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elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Apr 17

all this for a task that takes less than a minute. bus drivers can do it, most rail staff can do it but apparently not London Paddington station staff?? you cannot run a station assuming everyone there can walk with their legs.

Hiatus @llwygarugysglyd.bsky.social · Apr 15

So Paddington station's procedure for boarding wheelchair users is cumbersome, confusing, doesn't appear to benefit either the station or the wheelchair user and is unlike anything I have experienced at any other train station as a wheelchair user in my life

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · Apr 2

Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

Bissau 10%
Palau 10%
Avalon (UK) 10%
Fiji 32%
Tyree (UK) 10%
Isles of Ebony (UK) 10%
Peru 10%
Cebu (Philippines) 17%
Babylon (Iraq) 39%
Bali (Indonesia) 32%
Cali (Colombia) 10%
Beneath the Coral Sea (Australia) 10%
Ebudæ (UK) 10%
Khartoum (Sudan) 10%
Deep Sea of Clouds 10%
Island of the Moon (Madagascar) 47%
The Ross Dependency (Antarctica) 10%
Tripoli (Libya) 31%

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elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Jan 24

that said, i want to spend the free time i spend scrolling for slop actually doing something constructive so i think my personal html/css/javascript sandpit is probably a good way to do that!

i'll post updates here as and when, hopefully i can also find other neocities peeps here?

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elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Jan 24

yeah you know what twitter is over, tiktok is pretty much over and insta is gonna be over in a few months by my estimations. i'm staying here for the time being and also tweaking my silly not very mobile-friendly website which i redesigned in august and have since not really had chance to edit.

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elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Jan 24

wheee new bluesky handle courtesy of neocities?!??!?!?

elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Nov 20

finally actually playing disco elysium and it's GREAT but it'd be even better if there was a fishing minigame that was unplayable for most of the story. it's a single white check and when you pass it you catch a single sardine.

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itemlabel.com @itemlabel.com · Nov 19

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Oct 18

A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."

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elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Oct 19

can you tell i did a linguistics unit last year

elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Oct 19

it is now me holding papupi and not a photo of peepy in a puppy harness wow holy voiceless bilabial plosives batman!!

elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Oct 19

it is now me holding papupi and not a photo of peepy in a puppy harness wow holy voiceless bilabial plosives batman!!

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Magdalena Miedl aka espressozitron 📎 @mmiedl.bsky.social · Oct 19

ich hab verliebte karotten und sie schauen ohne einander super awkward aus, bitte wie lieb is das

zwei ineinander verschlungen gewachsene karotten

die karotten vorsichtig voneinander getrennt

die karotten einzeln, große ausnehmung an der stelle wo sie zusammen waren

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elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Oct 19

maybe this can be my new persona on this goddamn app who knows

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elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Oct 19

i'll update my pfp soon i don't have many good recent pictures of myself OOPS

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elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Jan 19

zappy hair is the way i believe!!!!

elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Jan 19

YEEEEEEH

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violence @creature.gay · Jan 18

do not buy a weighted blanket. it's too comfy. you will never be able to leave the bed again. you will be trapped in the cinnamon bun dimension.

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elia 🦀 @elbirtlesclarkeofficial.neocities.org · Jan 18

also fun fact my dad took me to afflecks when i was little for my birthday or on big days out so it's got a very special place in my heart <3
gutted about the sculpture outside getting taken down tho