wish this place was more fun
December 28, 2023 at 4:11 AM
wish this place was more fun
My Secret Santa gave me this giant shadow palette so I am excited to look like a battered heroin user this Christmas 🎅🏻
December 17, 2023 at 8:24 PM
My Secret Santa gave me this giant shadow palette so I am excited to look like a battered heroin user this Christmas 🎅🏻
Realized I look like I’m wearing a diaper
December 14, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Realized I look like I’m wearing a diaper
They say we have the same cartoon nose! Happy birthday Dee 🥂
December 10, 2023 at 11:42 PM
They say we have the same cartoon nose! Happy birthday Dee 🥂
Hi I’m at a Sunday afternoon bday party and I found the dog first thing
December 10, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Hi I’m at a Sunday afternoon bday party and I found the dog first thing
Apparently I’ve never seen Gremlins cuz this is the first time I’ve noticed this absolute nightmare imagery
December 9, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Apparently I’ve never seen Gremlins cuz this is the first time I’ve noticed this absolute nightmare imagery
Workshopping a “Godzilla can be my Plus 1 anytime” joke that will never come to fruition
December 6, 2023 at 5:37 AM
Workshopping a “Godzilla can be my Plus 1 anytime” joke that will never come to fruition
We Christmas’ed the piano 🎄
November 26, 2023 at 12:51 AM
We Christmas’ed the piano 🎄
Let it be known: I 🧡medieval timez
November 25, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Let it be known: I 🧡medieval timez
Truth is I’m a little sad this year because all the major players in my family are dead so it’s just me and my dad, and he’s alone, 2,000 miles away
Went for a nice walk tho
Went for a nice walk tho
November 23, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Truth is I’m a little sad this year because all the major players in my family are dead so it’s just me and my dad, and he’s alone, 2,000 miles away
Went for a nice walk tho
Went for a nice walk tho
Nice day to walk into Mexico
November 18, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Nice day to walk into Mexico
My life is complete with Shaq Chair
November 17, 2023 at 6:58 PM
My life is complete with Shaq Chair
should I just turn this account into selfie dumps
okay
okay
November 12, 2023 at 2:09 AM
should I just turn this account into selfie dumps
okay
okay
it’s a stay home, read, day drink, and be nice to myself day
November 10, 2023 at 7:16 PM
it’s a stay home, read, day drink, and be nice to myself day
This shit is amazing open.spotify.com/playlist/3Kq...
November 5, 2023 at 1:01 AM
This shit is amazing open.spotify.com/playlist/3Kq...
Somehow this is my proof
November 4, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Somehow this is my proof