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Elder Mutant
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Mostly just live posting The Last Drive In. Also ghosts.
I said “Do. NOT. GO. INTO… THE… WOODS!!!”

#TheLastDriveln #MutantFam #Woods
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
“I said Do. NOT. TORTURE… A… DUCKLING!!!”
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #Dont
January 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Which song would you rather be beaten up to? #TheLastDriveIn
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Easily one of the dumbest things I’ve ever “made”. Merry Manos Everyone!

youtu.be/-Y655Ty-GdU

@dumb-industries.com #Manos #ManosDay #ManosTheHandsOfFate
Manos: The Round Of Fate
YouTube video by Yowzer
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November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This tracks. No wonder the “teens” dialogue sound like a teacher desperately trying to relate to them - it was written by one.
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There are few things in movies worse than when contemporary teenagers are given dialogue that is clearly written by middle aged dudes trying too hard. Cringe city, USA.
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If someone doesn’t yell back “Polo!” soon, I’m gonna lose it. #TheFinalTerror #TheLastDriveln #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Based on the sound cue here it’s safe to assume one of these people, or the motorcycle, is bionic. #TheFinalTerror #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
In Soviet Russia, MacGuffin chase you!

#MuteWitness #TheLastDriveIn
October 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Certainly I’m not the only one who skipped past #MuteWitness at the video store a thousand times because the box art is kinda lame. Turns out I’ve been missing g out for 30 years.

Someone should make an idiom about that and never tell me what it is.

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
October 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’d post a selfie of myself in my #LastDriveIn but I don’t think you can handle it.
September 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Did we just see half of the drive in totals before the opening credits rolled? #BadMoon #TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Frankly it’s always bugged me that so many werewolves are running around killing folks when they could be using their gifts to dunk more basketballs. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #DogSoldiers #MutantFam #GiveMeAKegOfBeer #AndThese #Twinkies
July 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
July 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Is there a more posted image/video of a tv counting down a tv than this? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
July 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“He woulda known there was a giant spider in this cave so he would pretend to be a skeleton so he could keep warm and safe…” #TheLastDriveIn #EarthVsTheSpider
June 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Previously on In A Violent Nature…”
April 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
At least we finally know if slasher movie would be better if was just the “in between stuff”.

And the answer is a shoulder shrug and a “Eh - not really”.
#TheLastDriveIn
April 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“Is there slashing?” and “Is it kinda dumb”? Are really the only two criteria I need answered to call a movie a slasher. The rest is gravy. #TheLastDiveIn
April 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
For a moment I thought he was telling us the story of the last movie. #Intruder #TheLastDriveIn
April 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Is this the movie or did Joe Bob change over to Twitch to livestream playing Jason in the Friday the 13th video game? @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #InAViolentNature
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April 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ready for the #Intuder / Chopping Mall mashup featuring these supermarket robots. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This score is reminding me more and more of the Brady Bunch “concentrate/focus” music. #TheIntruder #TheLastDriveIn
a group of children are playing a game of jenga in a living room .
ALT: a group of children are playing a game of jenga in a living room .
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April 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM