ElderMohawk
@eldermohawk.bsky.social
Patron of the Transman Halfway home. Twitch streamer. Fuckin nerd.
Guys, lately my son has been interacting a lot with a gitlab runner online and I'm worried he might be in a pipeline.
January 29, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Guys, lately my son has been interacting a lot with a gitlab runner online and I'm worried he might be in a pipeline.
Commander Data is woke lal
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Commander Data is woke lal
No you can't meet my girlfriend. She goes to another plane of existence.
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
No you can't meet my girlfriend. She goes to another plane of existence.
I love Star Trek’s inability to capture badass aesthetic. I heard about Riker and his dad planning an AmboJitsu competition and my first thought was, “oh yeah. They’re gonna look stupid as shit.” I was not disappointed…
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I love Star Trek’s inability to capture badass aesthetic. I heard about Riker and his dad planning an AmboJitsu competition and my first thought was, “oh yeah. They’re gonna look stupid as shit.” I was not disappointed…
The World Is Gonna Roll Ya: Post-apocalyptic fiction about two friends who have a portable DVD player and a copy of Shrek 2 but the MC’s friend hasn’t seen Shrek and won’t let them watch Shrek 2 without watching Shrek first and the story is about their quest for Shrek.
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The World Is Gonna Roll Ya: Post-apocalyptic fiction about two friends who have a portable DVD player and a copy of Shrek 2 but the MC’s friend hasn’t seen Shrek and won’t let them watch Shrek 2 without watching Shrek first and the story is about their quest for Shrek.
Kinda crazy that Star Trek TNG put Venom in an episode a month before his official debut as Venom in a comic.
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Kinda crazy that Star Trek TNG put Venom in an episode a month before his official debut as Venom in a comic.
Is there a streaming app that functions worse than Paramount+ for PlayStation 5?
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Is there a streaming app that functions worse than Paramount+ for PlayStation 5?
ACAB includes Major Kusanagi
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ACAB includes Major Kusanagi
It is the year of our lord 2025 and I still can’t have a thermostat that I can give a temperature range and it knows when to use heat or ac.
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It is the year of our lord 2025 and I still can’t have a thermostat that I can give a temperature range and it knows when to use heat or ac.
When the fajitas don’t come out sizzling
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When the fajitas don’t come out sizzling
Why do these Star Trek mfers all sleep with no blankets!?! Post-scarcity should mean TOO MANY blankets!
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why do these Star Trek mfers all sleep with no blankets!?! Post-scarcity should mean TOO MANY blankets!
@scalzi.com picked this up at the second hand bookstore. Guess I’ll have to actually support you and get the first one from a retailer…
October 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
@scalzi.com picked this up at the second hand bookstore. Guess I’ll have to actually support you and get the first one from a retailer…
Man, I miss the days when I could level up with just 800 runes.
September 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Man, I miss the days when I could level up with just 800 runes.
Titties so big I have to Texas Hold’em
September 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Titties so big I have to Texas Hold’em
There's a blue space jellyfish and a pink space jellyfish and they're in love and the blue one is a boy and the pink one is a girl and we have to save her.
August 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
There's a blue space jellyfish and a pink space jellyfish and they're in love and the blue one is a boy and the pink one is a girl and we have to save her.
Soooo... 15 seconds into the pilot of Star Trek: TNG and it's _very_ well established that a "skirt" uniform option is available and it is available to any gender crew member?
August 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Soooo... 15 seconds into the pilot of Star Trek: TNG and it's _very_ well established that a "skirt" uniform option is available and it is available to any gender crew member?
I am in an unhealthy relationship with the store-brand four cheese calzones from safeway
July 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I am in an unhealthy relationship with the store-brand four cheese calzones from safeway
Guys. Dad's listening to Sleep Token...
July 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Guys. Dad's listening to Sleep Token...
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I'm up to a whopping 40 game recommendations on my Steam Sale thread, absurd! So definitely check out the whole thing, chances are you'll find something for you. And make sure you let me know if you've picked up something I've suggested, it's always appreciated.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQPE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQPE...
July 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm up to a whopping 40 game recommendations on my Steam Sale thread, absurd! So definitely check out the whole thing, chances are you'll find something for you. And make sure you let me know if you've picked up something I've suggested, it's always appreciated.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQPE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQPE...
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NO NO NO.
It’s not top adviser - it’s a billionaire who bought access to dismantle gov entities investigating his businesses, got unauthorized access to our private data and collected fed funds.
And the POTUS who benefited from it
DO NOT WHITEWASH this, it is historic, but for different reasons.
It’s not top adviser - it’s a billionaire who bought access to dismantle gov entities investigating his businesses, got unauthorized access to our private data and collected fed funds.
And the POTUS who benefited from it
DO NOT WHITEWASH this, it is historic, but for different reasons.
June 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
NO NO NO.
It’s not top adviser - it’s a billionaire who bought access to dismantle gov entities investigating his businesses, got unauthorized access to our private data and collected fed funds.
And the POTUS who benefited from it
DO NOT WHITEWASH this, it is historic, but for different reasons.
It’s not top adviser - it’s a billionaire who bought access to dismantle gov entities investigating his businesses, got unauthorized access to our private data and collected fed funds.
And the POTUS who benefited from it
DO NOT WHITEWASH this, it is historic, but for different reasons.
When did we, as a society, forget how to make functioning perforations in packaging?
January 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
When did we, as a society, forget how to make functioning perforations in packaging?
Sure do wish at least one of the music apps had a "Finish this song and stop playing" feature. So many times I've wanted to finish a song but not go through the mad dash to stop it before the next song played.
January 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Sure do wish at least one of the music apps had a "Finish this song and stop playing" feature. So many times I've wanted to finish a song but not go through the mad dash to stop it before the next song played.
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This 2025 stop calling yourself a "content creator"
You're an artist, graphic designer, a video editor, an entertainer, musician, a streamer, a cook, a craftsman, an animator, a storyteller, a writer, a painter, a woodworker, a tailor...
You are not a faceless "content" machine.
You're an artist, graphic designer, a video editor, an entertainer, musician, a streamer, a cook, a craftsman, an animator, a storyteller, a writer, a painter, a woodworker, a tailor...
You are not a faceless "content" machine.
January 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This 2025 stop calling yourself a "content creator"
You're an artist, graphic designer, a video editor, an entertainer, musician, a streamer, a cook, a craftsman, an animator, a storyteller, a writer, a painter, a woodworker, a tailor...
You are not a faceless "content" machine.
You're an artist, graphic designer, a video editor, an entertainer, musician, a streamer, a cook, a craftsman, an animator, a storyteller, a writer, a painter, a woodworker, a tailor...
You are not a faceless "content" machine.
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bitch-ass normal beans only have 1 flavor, 2 max. but now
December 31, 2024 at 8:13 PM
bitch-ass normal beans only have 1 flavor, 2 max. but now