Golden Princess 💛✨

Never underestimate my ability to choke on my own spit when I am doing absolutely nothing

As well-meaning publishers try to navigate the coming storm of state laws against diversity, I hope they'll consider Timothy Snyder's Rule #1 (from his slim book ON TYRANNY).

Every 3 presidential elections or so we also have a song contest for the new national anthem.

I mean, I know we all knew, but this is also such a great example of how there is money to be made as a professional obesity scaremongerer, so much so that they recruit. Like “corporate fat shamer” is a job people can apparently have.

I love my current writing project because so far the ideal solution to any logistical problems is always the one that takes itself the least seriously. Like the goofiest ideas are the best.

I don’t think we spend enough time talking about the Sailor Moon musicals.

I didn't expect the app to take this url. I was just spitballing. Are people gonna think I finished the show. I didn't. Am I gonna get in trouble. I just think the periodic table is interesting. I just like school with craft paper. IDK. C'mon c'mon and meet the elements.