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I wrote three essays for @grumpire.bsky.social in 2023. Thanks to everyone who read them or is about to.
On Fast & Furious (w/ @elbee.bsky.social) www.grumpire.com/revenge-of-t...
On Horror & Structural film
www.grumpire.com/if-the-abyss...
On Scream clones
www.grumpire.com/because-the-...
On Fast & Furious (w/ @elbee.bsky.social) www.grumpire.com/revenge-of-t...
On Horror & Structural film
www.grumpire.com/if-the-abyss...
On Scream clones
www.grumpire.com/because-the-...
January 1, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I wrote three essays for @grumpire.bsky.social in 2023. Thanks to everyone who read them or is about to.
On Fast & Furious (w/ @elbee.bsky.social) www.grumpire.com/revenge-of-t...
On Horror & Structural film
www.grumpire.com/if-the-abyss...
On Scream clones
www.grumpire.com/because-the-...
On Fast & Furious (w/ @elbee.bsky.social) www.grumpire.com/revenge-of-t...
On Horror & Structural film
www.grumpire.com/if-the-abyss...
On Scream clones
www.grumpire.com/because-the-...
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Now playing: Our annual retro Spotify playlist is celebrating 1994! A massive 100 picks from guests and Grumps, and a personal note from Editor @elbee.bsky.social
www.grumpire.com/mixtape-grum...
www.grumpire.com/mixtape-grum...
January 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Now playing: Our annual retro Spotify playlist is celebrating 1994! A massive 100 picks from guests and Grumps, and a personal note from Editor @elbee.bsky.social
www.grumpire.com/mixtape-grum...
www.grumpire.com/mixtape-grum...
wish this place was more fun
December 28, 2023 at 4:11 AM
wish this place was more fun
My Secret Santa gave me this giant shadow palette so I am excited to look like a battered heroin user this Christmas 🎅🏻
December 17, 2023 at 8:24 PM
My Secret Santa gave me this giant shadow palette so I am excited to look like a battered heroin user this Christmas 🎅🏻
Quick trip across the border ending with walking through a line of Russian, Ukrainian, and Chinese refugees waiting to get into the U.S. 💔 Praying that Texas welcomes them 🙏🏼
December 16, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Quick trip across the border ending with walking through a line of Russian, Ukrainian, and Chinese refugees waiting to get into the U.S. 💔 Praying that Texas welcomes them 🙏🏼
Realized I look like I’m wearing a diaper
December 14, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Realized I look like I’m wearing a diaper
Hi I’m at a Sunday afternoon bday party and I found the dog first thing
December 10, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Hi I’m at a Sunday afternoon bday party and I found the dog first thing
Apparently I’ve never seen Gremlins cuz this is the first time I’ve noticed this absolute nightmare imagery
December 9, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Apparently I’ve never seen Gremlins cuz this is the first time I’ve noticed this absolute nightmare imagery
Know how to get boys to talk to you? Buy a Ford Bronco
December 8, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Know how to get boys to talk to you? Buy a Ford Bronco
The dude of the house complained about our bed blanket not being warm & cozy enough so I bought a fluffy new comforter that makes us turn the AC on full blast to use it
December 7, 2023 at 4:15 AM
The dude of the house complained about our bed blanket not being warm & cozy enough so I bought a fluffy new comforter that makes us turn the AC on full blast to use it
Workshopping a “Godzilla can be my Plus 1 anytime” joke that will never come to fruition
December 6, 2023 at 5:37 AM
Workshopping a “Godzilla can be my Plus 1 anytime” joke that will never come to fruition
I bought a new vehicle today and am trying not to think about how it cost a little more than half of what I bought my house for!
November 30, 2023 at 3:07 AM
I bought a new vehicle today and am trying not to think about how it cost a little more than half of what I bought my house for!
feeling physically ill at the idea of going back to work tomorrow, especially knowing all of what I have to do
November 27, 2023 at 12:08 AM
feeling physically ill at the idea of going back to work tomorrow, especially knowing all of what I have to do
Filling my brain with enough material to defend Eli Roth against the biggest bus full of Oberlin post-grads, stay tuned
November 26, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Filling my brain with enough material to defend Eli Roth against the biggest bus full of Oberlin post-grads, stay tuned
We Christmas’ed the piano 🎄
November 26, 2023 at 12:51 AM
We Christmas’ed the piano 🎄
My crock pot has been on since 10 this morning and the house doesn’t smell a thing like what I’m cooking yet 😤
November 25, 2023 at 9:39 PM
My crock pot has been on since 10 this morning and the house doesn’t smell a thing like what I’m cooking yet 😤
Let it be known: I 🧡medieval timez
November 25, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Let it be known: I 🧡medieval timez
I didn’t buy anything in the VS Black Friday sale but I am getting a mani/pedi today
November 24, 2023 at 5:41 PM
I didn’t buy anything in the VS Black Friday sale but I am getting a mani/pedi today
Keep seeing posts that are like “only having a small gathering” or “only cooking for 3 today, so I scaled back” and a photo of still enough food to feed 12 people for 4 days
November 23, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Keep seeing posts that are like “only having a small gathering” or “only cooking for 3 today, so I scaled back” and a photo of still enough food to feed 12 people for 4 days
Truth is I’m a little sad this year because all the major players in my family are dead so it’s just me and my dad, and he’s alone, 2,000 miles away
Went for a nice walk tho
Went for a nice walk tho
November 23, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Truth is I’m a little sad this year because all the major players in my family are dead so it’s just me and my dad, and he’s alone, 2,000 miles away
Went for a nice walk tho
Went for a nice walk tho
I finished Christmas shopping already
November 23, 2023 at 3:03 AM
I finished Christmas shopping already