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if there's two things i know, it's women and exactly what's going to happen in the future
I love that part of Thatcher's wikipedia page that's like "She had one single good policy in the course of her entire political career, which she later regretted."
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I love that part of Thatcher's wikipedia page that's like "She had one single good policy in the course of her entire political career, which she later regretted."
goddamn i was tweeting at a hall of fame level in the spring of 2021
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
goddamn i was tweeting at a hall of fame level in the spring of 2021
Guys, I think we've finally reached the moment that was prophesized:
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Guys, I think we've finally reached the moment that was prophesized:
I just spent 15 minutes quintuple checking that this guy was really the only piece the Leafs got in return for Mitch Marner because it seemed so unbelievable.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I just spent 15 minutes quintuple checking that this guy was really the only piece the Leafs got in return for Mitch Marner because it seemed so unbelievable.
Chabot's best seasons are like 80% as good as Erik Karlsson's best seasons and no one gives a shit except for @cbeatae.bsky.social, @nkb121.bsky.social, and some of the time, myself.
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Chabot's best seasons are like 80% as good as Erik Karlsson's best seasons and no one gives a shit except for @cbeatae.bsky.social, @nkb121.bsky.social, and some of the time, myself.
this is a blake snell lookin' ass dude
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
this is a blake snell lookin' ass dude
First goal, for example:
Zetterlund comes inside to help on Folign, but it's ok because he'll keep moving, right?....right???
Zetterlund comes inside to help on Folign, but it's ok because he'll keep moving, right?....right???
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
First goal, for example:
Zetterlund comes inside to help on Folign, but it's ok because he'll keep moving, right?....right???
Zetterlund comes inside to help on Folign, but it's ok because he'll keep moving, right?....right???
He gets back to 50% xG if you ignore the minutes with Jensen. That's still 45 minutes though, and Jensen still does better without Cozens than Cozens without Jensen, like most Senators.
October 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He gets back to 50% xG if you ignore the minutes with Jensen. That's still 45 minutes though, and Jensen still does better without Cozens than Cozens without Jensen, like most Senators.
I think this part of the Seattle game, for starters:
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I think this part of the Seattle game, for starters:
"But Luke, that includes his time spent with Brady Tkachuk. Surely he's been much worse without Brady Tkachuk." Honestly, not that much worse.
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"But Luke, that includes his time spent with Brady Tkachuk. Surely he's been much worse without Brady Tkachuk." Honestly, not that much worse.
Biggest myth I've seen floating around is that Timmy's 5v5 advanced stats are poor so far this season, and while this is true on the whole, it's obscures the truth, which is that Timmy's on-ice results have been excellent except for 14 hilariously bad minutes he's spent with Ridly Grieg.
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Biggest myth I've seen floating around is that Timmy's 5v5 advanced stats are poor so far this season, and while this is true on the whole, it's obscures the truth, which is that Timmy's on-ice results have been excellent except for 14 hilariously bad minutes he's spent with Ridly Grieg.
insane way to find out kramnik is a psychotic novak djokovic stan (the only type of djokovic stan)
October 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
insane way to find out kramnik is a psychotic novak djokovic stan (the only type of djokovic stan)
"We're shooting ourselves in the knee."
October 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"We're shooting ourselves in the knee."
you ever see a photo or screencap on the internet and think "yeah, i'm definitely gonna need that for later."?
October 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
you ever see a photo or screencap on the internet and think "yeah, i'm definitely gonna need that for later."?
2:12 am going back for more hasui wood print
October 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
2:12 am going back for more hasui wood print
punching in for the morning shift at the "watching the sens lose" factory:
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
punching in for the morning shift at the "watching the sens lose" factory:
Follow up note: I have never seen a Leberkäsesemmel with poppy seeds on it. 99% of the time, your Leberkäse is going in one of these bad boys:
October 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Follow up note: I have never seen a Leberkäsesemmel with poppy seeds on it. 99% of the time, your Leberkäse is going in one of these bad boys:
Folks, I am reporting live from Poland's National Philharmonic Hall in Warsaw, site of the 19th International Chopin Competition.
October 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Folks, I am reporting live from Poland's National Philharmonic Hall in Warsaw, site of the 19th International Chopin Competition.
It is from the giveaway a few years ago but mine is signed:
September 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It is from the giveaway a few years ago but mine is signed:
Having a nice time at Oktoberfest:
September 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Having a nice time at Oktoberfest:
the covid era ottawa senators really were something else
September 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the covid era ottawa senators really were something else
jesus did what to who now?
August 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
jesus did what to who now?
How it started (x2) vs. how it's going:
August 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
How it started (x2) vs. how it's going: