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@eatingbeagles.bsky.social
No, we still don’t eat Beagles. Yes, we are Attorneys. Parody account of Beagles posing as real lawyers. The Grove, FL
Filet-O-Fish++
This is a super bougie fish burger made with a beer battered hake fillet, homemade ranch dressed rocket leaves, double melted cheese & prawn cocktail burger sauce made from scratch with diced poached prawns in a seeded brioche bun.
#food
#food
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Filet-O-Fish++
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I’m pro-turkey or really anything cooked correctly. Eat what you enjoy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m pro-turkey or really anything cooked correctly. Eat what you enjoy.
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Nice read from my old neighbor
On Thanksgiving Day, creating a bigger table for a more sustaining and convivial feast.
Cranberries and the art of thanks • Oregon ArtsWatch
On Thanksgiving Day, creating a bigger table for a more sustaining and convivial feast.
www.orartswatch.org
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nice read from my old neighbor
You know where I’ll be 🥃 (named due to its address 222 14th St.)
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You know where I’ll be 🥃 (named due to its address 222 14th St.)
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Urgent Thanksgiving PSA !!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Urgent Thanksgiving PSA !!!!!
E.G. Barnhill’s hand painted photos capturing old Florida with color & light.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
E.G. Barnhill’s hand painted photos capturing old Florida with color & light.
Or, Cubano Bread Pudding Day to all who celebrate (like a guava y queso pastelito with a generous shot of rum).
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Or, Cubano Bread Pudding Day to all who celebrate (like a guava y queso pastelito with a generous shot of rum).
Chef Norman van Aken goes way back in South Florida’s culinary tales (won’t share some of the more colorful ones) & his influence is still here today. @miaminewtimes.com Some pictures below from “Norman’s 180” in Coral Gables back 15 years ago.
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Chef Norman van Aken goes way back in South Florida’s culinary tales (won’t share some of the more colorful ones) & his influence is still here today. @miaminewtimes.com Some pictures below from “Norman’s 180” in Coral Gables back 15 years ago.
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I was born and raised in dallas and moved away at the earliest opportunity not because I recognized all of this when I was younger, but because what springs out of it is a place that’s culturally and artistically impoverished — a gray blob of chain stores and paranoia
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I was born and raised in dallas and moved away at the earliest opportunity not because I recognized all of this when I was younger, but because what springs out of it is a place that’s culturally and artistically impoverished — a gray blob of chain stores and paranoia
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The Dallasification of the American Dream, Part One:
"The Joe Rogan of the Bible" builds an empire of sexual repression in Plano.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
"The Joe Rogan of the Bible" builds an empire of sexual repression in Plano.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
America Is Becoming Dallas
Part One: The Lord of Plano.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The Dallasification of the American Dream, Part One:
"The Joe Rogan of the Bible" builds an empire of sexual repression in Plano.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
"The Joe Rogan of the Bible" builds an empire of sexual repression in Plano.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...
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Mahler? I barely even know ‘er!
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Mahler? I barely even know ‘er!
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That's York for you, folks. *glows with civic pride*
For "reasons" we've been thinking about the Lloyds Bank Turd: the biggest fossilized human poo ever found (it's from Viking York).
It's 8" long and 2" wide. We asked AI what else is that size...
"A large cucumber, a deck of card or a thick smartphone", apparently. 😬
It's 8" long and 2" wide. We asked AI what else is that size...
"A large cucumber, a deck of card or a thick smartphone", apparently. 😬
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
That's York for you, folks. *glows with civic pride*
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NO RAISIN NOVEMBER
Before you put raisins in anything tomorrow, just don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
NO RAISIN NOVEMBER
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This SNL Thanksgiving skit is 10 years old but it is timeless...
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A Thanksgiving Miracle - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This SNL Thanksgiving skit is 10 years old but it is timeless...
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He's not wrong, but also he supposedly has a direct line with God and couldn't get his favorite baseball team into the world series, so that's how you know there isn't a God.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
He's not wrong, but also he supposedly has a direct line with God and couldn't get his favorite baseball team into the world series, so that's how you know there isn't a God.
“Whoops, I dropped the tiramisu”
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“Whoops, I dropped the tiramisu”
Nancy Kulp a/k/a Jane Hathaway
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Nancy Kulp a/k/a Jane Hathaway
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That straight up looks like the explosion device font from Predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
That straight up looks like the explosion device font from Predator
Take the 🚆
TSA officials expect to process more than half a million passengers this week in Miami.
TSA: What to Know About Miami Thanksgiving Flights
TSA officials expect to process more than half a million passengers this week in Miami.
www.miaminewtimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Take the 🚆
🧻-lican
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🧻-lican
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The Canadian producer returns to Miami with two sets during Art Week.
Tiga Brings It Home With “Ecstasy Surrounds Me”
The Canadian producer returns to Miami with two sets during Art Week.
www.miaminewtimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Canadian producer returns to Miami with two sets during Art Week.
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Val knows what’s up. This just came, a nice note about my ginger pie.
It’s not too late. You could make one for Thanksgiving. Or, you know…the weekend, a birthday, your cat’s quinceañera. You don’t really need an excuse. Just make one when the mood hits.
Link to the recipe ⬇️
It’s not too late. You could make one for Thanksgiving. Or, you know…the weekend, a birthday, your cat’s quinceañera. You don’t really need an excuse. Just make one when the mood hits.
Link to the recipe ⬇️
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Val knows what’s up. This just came, a nice note about my ginger pie.
It’s not too late. You could make one for Thanksgiving. Or, you know…the weekend, a birthday, your cat’s quinceañera. You don’t really need an excuse. Just make one when the mood hits.
Link to the recipe ⬇️
It’s not too late. You could make one for Thanksgiving. Or, you know…the weekend, a birthday, your cat’s quinceañera. You don’t really need an excuse. Just make one when the mood hits.
Link to the recipe ⬇️
You know @netflix.com is already working a new series “Lindsey In DC” based on “Emily In Paris.”
"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You know @netflix.com is already working a new series “Lindsey In DC” based on “Emily In Paris.”