Elite Sens Brain
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Notre Meilleur Ami by @Elite Sens Brain
In this first episode of the new year, we discuss the Josh Norris return game, the most Karlsson-esque trade to hit the NHL since the Karlsson trade, and whether the Sens and Charge are bad.
Then, we...
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NEW EPISODE!
Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance.
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Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance.
zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBe
NEW EPISODE!
Our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry + manifesting the downfall of several Atlantic Division teams + Olympics discussion
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Our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry + manifesting the downfall of several Atlantic Division teams + Olympics discussion
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Elite Centaurs Brain by @Elite Sens Brain
As we head into the Olympic break, we discuss what needs to happen for the Sens to make the playoffs, and which players we will be rooting for in Italy. But first, we present our pitch for a cameo in ...
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February 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
NEW EPISODE!
Our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry + manifesting the downfall of several Atlantic Division teams + Olympics discussion
zencastr.com/z/FArXyAp6
Our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry + manifesting the downfall of several Atlantic Division teams + Olympics discussion
zencastr.com/z/FArXyAp6
this is so beautiful
Ben Chiarot (3x3.85m extension with Detroit) is one of the league's weakest defenders, with serious deficiencies in most aspects of the game.
January 28, 2026 at 6:42 PM
this is so beautiful
we here at elite sens brain promise that we will never pretend to like heated rivalry to get your attention ☝️ we are honest haters
January 23, 2026 at 10:15 PM
we here at elite sens brain promise that we will never pretend to like heated rivalry to get your attention ☝️ we are honest haters
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hey guys, before you say anything mean about James Reimer remember he is somebody’s son, so make sure you @ his parents and tell them they did a shit job raising him too
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
hey guys, before you say anything mean about James Reimer remember he is somebody’s son, so make sure you @ his parents and tell them they did a shit job raising him too
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Big week for players, real and fictional, who may or may not be Babygirl
NEW EPISODE!
Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance.
zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBe
Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance.
zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBe
Notre Meilleur Ami by @Elite Sens Brain
In this first episode of the new year, we discuss the Josh Norris return game, the most Karlsson-esque trade to hit the NHL since the Karlsson trade, and whether the Sens and Charge are bad.
Then, we...
zencastr.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Big week for players, real and fictional, who may or may not be Babygirl
NEW EPISODE!
Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance.
zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBe
Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance.
zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBe
Notre Meilleur Ami by @Elite Sens Brain
In this first episode of the new year, we discuss the Josh Norris return game, the most Karlsson-esque trade to hit the NHL since the Karlsson trade, and whether the Sens and Charge are bad.
Then, we...
zencastr.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
NEW EPISODE!
Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance.
zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBe
Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance.
zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBe
issuing correction on previous comments of ours, regarding the popular "game changers" book series. we have just been informed of how the series ends and would like to clarify that you do, in this one instance, "gotta hand it to them"
NEW EPISODE!
Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa?
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Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa?
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Catching Strays in Hockey Yaoi by @Elite Sens Brain
Welcome to the favourite podcast of the Ottawa Senators coaching staff, who clearly make their lineup decisions based on what we tell them. In this episode, we gloat about being right about Jordan Spe...
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November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
issuing correction on previous comments of ours, regarding the popular "game changers" book series. we have just been informed of how the series ends and would like to clarify that you do, in this one instance, "gotta hand it to them"
NEW EPISODE!
Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa?
zencastr.com/z/8mCglGnT
Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa?
zencastr.com/z/8mCglGnT
Catching Strays in Hockey Yaoi by @Elite Sens Brain
Welcome to the favourite podcast of the Ottawa Senators coaching staff, who clearly make their lineup decisions based on what we tell them. In this episode, we gloat about being right about Jordan Spe...
zencastr.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
NEW EPISODE!
Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa?
zencastr.com/z/8mCglGnT
Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa?
zencastr.com/z/8mCglGnT
interesting how yesterday we released a podcast episode where we told the sens to play jordan spence and also wear white helmets and they immediately did both of those things and won. almost like people should listen to us more?
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
interesting how yesterday we released a podcast episode where we told the sens to play jordan spence and also wear white helmets and they immediately did both of those things and won. almost like people should listen to us more?
once you have listened to the episode make sure to do your homework: youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
once you have listened to the episode make sure to do your homework: youtube.com/playlist?lis...
NEW EPISODE!
We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
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We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
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Justice for Jordan Spence by @Elite Sens Brain
Hockey is back, and so are we! Topics in this episode include: whether Jordan Spence is the new Erik Brännström, the Sens' recent fashion mishaps, and the city of Ottawa maybe driving the Charge out o...
