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Meghan

@eldritchgirl.bsky.social

1.2K followers 220 following 4K posts

Writer, editor, nervous wreck. Just your friendly neighborhood goth disaster and music obsessed book nerd. No, I don't know why I'm like this either. Living past my half life. She/her, crone

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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Big words for a guy who thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d

Dirt? Inexcusable

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d

I KNEW IT! They called me crazy!!

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d

You have no idea what kind of germs are in grass

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d

I'm low key kind of glad I don't exist anymore ngl

jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 1d

don't listen to anyone telling you to touch grass. becoming mildly popular on a microblogging platform fixed all of my problems forever with no downsides

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d

"You're my friend and I love you and think about you often, as fealty and a show of my undying affection please accept this meme of Max Verstappen I saw randomly on reddit"

Ultimate friendship move.

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d

There's something wonderful and funny about having a fandom in law. Like, I don't go here, but my friend does, so now I know random shit about F1 teams or wrestlers or kpop groups

Then you see something about their brainworm and you bring it to them like a crow, like "I saw this and thought of you"

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

What

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

It's FINEEE, it's not like he's named after a singer who sings about murder, death, and revenge. Don't worry about it

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

He'd never!! Gerard is incredibly responsible!!

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

No no, Gerard is a humble but classy kind of guy

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you, Stephen

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

He's a Honda Civic 😅

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

GASP!!! Don't say that about Gerard!!!

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

Gerard told me he needed an oil change :(

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

Premee

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

I am just such a deeply unserious person

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 5d

Leaving my car off for it's first oil change:

Mechanic: Okay great, anything else I need to know?

Me: Oh! Yes. His name is Gerard :) (pats car's hood like a trusty dog)

Mechanic: (the longest pause in human history) No, I meant, is the car making any noises or...?

Me: Oh... Um... No...

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 15d

A sad day for lovers of candlelight suppers and riparian entertainment 😔

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 15d

The genuine wail I let out upon hearing of the passing of Patricia Routledge. You have no idea how much Keeping Up Appearances influenced my sense of humor growing up. Hyacinth was a legend and I'm pouring one out for her from my Royal Doulton with the hand painted periwinkles

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 16d

That's just the lead singer from Kpop Demon Hunters

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 16d

.... damn, those are metal

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 16d

........ fuck, there are battle nuns?

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 16d

what

no

wait hold up

Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 16d

You're taking everyone down with you