Dr. Baltimore Is Fine, to you
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Extremely Online Clinical Psychologist
I'm only here for the zipline. And the Orioles. Also go birds.
"Stats are numbers, numbers are nerds, nerds are losers."
- Marcus Aurelius
I'm only here for the zipline. And the Orioles. Also go birds.
"Stats are numbers, numbers are nerds, nerds are losers."
- Marcus Aurelius
remember how peaceful and positive this website was when they let stancil do a ride along for like 2 weeks
I'll never forgive those who ended it
I'll never forgive those who ended it
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
remember how peaceful and positive this website was when they let stancil do a ride along for like 2 weeks
I'll never forgive those who ended it
I'll never forgive those who ended it
Woke 2: I'm going to tell you I'm going to punch you in the face before I do it
I'm going to punch you
You're going to get in trouble for that
Ok
You're going to get in trouble for that
Ok
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Woke 2: I'm going to tell you I'm going to punch you in the face before I do it
I'm going to punch you
You're going to get in trouble for that
Ok
You're going to get in trouble for that
Ok
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I'm going to punch you
You're going to get in trouble for that
Ok
You're going to get in trouble for that
Ok
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imagine recording yourself getting ganked by the kid from the taser scene in The Hangover
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
imagine recording yourself getting ganked by the kid from the taser scene in The Hangover
kid needs to keep a copy of this video on his phone at all times so that he doesn't pay for a drink for the rest of his life
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
kid needs to keep a copy of this video on his phone at all times so that he doesn't pay for a drink for the rest of his life
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drop your Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil presented by Jack Daniels dram
February 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
drop your Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil presented by Jack Daniels dram
the first time i saw creed willems mash a tater in aberdeen, i fell in love forever
Creed Willems (Orioles’ No. 30 prospect per MLB Pipeline) is the overwhelming favorite for best hair in O’s camp this spring.
The 22-year-old catcher came over from Minor League camp a few times last year, but this is his first Spring Training as a full participant on MLB side.
The 22-year-old catcher came over from Minor League camp a few times last year, but this is his first Spring Training as a full participant on MLB side.
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
the first time i saw creed willems mash a tater in aberdeen, i fell in love forever
can't unsee it
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
can't unsee it
letting DHS shutdown and stay shutdown is such an easy policy win for a minority party
can't wait to see how they trip over themselves to try to win over imaginary crossover republican voters rather than fire up their base (and most independents, if you believe the polling)
can't wait to see how they trip over themselves to try to win over imaginary crossover republican voters rather than fire up their base (and most independents, if you believe the polling)
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
letting DHS shutdown and stay shutdown is such an easy policy win for a minority party
can't wait to see how they trip over themselves to try to win over imaginary crossover republican voters rather than fire up their base (and most independents, if you believe the polling)
can't wait to see how they trip over themselves to try to win over imaginary crossover republican voters rather than fire up their base (and most independents, if you believe the polling)
I am just getting around to watching the 3 Body Problem and I assumed it was going to be a lot steamier and instructive
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I am just getting around to watching the 3 Body Problem and I assumed it was going to be a lot steamier and instructive
it is my sincerely held belief that the entire discourse around AI would be very different if every brand ambassador of AI didn't make your skin crawl
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
it is my sincerely held belief that the entire discourse around AI would be very different if every brand ambassador of AI didn't make your skin crawl
Ken Martin will ask you to help him move but never orders any pizza or beer as a thanks
ken martin is one of those guys that wouldn't help his friends in a bar fight
The Democrats Aren't Built for This ... ken martin has one of those resting dread faces ... (Mark Leibovich/The Atlantic)
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February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ken Martin will ask you to help him move but never orders any pizza or beer as a thanks
I think elias saw that his buck showalter "i like our guys" fell flat because he doesn't have an ounce of charisma and panicked
(i don't really think that i just like to pick on mike elias for sport)
(i don't really think that i just like to pick on mike elias for sport)
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I think elias saw that his buck showalter "i like our guys" fell flat because he doesn't have an ounce of charisma and panicked
(i don't really think that i just like to pick on mike elias for sport)
(i don't really think that i just like to pick on mike elias for sport)
"Just got word of another settlement that needs our help, I'll mark it on your map."
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
"Just got word of another settlement that needs our help, I'll mark it on your map."
this probably gives the orioles something close to a league average-ish rotation which likely gives the team a good shot at the playoffs
but man, at least one of baz, bradish, or rogers are going to have to hit their highest potential outcome to break the playoff loss streak
but man, at least one of baz, bradish, or rogers are going to have to hit their highest potential outcome to break the playoff loss streak
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
this probably gives the orioles something close to a league average-ish rotation which likely gives the team a good shot at the playoffs
but man, at least one of baz, bradish, or rogers are going to have to hit their highest potential outcome to break the playoff loss streak
but man, at least one of baz, bradish, or rogers are going to have to hit their highest potential outcome to break the playoff loss streak
Mike Elias (2023)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Mike Elias (2023)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
Mike Elias (2024)
Mike Elias (2025)
Mike Elias (2026)
"AND YA KNOW WHAT EDITH JUST GET RID OF THE CRUSH DAVIS ONE TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT ANY OF THESE GOT DAMN THINGS ANOTHER SECOND!"
he screamed from his la-z-boy, as he wiped the tear from his eye
he screamed from his la-z-boy, as he wiped the tear from his eye
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
"AND YA KNOW WHAT EDITH JUST GET RID OF THE CRUSH DAVIS ONE TOO WHILE YOU'RE AT IT I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT ANY OF THESE GOT DAMN THINGS ANOTHER SECOND!"
he screamed from his la-z-boy, as he wiped the tear from his eye
he screamed from his la-z-boy, as he wiped the tear from his eye
chris bassitt would have been a great final signing if they actually decided to address the biggest need first
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
chris bassitt would have been a great final signing if they actually decided to address the biggest need first
catonsville has fallen
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
catonsville has fallen
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Bro still has his soft spot
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Bro still has his soft spot
I saw some grass today
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I saw some grass today
of all people how is jackson holliday breaking a bone in his hand
16-year-old kids basically still have rubber bones
16-year-old kids basically still have rubber bones
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
of all people how is jackson holliday breaking a bone in his hand
16-year-old kids basically still have rubber bones
16-year-old kids basically still have rubber bones
this means blaze alexander and coby mayo are locked in a battle to be your opening day starter at 3rd base lol
The Orioles will be without Jackson Holliday for opening day and a few weeks beyond
Orioles second baseman Jackson Holliday suffers hand injury
“Hopefully his return is measured in weeks after” opening day, president of baseball operations Mike Elias said of Holliday.
www.thebanner.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this means blaze alexander and coby mayo are locked in a battle to be your opening day starter at 3rd base lol
oriolesdoomaxxing
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
oriolesdoomaxxing