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Eldbis
@eldbis.bsky.social
Probably playing Pokémon Go
I have all 1000 Korok seeds in TotK
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Papi wants attention 👉🏽👈🏽
The tradition of having a guy over after Thanksgiving dinner continues. 😇
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Steam Room
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Here’s your jail, twink.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Never waste an opportunity to bring out a speedo
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Currently commando at the airport, let’s hope I don’t get frisked by security 👀
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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me if i saw fiyero in that cornfield
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Rain or shine we will still be dancing all night!
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hi, we saw you from across the venue and liked your vibe 😏
@wunce.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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goon you’re free
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@wunce.bsky.social and I are thinking about oomf 💦
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Why did I suddenly get horny while waiting for my flight to take off? 😵‍💫
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Hey guys you don’t have to do the phone in mouth flexing thing you can just come over, put the phone down, and flex for me in person
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Hi yes I need the wicked for good soundtrack injected into my veins k thanks
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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spit is lube
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Whoops, sent a passive aggressive email this morning. 🤷🏽‍♂️
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Thanks @eldbis.bsky.social for helping making the sticker 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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if I come back from “running errands” with dirty knees, mind your business
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Another hunt complete! I really wanted to have a shiny Mega Raichu for the DLC! Meet my boy, Cheddar 🧀⚡️
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My coworker offered to get in his jacket to keep me warm… I’m just going to assume everyone is bi at this point.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I’m sorry I sent you 14 Instagram reels in a row. The algorithm perfectly aligned with my current mood and also I love you
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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before coffee: tired

after coffee: nervous and tired
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Oh mother
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM