Harper Gordek
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Bah. Sleep is and always has been overrated.
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Neither team deserved it so I guess whatever. Last chance for me to care going forward lies with the Brew Crew. Don’t let me down Milwaukee!
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Never intentionally load the bases unless you are abounding like the best hitter (they weren’t)
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Wonder if he just threw to where the cutoff man would normally be if they actually thought a throw to 3rd was a good idea
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I usually try to have my eyes open when I swing
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Should have went with “Tiger watching called strike 3 hoping to god he doesn’t have to swing because the bat feels so heavy” for at least one out. My bad
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Too exciting. Two lazy flies to shallow center probably
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Everyone watching this game is just wondering how this guy won’t score. Thrown out at home? Hit by a batted ball?
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Ha ha ha. Beautiful. All you tired babies who go to sleep at 10, get outta here! this game is for us late nighters!
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To be fair it’s cheater zhinch’s fault for using Kyle. He can’t help that he’s no good.
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Jesus Tigers. Does anyone on this team want to actually try to get a hit?
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Each team has one guy who is hitting and each team is now just pitching around them. Is Keith up next? That guys eyes are like dinner plates now. Just scared.
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Not only am I jazzed to see some exciting extra inning baseball but also think of all the media members wanting to go to sleep or out to dinner who are angry.
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We're in the modern baseball world where everyone wants to go home. They weren't calling that an out
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Honestly not a bad try by Naylor bc he gave that a “no way am I flicking this past my guy” push. Maybe McInstry falls down or something so roll it that way.
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I like how Seattles biggest baseball moment is winning an ALDS.
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Is it good if your DH is hitting .077 for the series?
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“What block attempt? All I saw was a guy trying to smash the ball into the ground” - traditionalist
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Hard to say who is dumb enough to get upset over such an obviously correct essay. Could have been anyone
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Caption is too small for me to read but I assume it says something like "Only this child of a billionaire decked out in his elaborate gold chains, can afford courtside seats anymore"
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Mariners fans if Judge wins MVP :

Cal Raleigh will continue hitting dingers, nailing runners, and winning games.

He has the heart of a lion, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his ass.

The MVP voters proved they place market size over value
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If this ends up being TOR/SEA, CHC/LAD my interest drops to pretty much zero. I can get behind the Tigers or Brewers but none of these others.
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I don't know why Philadelphians would say it was hard. Seems like they beat themselves really easily.