The Dining Room
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“They’ll never know what it should look like, they’ll only know what it does look like”
- Fern, Junior Bake Off, 2021
- Fern, Junior Bake Off, 2021
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Service has now restarted following an argument about Boxtrolls because sometimes you have to have the guts to stand up for your beliefs and I happen to believe that Boxtrolls is fucking quality #Boxtrolls
October 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Service has now restarted following an argument about Boxtrolls because sometimes you have to have the guts to stand up for your beliefs and I happen to believe that Boxtrolls is fucking quality #Boxtrolls
Literally could’ve ducked all this sort of scrutiny if he’d made the edit tweet feature free 🙄
September 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Literally could’ve ducked all this sort of scrutiny if he’d made the edit tweet feature free 🙄
Fucking rapture on my day off. Nice one. 👍
September 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Fucking rapture on my day off. Nice one. 👍
Just seen Trump described as ginger as if we don’t get enough shit?!? You can all fuck off.
September 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just seen Trump described as ginger as if we don’t get enough shit?!? You can all fuck off.
Can confirm that TikTok’s late move to Wetherspoons has collapsed due to her frankly mental wage demands (and Tim Martin just generally being a massive bell) so she will be staying at The Dining Room and is expected to be in the FOH squad on Friday evening #DeadlineDay
September 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can confirm that TikTok’s late move to Wetherspoons has collapsed due to her frankly mental wage demands (and Tim Martin just generally being a massive bell) so she will be staying at The Dining Room and is expected to be in the FOH squad on Friday evening #DeadlineDay
Imagine watching your child putting greasy hand prints all over a newly cleaned restaurant window while the handsome executive head chef patron is still cleaning the panes about 3 feet away.
August 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Imagine watching your child putting greasy hand prints all over a newly cleaned restaurant window while the handsome executive head chef patron is still cleaning the panes about 3 feet away.
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
July 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Restauranting Tips #178: Always have a suitably jolly story as back up for if nextdoor pop in to see what you were shouting “Oooooooooo nice!” about.
In completely unrelated news, turns out normal people aren’t arsed about your new bin bags.
In completely unrelated news, turns out normal people aren’t arsed about your new bin bags.
July 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Restauranting Tips #178: Always have a suitably jolly story as back up for if nextdoor pop in to see what you were shouting “Oooooooooo nice!” about.
In completely unrelated news, turns out normal people aren’t arsed about your new bin bags.
In completely unrelated news, turns out normal people aren’t arsed about your new bin bags.
This afternoon I made it known to the BBC that I do not wish to be considered for the Masterchef job.
July 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This afternoon I made it known to the BBC that I do not wish to be considered for the Masterchef job.
July 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Impudence rides side saddle with anonymity - A lady cowboy lady on 1923
June 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Impudence rides side saddle with anonymity - A lady cowboy lady on 1923
Right, so yes on one hand I might have just opinionated on somebody else’s child’s outfit outside the fitting rooms but on the other hand I have been standing here since about Monday and I can’t actually remember what mine look like.
June 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Right, so yes on one hand I might have just opinionated on somebody else’s child’s outfit outside the fitting rooms but on the other hand I have been standing here since about Monday and I can’t actually remember what mine look like.
Chap in front of me has been trying to pay £4500 into somebody else’s account for 10 minutes, armed only with a scrap of paper with the guys name on it.
No ID, no bank cards, no appreciation of how busy and important I am
#BanksOfInstagram
No ID, no bank cards, no appreciation of how busy and important I am
#BanksOfInstagram
June 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Chap in front of me has been trying to pay £4500 into somebody else’s account for 10 minutes, armed only with a scrap of paper with the guys name on it.
No ID, no bank cards, no appreciation of how busy and important I am
#BanksOfInstagram
No ID, no bank cards, no appreciation of how busy and important I am
#BanksOfInstagram
Reckon Elon got any cards then or what?
June 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Reckon Elon got any cards then or what?
Can one of you sell me a car that works and won’t die within the next 2-3 years please and thank you
June 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Can one of you sell me a car that works and won’t die within the next 2-3 years please and thank you
My ability to send out booking confirmations just as people were definitely just about to let me know their plans changed weeks ago is astounding. Might look into going pro in the fall.
June 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My ability to send out booking confirmations just as people were definitely just about to let me know their plans changed weeks ago is astounding. Might look into going pro in the fall.
I am looking at new cars and over 3 of my shortlist appear to have black hub caps, I am concerned I will need to purchase a baseball hat for driving 😬
May 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I am looking at new cars and over 3 of my shortlist appear to have black hub caps, I am concerned I will need to purchase a baseball hat for driving 😬
I have just had an iced latte and how the fuck millennials aren’t all buying houses is beyond me. Wrong ‘uns.
May 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I have just had an iced latte and how the fuck millennials aren’t all buying houses is beyond me. Wrong ‘uns.
Can someone cleverer than me plot a graph with my base stress level before I was told to be involved in the decision making process of booking a family holiday versus my projected stress level during/after a family holiday versus my general “need a fucking holiday” stress level?
May 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Can someone cleverer than me plot a graph with my base stress level before I was told to be involved in the decision making process of booking a family holiday versus my projected stress level during/after a family holiday versus my general “need a fucking holiday” stress level?
Well deserved for the job he’s done at Newcastle.
Alan Shearer a sound choice as caretaker until the end of the season.
Alan Shearer a sound choice as caretaker until the end of the season.
May 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Well deserved for the job he’s done at Newcastle.
Alan Shearer a sound choice as caretaker until the end of the season.
Alan Shearer a sound choice as caretaker until the end of the season.
You’re a beautiful little tinker whoever you are xxx
April 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You’re a beautiful little tinker whoever you are xxx
“No dickhead, the importer is responsible for paying the tariff on imported goods. So they just pass the tariff on to the consumer in the form of higher prices you Wotsit bothering fuckwit”
April 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“No dickhead, the importer is responsible for paying the tariff on imported goods. So they just pass the tariff on to the consumer in the form of higher prices you Wotsit bothering fuckwit”
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April 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Big plans are being formed at The Dining Room, Abersorch thediningroomabersorch.co.uk 15 Year Dinner @eldiningroomi.bsky.social
The Dining Room is 15 years old on Thursday, is it unreasonable to expect the guests to bring presents?
April 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The Dining Room is 15 years old on Thursday, is it unreasonable to expect the guests to bring presents?