Dr. Baltimore Is Fine, to you
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I'm only here for the zipline. And the Orioles. Also go birds.
"Stats are numbers, numbers are nerds, nerds are losers."
- Marcus Aurelius
I'm only here for the zipline. And the Orioles. Also go birds.
"Stats are numbers, numbers are nerds, nerds are losers."
- Marcus Aurelius
I am just getting around to watching the 3 Body Problem and I assumed it was going to be a lot steamier and instructive
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I am just getting around to watching the 3 Body Problem and I assumed it was going to be a lot steamier and instructive
it is my sincerely held belief that the entire discourse around AI would be very different if every brand ambassador of AI didn't make your skin crawl
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
it is my sincerely held belief that the entire discourse around AI would be very different if every brand ambassador of AI didn't make your skin crawl
Ken Martin will ask you to help him move but never orders any pizza or beer as a thanks
ken martin is one of those guys that wouldn't help his friends in a bar fight
The Democrats Aren't Built for This ... ken martin has one of those resting dread faces ... (Mark Leibovich/The Atlantic)
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February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ken Martin will ask you to help him move but never orders any pizza or beer as a thanks
I think elias saw that his buck showalter "i like our guys" fell flat because he doesn't have an ounce of charisma and panicked
(i don't really think that i just like to pick on mike elias for sport)
(i don't really think that i just like to pick on mike elias for sport)
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I think elias saw that his buck showalter "i like our guys" fell flat because he doesn't have an ounce of charisma and panicked
(i don't really think that i just like to pick on mike elias for sport)
(i don't really think that i just like to pick on mike elias for sport)
"Just got word of another settlement that needs our help, I'll mark it on your map."
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"Just got word of another settlement that needs our help, I'll mark it on your map."
this probably gives the orioles something close to a league average-ish rotation which likely gives the team a good shot at the playoffs
but man, at least one of baz, bradish, or rogers are going to have to hit their highest potential outcome to break the playoff loss streak
but man, at least one of baz, bradish, or rogers are going to have to hit their highest potential outcome to break the playoff loss streak
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
this probably gives the orioles something close to a league average-ish rotation which likely gives the team a good shot at the playoffs
but man, at least one of baz, bradish, or rogers are going to have to hit their highest potential outcome to break the playoff loss streak
but man, at least one of baz, bradish, or rogers are going to have to hit their highest potential outcome to break the playoff loss streak
Mike Elias (2023)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Mike Elias (2023)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
"AND YA KNOW WHAT EDITH JUST GET RID OF THE CRUSH DAVIS ONE TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT ANY OF THESE GOT DAMN THINGS ANOTHER SECOND!"
he screamed from his la-z-boy, as he wiped the tear from his eye
he screamed from his la-z-boy, as he wiped the tear from his eye
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
"AND YA KNOW WHAT EDITH JUST GET RID OF THE CRUSH DAVIS ONE TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT ANY OF THESE GOT DAMN THINGS ANOTHER SECOND!"
he screamed from his la-z-boy, as he wiped the tear from his eye
he screamed from his la-z-boy, as he wiped the tear from his eye
chris bassitt would have been a great final signing if they actually decided to address the biggest need first
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
chris bassitt would have been a great final signing if they actually decided to address the biggest need first
catonsville has fallen
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
catonsville has fallen
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Bro still has his soft spot
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Bro still has his soft spot
I saw some grass today
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I saw some grass today
of all people how is jackson holliday breaking a bone in his hand
16-year-old kids basically still have rubber bones
16-year-old kids basically still have rubber bones
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
of all people how is jackson holliday breaking a bone in his hand
16-year-old kids basically still have rubber bones
16-year-old kids basically still have rubber bones
this means blaze alexander and coby mayo are locked in a battle to be your opening day starter at 3rd base lol
The Orioles will be without Jackson Holliday for opening day and a few weeks beyond
Orioles second baseman Jackson Holliday suffers hand injury
“Hopefully his return is measured in weeks after” opening day, president of baseball operations Mike Elias said of Holliday.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this means blaze alexander and coby mayo are locked in a battle to be your opening day starter at 3rd base lol
oriolesdoomaxxing
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
oriolesdoomaxxing
i stood OUTSIDE of the barbershop and waited for it to open today
i don't think stringer ever experienced a multi-week polar vortex because he was never more wrong than he was here
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
i stood OUTSIDE of the barbershop and waited for it to open today
i don't think stringer ever experienced a multi-week polar vortex because he was never more wrong than he was here
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
i don't think stringer ever experienced a multi-week polar vortex because he was never more wrong than he was here
look how accidently overly optimistic this idiot was
orioles are gonna sign justin verlander as part of a friday news dump
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
look how accidently overly optimistic this idiot was
the tigers, who are currently mid-fumbling a generational starting pitching talent, have arguably had a much better offseason than the baltimore orioles
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
the tigers, who are currently mid-fumbling a generational starting pitching talent, have arguably had a much better offseason than the baltimore orioles
this olympics has radicalized me into an unabashed curlinghead
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
this olympics has radicalized me into an unabashed curlinghead
couple of heroes
USA TAKES SILVER IN MIXED DOUBLES CURLING 🥈
Korey Dropkin and Cory Thiesse bring home the first-ever medal for the Americans in the event.
Korey Dropkin and Cory Thiesse bring home the first-ever medal for the Americans in the event.
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
couple of heroes
how do the curlers who do the sweeping not all have popeye forearms
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
how do the curlers who do the sweeping not all have popeye forearms
Little Heiskell's shame
Would you like to guess what the Washington County Council looks like?
You’re likely to get it on the first try.
You’re likely to get it on the first try.
Washington County declares its support for ICE detention facility outside Hagerstown
Washington County commissioners declared support for the conversion of a sprawling warehouse outside Hagerstown into a proposed federal immigration detention facility on Tuesday.
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February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Little Heiskell's shame