john ives
@eldritchdilf.bsky.social
he // 20s // motherfucker unlimited no drawings here amigo just dear diary vibes. main: @ventiskull.bsky.social
HEARTBREAKING: Muscle Pin-Up Artist Shamefully Resorts to Tracing Stock Photo of a Mug
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
HEARTBREAKING: Muscle Pin-Up Artist Shamefully Resorts to Tracing Stock Photo of a Mug
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As a rule I don’t sell my embroidery, because I am greedy and jealous and I love the things I make more deeply than anyone else possibly could. But I did assemble some DIY kits of these designs for sale, & put the patterns out on Tumblr for free.
#embroidery
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#embroidery
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December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
As a rule I don’t sell my embroidery, because I am greedy and jealous and I love the things I make more deeply than anyone else possibly could. But I did assemble some DIY kits of these designs for sale, & put the patterns out on Tumblr for free.
#embroidery
www.tumblr.com/gradientdesc...
#embroidery
www.tumblr.com/gradientdesc...
Well back in MY day you had to take the time to develop skills like drawing or writing to achieve some kind of social foothold on fandom and attract friends to you, now losers just make call-out posts and quote tweets and pretend getting any attention from that holds the same weight.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Well back in MY day you had to take the time to develop skills like drawing or writing to achieve some kind of social foothold on fandom and attract friends to you, now losers just make call-out posts and quote tweets and pretend getting any attention from that holds the same weight.
Legitimately why are people so casually rude to artists now. Like literally what is happening what is causing this.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Legitimately why are people so casually rude to artists now. Like literally what is happening what is causing this.
Crazy engine on this man
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Crazy engine on this man
Sexually objectifying horror movie slashers in your drawings is so good when you don't have a dusty bitch in your ear telling you "he would NOT look like that"
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sexually objectifying horror movie slashers in your drawings is so good when you don't have a dusty bitch in your ear telling you "he would NOT look like that"
Love being in my 20s like. Not now kitten daddy has to buy a microwave
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Love being in my 20s like. Not now kitten daddy has to buy a microwave
He hangs out at my house now. 👍🏼
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
He hangs out at my house now. 👍🏼
Absolute cinema. 10/10. Should have told me a big portion of this was a bunch of ghosts spawn-camping one specific dude and spamming "kys" at him. Simple and incredible.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Absolute cinema. 10/10. Should have told me a big portion of this was a bunch of ghosts spawn-camping one specific dude and spamming "kys" at him. Simple and incredible.
Shoutout to Raditz's tactically useless thigh strap in bonita red
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Shoutout to Raditz's tactically useless thigh strap in bonita red
My mom doesn't necessarily understand she gets way above average coffee from me and I took her to a specialty chain today (bad, expensive) and she couldn't stop herself from making a retching face at first sip, right in front of the bar, and I was so embarrassed I went "OK THAT'S ENOUGH LET'S GO". 💀
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My mom doesn't necessarily understand she gets way above average coffee from me and I took her to a specialty chain today (bad, expensive) and she couldn't stop herself from making a retching face at first sip, right in front of the bar, and I was so embarrassed I went "OK THAT'S ENOUGH LET'S GO". 💀
I find that I'm in a very unique position to be a gay millenial online regularly in contact with a gay zoomer online and it's hilarious hearing about "vintage House MD yaoi" from my 18-year-old brother like I wasn't watching that shit on cable tv before he was even born
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I find that I'm in a very unique position to be a gay millenial online regularly in contact with a gay zoomer online and it's hilarious hearing about "vintage House MD yaoi" from my 18-year-old brother like I wasn't watching that shit on cable tv before he was even born
We're having a Lord of the Rings themed Christmas party I think I'm gonna go as Gandalf Big Natties does anyone know how to jerry-rig some G cups at home
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
We're having a Lord of the Rings themed Christmas party I think I'm gonna go as Gandalf Big Natties does anyone know how to jerry-rig some G cups at home
Sorry to the people I forgot to respond to during the super typhoon, somehow I got away with minimal damage despite being from the coast and also I watched Badlands as soon as I was in the clear lol.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Sorry to the people I forgot to respond to during the super typhoon, somehow I got away with minimal damage despite being from the coast and also I watched Badlands as soon as I was in the clear lol.
FUCK I forgot my AO3 name is also my art account handle please do not perceive me and my wall-sized comments authors I love you so much. 😔😔😔🙏🙏🙏
October 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
FUCK I forgot my AO3 name is also my art account handle please do not perceive me and my wall-sized comments authors I love you so much. 😔😔😔🙏🙏🙏
Can any Mexican tell me what the fuck the closest thing is to this thing I've been making. Idk it's just pork shoulder that's cooked with lime juice, chilies, cilantro, oregano, salt, cumin, chicken broth and aromatics. Shredded after 2-3 hours cooking. I eat it with rice, sometimes in a tortilla.
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Can any Mexican tell me what the fuck the closest thing is to this thing I've been making. Idk it's just pork shoulder that's cooked with lime juice, chilies, cilantro, oregano, salt, cumin, chicken broth and aromatics. Shredded after 2-3 hours cooking. I eat it with rice, sometimes in a tortilla.
Psychological recession indicator when I find myself back here
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Psychological recession indicator when I find myself back here
Trying to explain my obscene progression level on Ana like. I don't think getting a team wipe potg or being top fragger compares to the god complex high of a good sleep dart or humiliating a Sombra or a Tracer flanking by winning a 1v1. I like chilling in the back on support and also playing god.
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Trying to explain my obscene progression level on Ana like. I don't think getting a team wipe potg or being top fragger compares to the god complex high of a good sleep dart or humiliating a Sombra or a Tracer flanking by winning a 1v1. I like chilling in the back on support and also playing god.
Fell asleep too early now it's 1:40 am and I'm debating if I should get up and make some fucking. Chocolate-flavored frozen yogurt.
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fell asleep too early now it's 1:40 am and I'm debating if I should get up and make some fucking. Chocolate-flavored frozen yogurt.
Realizing I can hack skin rendering by just making the body hair 3-4 times thicker
a man in a suit and tie is making a face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
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September 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Realizing I can hack skin rendering by just making the body hair 3-4 times thicker
I have such beautiful hands and I wish I had a barbell rack at home
September 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have such beautiful hands and I wish I had a barbell rack at home
The lengths I will go to to lie about being the store owner, I have been told, is actually comical at this point lol.
September 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The lengths I will go to to lie about being the store owner, I have been told, is actually comical at this point lol.