Turnip
@elementalturnip.bsky.social
The fruitiest vegetable this side of the plant kingdom.
She/Her/Hers | 25 | Streams occasionally @ twitch.tv/elementalturnip
She/Her/Hers | 25 | Streams occasionally @ twitch.tv/elementalturnip
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Turnip
@elementalturnip.bsky.social
· Jan 18
a man with a beard and goggles says let 's in front of a sonic 3 logo
Alt: Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik pulling in Lee Majdoub as Agent Stone while shouting "Let's do this!"
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I'm inspired by @trevzed.bsky.social and starting a thread of all the movies, shows, and games I've finished this year, to keep track of my thoughts! Potential spoilers ahead!
Hey all! I'm joining with my good friend InfiniteSeeker in a race to see who can beat Super Mario Galaxy 2 the fastest! Only catch - I've never played this game before! Head over to my Twitch page to catch my side of things!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
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December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hey all! I'm joining with my good friend InfiniteSeeker in a race to see who can beat Super Mario Galaxy 2 the fastest! Only catch - I've never played this game before! Head over to my Twitch page to catch my side of things!
And now for something completely different.
I've just gone live playing Piglet's Big Game! And we're also raising money for charity! Head on over to my Twitch page to join in the fun and (if you 're able) donate to a good cause!
I've just gone live playing Piglet's Big Game! And we're also raising money for charity! Head on over to my Twitch page to join in the fun and (if you 're able) donate to a good cause!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
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December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And now for something completely different.
I've just gone live playing Piglet's Big Game! And we're also raising money for charity! Head on over to my Twitch page to join in the fun and (if you 're able) donate to a good cause!
I've just gone live playing Piglet's Big Game! And we're also raising money for charity! Head on over to my Twitch page to join in the fun and (if you 're able) donate to a good cause!
We're back with some more full-motion action in Zelda's Adventure! I'm really hoping to beat the game tonight, because I might go insanse otherwise. Catch me down at my Twitch page to join me in this most unfortunate misadventure!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Turnip vs. the Forces of Evil | Zelda's Adventure | !turnip
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December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
We're back with some more full-motion action in Zelda's Adventure! I'm really hoping to beat the game tonight, because I might go insanse otherwise. Catch me down at my Twitch page to join me in this most unfortunate misadventure!
i think the twist villain in zootopia 2 actually works because the character in question does actually tell judy their motivation up front but in sort of a throwaway line so as not to give the twist away. it's still kinda predictable but it doesn't come out of left field like hans or bellwether.
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i think the twist villain in zootopia 2 actually works because the character in question does actually tell judy their motivation up front but in sort of a throwaway line so as not to give the twist away. it's still kinda predictable but it doesn't come out of left field like hans or bellwether.
I've defeated the Faces of Evil, and obtained the Wand of Gamelon. It's only fair that I complete the Triforce.
That's right, it's time for me to conquer Zelda's Adventure for the CD-i! Catch me down at my Twitch page to join me on this adventure in all of it's full-motion glory!
That's right, it's time for me to conquer Zelda's Adventure for the CD-i! Catch me down at my Twitch page to join me on this adventure in all of it's full-motion glory!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
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December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I've defeated the Faces of Evil, and obtained the Wand of Gamelon. It's only fair that I complete the Triforce.
That's right, it's time for me to conquer Zelda's Adventure for the CD-i! Catch me down at my Twitch page to join me on this adventure in all of it's full-motion glory!
That's right, it's time for me to conquer Zelda's Adventure for the CD-i! Catch me down at my Twitch page to join me on this adventure in all of it's full-motion glory!
The wait is over. Metroid Prime 4 has finally been released, and I can't wait to play it! I'm live doing just that, so fly on over to my Twitch page to join me on Viewros as we explore what lies Beyond.
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
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December 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The wait is over. Metroid Prime 4 has finally been released, and I can't wait to play it! I'm live doing just that, so fly on over to my Twitch page to join me on Viewros as we explore what lies Beyond.
Out of all the edits made to the Original Trilogy, this is the one I will defend with my life. Hayden as Anakin at the end of Return of the Jedi.
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Out of all the edits made to the Original Trilogy, this is the one I will defend with my life. Hayden as Anakin at the end of Return of the Jedi.
why do studios keep insisting on remaking A Christmas Carol when the Muppets already made the perfect adaptation of it like 30+ years ago
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
why do studios keep insisting on remaking A Christmas Carol when the Muppets already made the perfect adaptation of it like 30+ years ago
Hey all! It's officially December, and we're kicking this most jolly of months with a multi-stream Archipelago session! On my end: Balatro! Head over to my Twitch page to catch my side of things, and be sure to check out all of our friends, too!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hey all! It's officially December, and we're kicking this most jolly of months with a multi-stream Archipelago session! On my end: Balatro! Head over to my Twitch page to catch my side of things, and be sure to check out all of our friends, too!
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
A coworker of mine was complaining the other day about how movies have gotten worse recently and cited Superman as an example. Said it was "too comedic". Asked them if they actually watched it, to which they said "no but I've seen clips online". Why are you judging it then.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A coworker of mine was complaining the other day about how movies have gotten worse recently and cited Superman as an example. Said it was "too comedic". Asked them if they actually watched it, to which they said "no but I've seen clips online". Why are you judging it then.
It's time to storm the castle.
I'm live playing Breath of the Wild! We've beaten all four Divine Beasts and unlocked all of Link's memories. Now we're on to fighting Calamity Ganon himself! Head on over to my Twitch page to join me in the final chapter of this epic quest!
