simón.simón 🇨🇦
@elevenothree.bsky.social
Real human 🇨🇦🇨🇴🏳️🌈• Better out than in, I always say 🐸💨
That’s not apple sauce in your panties, honey. That’s the real tea
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That’s not apple sauce in your panties, honey. That’s the real tea
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bugs are so small. how do they even find each other
July 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs are so small. how do they even find each other
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That was an episode of drag race
July 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That was an episode of drag race
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i’ve become a person who flosses daily….is the prefrontal cortex finally gracing me with her presence
July 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
i’ve become a person who flosses daily….is the prefrontal cortex finally gracing me with her presence
if there’s anything in life you can be sure of is that someone will comment on the most AI video there ever was asking if it’s AI
June 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
if there’s anything in life you can be sure of is that someone will comment on the most AI video there ever was asking if it’s AI
bsky still just doesn’t hit the same as Twitter did. Even Twitter itself doesn’t anymore 😞
June 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
bsky still just doesn’t hit the same as Twitter did. Even Twitter itself doesn’t anymore 😞
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could rlly go for a cracker rn
May 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
could rlly go for a cracker rn
how do people just have the PERFECT memes saved on their phones all the time, isn’t it exhausting?
May 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
how do people just have the PERFECT memes saved on their phones all the time, isn’t it exhausting?
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I don’t know where people get cool clothes
May 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I don’t know where people get cool clothes
This is off topic, don't hate me, But Jesus died for you. He died for our sins. And He loves you, He defeated Satan, And gave us the holy spirit. He is the king. Spreading the gospel. Jk I’m a heathen who is tired of seeing these comments on every tiktok
May 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is off topic, don't hate me, But Jesus died for you. He died for our sins. And He loves you, He defeated Satan, And gave us the holy spirit. He is the king. Spreading the gospel. Jk I’m a heathen who is tired of seeing these comments on every tiktok
Some things should stay in the past. (I’m talking about Oblivion)
April 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Some things should stay in the past. (I’m talking about Oblivion)
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We’re recycling the twink death prompt? Again? Have we not learned from the past?
April 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We’re recycling the twink death prompt? Again? Have we not learned from the past?
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"twink death"
[before picture they're already muscled tf out]
[before picture they're already muscled tf out]
April 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"twink death"
[before picture they're already muscled tf out]
[before picture they're already muscled tf out]
we ALL know who won that lip sync 🤭
April 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
we ALL know who won that lip sync 🤭
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fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
Today feels like a Friday and I REEEEALLY don’t want to work 😅
April 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Today feels like a Friday and I REEEEALLY don’t want to work 😅
I’m just finishing book 7 of a ~20+ book saga that I want to finish by the end of 2025 and OOOFF. I’m already upset that I won’t ever be able to experience these for a first time again 🤯 #cosmere #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive #mistborn
April 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m just finishing book 7 of a ~20+ book saga that I want to finish by the end of 2025 and OOOFF. I’m already upset that I won’t ever be able to experience these for a first time again 🤯 #cosmere #brandonsanderson #stormlightarchive #mistborn
You cannot convince me that Lady Gaga’s outfit inspo for her Coachella set wasn’t this
April 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You cannot convince me that Lady Gaga’s outfit inspo for her Coachella set wasn’t this
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I’m so over the back and forth weather, if this keeps up I’m gonna do something drastic
April 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m so over the back and forth weather, if this keeps up I’m gonna do something drastic
I just LOOOOOVE losing all this money in my investments. It’s my kink and I’ve never been so turned on.
April 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I just LOOOOOVE losing all this money in my investments. It’s my kink and I’ve never been so turned on.
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Feel like I've just been going through the motions a lot lately, work sleep, work, sleep
March 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Feel like I've just been going through the motions a lot lately, work sleep, work, sleep