Harper Gordek
@harpergordek.bsky.social
Business : I can't believe we're going to do this but we're going to make everything 20% off. Let's hope we make it up in volume.
Shopper : Only 20%? I can't believe I bothered to waste my time checking this website.
Shopper : Only 20%? I can't believe I bothered to waste my time checking this website.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Business : I can't believe we're going to do this but we're going to make everything 20% off. Let's hope we make it up in volume.
Shopper : Only 20%? I can't believe I bothered to waste my time checking this website.
Shopper : Only 20%? I can't believe I bothered to waste my time checking this website.
You think he’ll be happy but what he enjoyed was not playing baseball when he could play baseball. Not playing baseball just bc he can’t will send him spiraling. 5 yrs from now he’ll be no-showing town rec league softball. 10 yrs - disconnecting from MLB ‘34 games, trying to chase the same high
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You think he’ll be happy but what he enjoyed was not playing baseball when he could play baseball. Not playing baseball just bc he can’t will send him spiraling. 5 yrs from now he’ll be no-showing town rec league softball. 10 yrs - disconnecting from MLB ‘34 games, trying to chase the same high
Wow! The new leadership is putting Abrams and Wood in charge of deciding which 2025 Nats will go to free agency!
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CJ Abrams and James Wood helping distribute turkeys for the Nats’ annual Turkeypalooza outside Nationals Park.
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Wow! The new leadership is putting Abrams and Wood in charge of deciding which 2025 Nats will go to free agency!
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I was going to come to bed but then they broke into “What’ll I do?”
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I was going to come to bed but then they broke into “What’ll I do?”
Death by Lightning leans much further into historical fiction than I expected (or want). Entertaining though
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Death by Lightning leans much further into historical fiction than I expected (or want). Entertaining though
Reads with the perfect “this is a movie that exists” excitement
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Reads with the perfect “this is a movie that exists” excitement
There's nothing that really makes Trump a small government GOPer. He doesn't have convictions. In another world he could be leading a sycophantic group of mostly white, mostly faux alpha males and 30 year old women, in kind of racist ill-founded half-planned socialist leaning programs.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
There's nothing that really makes Trump a small government GOPer. He doesn't have convictions. In another world he could be leading a sycophantic group of mostly white, mostly faux alpha males and 30 year old women, in kind of racist ill-founded half-planned socialist leaning programs.
Crazier still when he later specifies "the garage fridge"
This is worth watching most of all for the Pope getting beer and going “yeah put that in the fridge” which is just a phrase you never anticipate hearing from a Pope
I love my hometown of
CHICAGO 🧵1
I went to Catholic school but I no longer believe in organized religion...
But
I love POPE LEO
Governor JB PRITZKER visit the Vatican and gives him
Chicago Beer brewed for the
Pope
It's named DA POPE BEER
Only in Chicago 🤣
Photo next post
CHICAGO 🧵1
I went to Catholic school but I no longer believe in organized religion...
But
I love POPE LEO
Governor JB PRITZKER visit the Vatican and gives him
Chicago Beer brewed for the
Pope
It's named DA POPE BEER
Only in Chicago 🤣
Photo next post
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Crazier still when he later specifies "the garage fridge"
My streak of remembering there were NFL football games on Thursday ends at one.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My streak of remembering there were NFL football games on Thursday ends at one.
Watching WICKED because it's pre-empted the news I usually watch and man did they butcher the emotion Gravity song with all these cuts.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Watching WICKED because it's pre-empted the news I usually watch and man did they butcher the emotion Gravity song with all these cuts.
Watching Star Trek and yes yes Diana Muldur but this guy is also still alive (99!)
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Watching Star Trek and yes yes Diana Muldur but this guy is also still alive (99!)
Looking at Blake Butera and all these guys in the Trump admin, maybe it's just that Millennials look old.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Looking at Blake Butera and all these guys in the Trump admin, maybe it's just that Millennials look old.
Sad reminder of another thing that COVID took from us... the MARchKAKIS to 3000
The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sad reminder of another thing that COVID took from us... the MARchKAKIS to 3000
Yes yes milk stuff but this is a man who has just spent his first month home with a 1 month old, 1 1/2 year old, 5 year old & 6 year old. There's no division of labor that works here.
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yes yes milk stuff but this is a man who has just spent his first month home with a 1 month old, 1 1/2 year old, 5 year old & 6 year old. There's no division of labor that works here.
I've eaten an apple with a pocket knife and it's as exactly as cool as it looks to be.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I've eaten an apple with a pocket knife and it's as exactly as cool as it looks to be.
Wasn't the point of this piece (which is good) but it's funny about how much of the Dodgers success is by creating a solid farm system and then just sending most of them away because prospects aren't nearly as good as real established players you can sign or trade for.