I'm live playing Breath of the Wild! We've beaten all four Divine Beasts and unlocked all of Link's memories. Now we're on to fighting Calamity Ganon himself! Head on over to my Twitch page to join me in the final chapter of this epic quest!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
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November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It's time to storm the castle.
I'm live playing Breath of the Wild! We've beaten all four Divine Beasts and unlocked all of Link's memories. Now we're on to fighting Calamity Ganon himself! Head on over to my Twitch page to join me in the final chapter of this epic quest!
I'm live playing Breath of the Wild! We've beaten all four Divine Beasts and unlocked all of Link's memories. Now we're on to fighting Calamity Ganon himself! Head on over to my Twitch page to join me in the final chapter of this epic quest!
I'm rewatching A New Hope for the first time in a while and man I can't get over both how much of the worldbuilding was already in just this first movie and also how corny everything is. Like, the visuals are dated and the dialogue is cheesy but damn is it all charming as hell.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm rewatching A New Hope for the first time in a while and man I can't get over both how much of the worldbuilding was already in just this first movie and also how corny everything is. Like, the visuals are dated and the dialogue is cheesy but damn is it all charming as hell.
“go to hell” is basic. “i hope sega delists your favorite game from online storefronts in favor of a new definitive edition” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“go to hell” is basic. “i hope sega delists your favorite game from online storefronts in favor of a new definitive edition” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.
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For those who enjoy ebooks on Kindle, it seems that 'Star Wars: The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire' is *massively* discounted today down to $1.99 in the US and £7.99 in the UK. Which feels like a pretty good deal really.
US: www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Ri...
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Ri...
US: www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Ri...
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Ri...
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
For those who enjoy ebooks on Kindle, it seems that 'Star Wars: The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire' is *massively* discounted today down to $1.99 in the US and £7.99 in the UK. Which feels like a pretty good deal really.
US: www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Ri...
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Ri...
US: www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Ri...
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Ri...
We're back with more Breath of the Wild! Gonna do a little extra questing to make sure we're ready to fight Calamity Ganon. I hope you'll join me at my Twitch page on our adventures through Hyrule!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
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November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We're back with more Breath of the Wild! Gonna do a little extra questing to make sure we're ready to fight Calamity Ganon. I hope you'll join me at my Twitch page on our adventures through Hyrule!
Why didn't they call it Zoo2pia
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why didn't they call it Zoo2pia
incredibly funny to me that disney imagineering announces a new robot olaf walkaround character literally the day after defunctland uploaded a 4-hour video essay about the failure of the living characters initiative
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
incredibly funny to me that disney imagineering announces a new robot olaf walkaround character literally the day after defunctland uploaded a 4-hour video essay about the failure of the living characters initiative
We took a detour through some Cross Worlds recently, but now we're back in Hyrule playing more Breath of the Wild! Come on down to my Twitch page to join in the chill vibes as we work on some shrines and sidequests!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We took a detour through some Cross Worlds recently, but now we're back in Hyrule playing more Breath of the Wild! Come on down to my Twitch page to join in the chill vibes as we work on some shrines and sidequests!
My hot take is that The Wizard of Oz (1939) is the most overrated movie of all time.
Like, it's fine. It was a technological marvel for its time, and that's not nothing. But everyone puts it up on a pedestal when it just isn't as good as the book it's based on.
Like, it's fine. It was a technological marvel for its time, and that's not nothing. But everyone puts it up on a pedestal when it just isn't as good as the book it's based on.
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My hot take is that The Wizard of Oz (1939) is the most overrated movie of all time.
Like, it's fine. It was a technological marvel for its time, and that's not nothing. But everyone puts it up on a pedestal when it just isn't as good as the book it's based on.
Like, it's fine. It was a technological marvel for its time, and that's not nothing. But everyone puts it up on a pedestal when it just isn't as good as the book it's based on.
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Turns out I was wrong about the Spongebob event in CrossWorlds starting last night. But it is starting tonight for real! Race on over to twitch.tv/elementaltur... to join in the fun!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
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November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Turns out I was wrong about the Spongebob event in CrossWorlds starting last night. But it is starting tonight for real! Race on over to twitch.tv/elementaltur... to join in the fun!
I'm a huge idiot and misread the schedule for the event. Turns out it's tomorrow night! Ah well, c'est la vie.
Are ya ready, kids? Because the Spongebob event in Sonic Racing CrossWorlds is underway, and that means there's gonna be some nautical nonsense! If you're ready, race on over to my Twitch page to join in the F.U.N.!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm a huge idiot and misread the schedule for the event. Turns out it's tomorrow night! Ah well, c'est la vie.
Are ya ready, kids? Because the Spongebob event in Sonic Racing CrossWorlds is underway, and that means there's gonna be some nautical nonsense! If you're ready, race on over to my Twitch page to join in the F.U.N.!
ElementalTurnip - Twitch
Heya! I'm Turnip, and I'm just here to have fun! Welcome to the show! | Pronouns are She/Her/Hers | LGBTQIA+ Friendly | 1/4 of the Court Crew @ twitch.tv/realdealdanger
twitch.tv
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Are ya ready, kids? Because the Spongebob event in Sonic Racing CrossWorlds is underway, and that means there's gonna be some nautical nonsense! If you're ready, race on over to my Twitch page to join in the F.U.N.!
I can't stop thinking about del Toro's Frankenstein. The way it portrays the Creature as not a shambling corpse, but a person. The way Elizabeth feels real empathy for the Creature. The way Victor's life falls apart not because of the Creature, but his own hubris.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I can't stop thinking about del Toro's Frankenstein. The way it portrays the Creature as not a shambling corpse, but a person. The way Elizabeth feels real empathy for the Creature. The way Victor's life falls apart not because of the Creature, but his own hubris.