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November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
NEW EPISODE!
We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Z
We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically
zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Z
recording today if the hockey gods allow it... any particular topics we should discuss?
the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record
November 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
recording today if the hockey gods allow it... any particular topics we should discuss?
the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record
October 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record
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Essential listening to understand why I am about to start saying "Thomas Chabot is a horse, to me" on bsky dot com.
Are you wondering why people keep calling Thomas Chabot a horse? This is your chance to get in on the joke before the season starts
NEW EPISODE!
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
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We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
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September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Essential listening to understand why I am about to start saying "Thomas Chabot is a horse, to me" on bsky dot com.
NEW EPISODE!
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C
Chabbyhorse by @Elite Sens Brain
After a long hiatus, we are so back. We recap the big stories from the offseason (spoiler: there weren't many), explain a popular offseason meme, offer our extremely delayed reaction to the Charge los...
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September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
NEW EPISODE!
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C
We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever
zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1C
NEW EPISODE!
We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!
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We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!
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Défaite de Montréal by @Elite Sens Brain
Now that hockey is over and there are definitely no teams playing anymore, it's time for the offseason. First, we recap the Ottawa Charge's thrilling run to the Walter Cup final and the news about PWH...
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June 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
NEW EPISODE!
We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!
zencastr.com/z/bdYWxLWI
We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!
zencastr.com/z/bdYWxLWI
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someone ask king charles his opinion on the brännström news
May 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
someone ask king charles his opinion on the brännström news
NEW EPISODE!
We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.
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We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.
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Matthews balding by @Elite Sens Brain
The Sens' season has come to a tragic end, but there's no question about it: we are ready to get hurt again. We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, revisit our preseason predictions, and eventual...
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May 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
NEW EPISODE!
We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.
zencastr.com/z/UiRn01-o
We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut.
zencastr.com/z/UiRn01-o
NEW EPISODE!
Before you can be so back it must first be so over...
The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.
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Before you can be so back it must first be so over...
The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.
zencastr.com/z/H2JXYiIv
EMERGENCY PODCAST: All part of the plan by @Elite Sens Brain
The playoffs have started, and that means it's time for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast to assess the damage from games 1 and 2. We discuss Brady Tkachuk finally scoring a between-the-legs goal a...
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April 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
NEW EPISODE!
Before you can be so back it must first be so over...
The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.
zencastr.com/z/H2JXYiIv
Before you can be so back it must first be so over...
The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series.
zencastr.com/z/H2JXYiIv
recording an emergency pod tomorrow to discuss what brady tkachuk did this time
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
recording an emergency pod tomorrow to discuss what brady tkachuk did this time
THE PLAYOFF PREVIEW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
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We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
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Zubcast x Elite Sens Brain: Playoff Preview by @Elite Sens Brain
For the first time since 2017, YOUR OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!
To celebrate the occasion, we have joined forces with the Zubcast to deliver the crossover episode of your dreams....
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April 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
THE PLAYOFF PREVIEW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
zencastr.com/z/_G_DNZ0w
We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
zencastr.com/z/_G_DNZ0w
big things planned for our playoff preview. stay tuned.
April 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
big things planned for our playoff preview. stay tuned.
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I love this podcast so much that I made sure to track down their zoom link and call in just for a chance to talk to my favourite podcasters!
Not a playoff preview, nor a season in review, but a secret third thing, it's Episode 44 of the WTYKY Podcast, featuring special guests* @cbeatae.bsky.social and @erikssonsburner.bsky.social!
* - randos who found our leaked Zoom link on the dark web
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* - randos who found our leaked Zoom link on the dark web
welcometoyourkarlssonyears.com/2025/04/07/w...
WTYKY Podcast – Episode 44
With the Senators all-but-guaranteed to clinch a playoff spot, Luke and James return to assess the Ottawa’s new players, the somewhat new players, the somewhat new coach, and the potential to…
welcometoyourkarlssonyears.com
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I love this podcast so much that I made sure to track down their zoom link and call in just for a chance to talk to my favourite podcasters!
NEW EPISODE!
Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.
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Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.
zencastr.com/z/-VaBzBQY
Babygirl eulogy by @Elite Sens Brain
With about a month left in the NHL regular season, something that was once unthinkable is finally true: the Ottawa Senators have a 91.2% chance of making the playoffs.
The price of the Sens's success...
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March 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
NEW EPISODE!
Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.
zencastr.com/z/-VaBzBQY
Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too.
zencastr.com/z/-VaBzBQY