The 2021 trade deadline put the Nats rebuild behind the 8 ball from the get go www.federalbaseball.com/washington-n...
The 2021 Trade Deadline set the Washington Nationals back years
The teardown of 2021 marked the start of the Nationals rebuild, but they did not get enough in return at that deadline
www.federalbaseball.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Wasn't the point of this piece (which is good) but it's funny about how much of the Dodgers success is by creating a solid farm system and then just sending most of them away because prospects aren't nearly as good as real established players you can sign or trade for.
You aren’t thinking 5th dimensionally enough. It’s going to kill the GOP when Johnson keeps the gov’t closed to avoid a vote on the Epstein files
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
You aren’t thinking 5th dimensionally enough. It’s going to kill the GOP when Johnson keeps the gov’t closed to avoid a vote on the Epstein files
This is some tortured acronym work
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is some tortured acronym work
Still patiently waiting for DeMarlo Hale to get his shot
Haha, dude with no coaching experience gets three guaranteed years, but Ron Washington had to settle for two with the Angels. It's farcical at this point.
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Still patiently waiting for DeMarlo Hale to get his shot
Other liked Nats RPs current status?
Jon Rauch - Masonry company project manager
Ryan Mattheus - owner of a baseball training facility in Sacramento
Jerry Blevins - SNY analyst
Tim Collins - minor league pitching coach w/ PHI
Aaron Barrett - Minor league rehab/complex coordinator w/ PHI too!
Jon Rauch - Masonry company project manager
Ryan Mattheus - owner of a baseball training facility in Sacramento
Jerry Blevins - SNY analyst
Tim Collins - minor league pitching coach w/ PHI
Aaron Barrett - Minor league rehab/complex coordinator w/ PHI too!
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Other liked Nats RPs current status?
Jon Rauch - Masonry company project manager
Ryan Mattheus - owner of a baseball training facility in Sacramento
Jerry Blevins - SNY analyst
Tim Collins - minor league pitching coach w/ PHI
Aaron Barrett - Minor league rehab/complex coordinator w/ PHI too!
Jon Rauch - Masonry company project manager
Ryan Mattheus - owner of a baseball training facility in Sacramento
Jerry Blevins - SNY analyst
Tim Collins - minor league pitching coach w/ PHI
Aaron Barrett - Minor league rehab/complex coordinator w/ PHI too!
! Mike Bacsik now thinking grooving a pitch to Bonds wasn't the best post-career move he could make
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
! Mike Bacsik now thinking grooving a pitch to Bonds wasn't the best post-career move he could make
I don't think the GOP has any idea how to handle the fact they have made the party beholden to a 10%+ that simply like Trump. They don't care about the GOP platform (though they may favor it). They don't listen to Trump tell them to vote for others. They just like to go out and vote for that guy.
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I don't think the GOP has any idea how to handle the fact they have made the party beholden to a 10%+ that simply like Trump. They don't care about the GOP platform (though they may favor it). They don't listen to Trump tell them to vote for others. They just like to go out and vote for that guy.
"Man, that World Series G7 was great. A bunch of people on here sharing some non-political thing together. Maybe Blue SKy does have that future not dominated by people who obsessively need to share political opinions multiple times a day"
<Dick Cheney dies>
"Goddammit"
<Dick Cheney dies>
"Goddammit"
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"Man, that World Series G7 was great. A bunch of people on here sharing some non-political thing together. Maybe Blue SKy does have that future not dominated by people who obsessively need to share political opinions multiple times a day"
<Dick Cheney dies>
"Goddammit"
<Dick Cheney dies>
"Goddammit"
First salvo is when your first kid starts school and one day you start to work out how long they will be at home before college and it’s the same amount of time that you’ve been out of college.
One of the signs of healthy aging, I think, is when you see a young, attractive person and the thought "what on earth could I possibly talk about with them?" completely dominates the old inner monologue.
Oh, I find people in their 20s (women especially, as I am straight) attractive, and I don't feel bad about that; some people are just pretty! Also I find my brain sorts attractive women in their 20s the same way it sorts attractive men of all ages, i.e, "Okay, they're hot, and also, not for me."
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
First salvo is when your first kid starts school and one day you start to work out how long they will be at home before college and it’s the same amount of time that you’ve been out of college.
Fun game. How many Nats are in this list? If any what number(s)?
No fair using AI to skim it bc Pouliot wisely added two traps!
No fair using AI to skim it bc Pouliot wisely added two traps!
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fun game. How many Nats are in this list? If any what number(s)?
No fair using AI to skim it bc Pouliot wisely added two traps!
No fair using AI to skim it bc Pouliot wisely added two traps!