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if there's two things i know, it's women and exactly what's going to happen in the future
thinking about starting a new bit that annoys literally everyone by referring to myself as a "girl uncle"
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
thinking about starting a new bit that annoys literally everyone by referring to myself as a "girl uncle"
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Phantom wife
It's now our never
I don't wanna show you Heather
It's now our never
I don't wanna show you Heather
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Phantom wife
It's now our never
I don't wanna show you Heather
It's now our never
I don't wanna show you Heather
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It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown
happy ninth of november, or as i like to call it "europe's 9/11"
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
happy ninth of november, or as i like to call it "europe's 9/11"
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
I've decided that a good Fabian Zetterlund game is one where I think "Zetterlund is playing well tonight" and then he doesn't score. It's not fair to keep on putting those expectations on him. He's not that kind of player.
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I've decided that a good Fabian Zetterlund game is one where I think "Zetterlund is playing well tonight" and then he doesn't score. It's not fair to keep on putting those expectations on him. He's not that kind of player.
Tim Stützle is the Truth and don't you EVER let me catch you saying otherwise.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tim Stützle is the Truth and don't you EVER let me catch you saying otherwise.
The Eller line has been a disaster tonight.
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Eller line has been a disaster tonight.
Jordan Spence has been a maniac physically this game. Man wants to stay in the lineup.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Jordan Spence has been a maniac physically this game. Man wants to stay in the lineup.
Looking forward to the day this Senators team evolves past the need for Nick Cousins.
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Looking forward to the day this Senators team evolves past the need for Nick Cousins.
I'm going to keep it real, I still think 57 is Pinto, so when Perron made that one-timer pass to Stützle, I was thinking "Damn, Pinto with the rare vision. Maybe he can pass after all!"
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm going to keep it real, I still think 57 is Pinto, so when Perron made that one-timer pass to Stützle, I was thinking "Damn, Pinto with the rare vision. Maybe he can pass after all!"
Just poking around on HockeyViz, as one does, and I think Thomas Chabot might be the most underrated/underappreciated player in the league.
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just poking around on HockeyViz, as one does, and I think Thomas Chabot might be the most underrated/underappreciated player in the league.
Today's Viennese of Distinction is the guy with my hairline who nevertheless is sporting a mohawk. A pioneer in the field of doing the most with what you've got.
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Today's Viennese of Distinction is the guy with my hairline who nevertheless is sporting a mohawk. A pioneer in the field of doing the most with what you've got.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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can't wait for my spotify wrapped this year to be like "your top genre was japanese city pop and you listened to mr. deckard by paris match 172 times"
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
can't wait for my spotify wrapped this year to be like "your top genre was japanese city pop and you listened to mr. deckard by paris match 172 times"
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I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Woke up today to the news
6 assists if you count the OT winner on Saturday
Drake Batherson is named the 2nd Star of the week.
Batherson had 3 goals and 5 assists last week.
#Sens
Batherson had 3 goals and 5 assists last week.
#Sens
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
6 assists if you count the OT winner on Saturday
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we recreated baseball twitter in the aggregate
I love for everyone that this is now the baseball app
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
we recreated baseball twitter in the aggregate
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the magic turned against them
Blue Jays G6
4th : man on 1st, 1 out
5th : 1st, 2 out
6th : 2nd & 3rd, 2 out
7th : 2nd, 2 out
8th : 1st & 2nd, 1 out
9th : 2nd & 3rd, 0 out
G7
7th : 1st, 2 out
8th : 2nd, 0 out
9th : bases loaded, 1 out
11th : 2nd, 0 out
Expected Runs scored : 8.73
Actual Runs Scored : 0
4th : man on 1st, 1 out
5th : 1st, 2 out
6th : 2nd & 3rd, 2 out
7th : 2nd, 2 out
8th : 1st & 2nd, 1 out
9th : 2nd & 3rd, 0 out
G7
7th : 1st, 2 out
8th : 2nd, 0 out
9th : bases loaded, 1 out
11th : 2nd, 0 out
Expected Runs scored : 8.73
Actual Runs Scored : 0
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the magic turned against them
I'll be fine, but I really wanted the Blue Jays to win for a lot of other people in my life, and that feels worse somehow.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I'll be fine, but I really wanted the Blue Jays to win for a lot of other people in my life, and that feels worse somehow.
I bet this shit is incredible if you're a neutral fan. I personally am suffering an unbelievable amount.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I bet this shit is incredible if you're a neutral fan. I personally am suffering an unbelievable amount.
Well now this is just ridiculous
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Well now this is just ridiculous