🦦
'Hello human, nice to meet you'
July 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Spanish for poncho 🇪🇸
July 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Haddock enough?

(Thought it was ‘had a cannuff’ when I first heard it. Spent a few minutes trying to work out what a cannuff is!!)
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Make my saddle wipe clean
June 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Don’t touch the kettle 💩
May 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
If it rattles, put it backles 😊
May 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Dark chocolate.

It’s delicious @mattmwilliams.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Hard time for podcast crime 😂
April 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Jam it up your cornet 😂
April 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Fancy some Cluedo?! 😳
March 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Go in your pants! 🤨
March 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Reposted by Elaine Gwyther
I think this is the closest many of us have ever got to seeing the real Trump. The only consistent thread in his entire unhinged rant was the love & praise for Vladimir Putin. Zelensky has more courage & dignity in his little finger than every member of Trump's regime & fan club combined.
February 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@simonmayo.bsky.social
Paging Dr Shovel! 😊
February 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM