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Harper Gordek
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Season 1 before they culled the granddaughter and replaced Bubba.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I mean he did play halfback for the '68 Sugar Bowl Champs
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It's honestly styling. Here's Rue at 39 and then at 44. The late 70s through late 80s styling of big volume hair and power and leisure suits was just hideous
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It’s remember SOME guys, not ALL guys
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
People saying Sopranos finale are the people thinking Twitter posts matter
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Amazing that he can have so much pull on those legs and have the bottom half look so flabby. Did they cook it on an angled broil?
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Isn’t that just a flauta?
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Gotta watch it. Sometimes it cooks way faster than it should
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Last year it totally burned the roasted potatoes but two years ago it nailed the spatchcocked bird. Just hope it’s the pans good season (and don’t try to catch something with it)
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Every blog post of his should end like the Part 1 of the ‘66 Batman TV show
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The serious answer is bc my kidnapper will say something like “well at least Harper has his lunch with him” and she’ll say “how did you know Harper had his lunch. Only John and I were present when he bought lunch” then my kidnapper would pull a gun but the cops would show up at that moment
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Proving once again the only good Armin is Shimerman
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’ll be home by lunch.
a woman is holding a cup of tea and smiling while sitting on a couch .
ALT: a woman is holding a cup of tea and smiling while sitting on a couch .
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November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don’t know. That 7th grade haiku was pretty awesome
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And none of that swill you make at home!
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well how would you expect the league to be with ex Nats as coaches? Not lousy?
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Gotta clear space for your winter veggies. Should have had your delicious kale in long ago.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I knew I didn't have to fact check it because I was pretty sure the Swiss didn't produce Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Generally I pull tomatoes more because they look bad then they've died out
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Takes place where I’m from. Hahahahaha
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Freedom from Proper Cooking
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hey man! This is an AMERICAN pope! Get outta here with that Canadian stuff!
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM