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I'm only here for the zipline. And the Orioles. Also go birds.
"Stats are numbers, numbers are nerds, nerds are losers."
- Marcus Aurelius
I'm only here for the zipline. And the Orioles. Also go birds.
"Stats are numbers, numbers are nerds, nerds are losers."
- Marcus Aurelius
unbelievable, man
On the bad news front: John Means announced on Instagram that he has suffered a ruptured Achilles. He said he was set to sign with a team
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
unbelievable, man
i watched a clip from last night
donald trump is slowly morphing into a Super Mutant meat bag from Fallout 4
donald trump is slowly morphing into a Super Mutant meat bag from Fallout 4
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i watched a clip from last night
donald trump is slowly morphing into a Super Mutant meat bag from Fallout 4
donald trump is slowly morphing into a Super Mutant meat bag from Fallout 4
Wes Moore occasionally gets it right but he mostly is just the latest in the long-standing Maryland pol tradition of centering their in-office behavior around their primary ethos:
How Can I Make This About Me?
How Can I Make This About Me?
hey @govwesmoore.bsky.social you could try focusing on your job instead of going on tv with fascists
Buckle up.
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Wes Moore occasionally gets it right but he mostly is just the latest in the long-standing Maryland pol tradition of centering their in-office behavior around their primary ethos:
How Can I Make This About Me?
How Can I Make This About Me?
folks I didn't watch donald do his thing but on bluesky I'm hearing that he once again became president of the united states in that moment
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
folks I didn't watch donald do his thing but on bluesky I'm hearing that he once again became president of the united states in that moment
Puka Nacua 100% has slicked-back hair under his helmet and I never knew it.
He 100% has a glass house and a ferrari and lives for New Years Eve.
He IS a piece of shit
He 100% has a glass house and a ferrari and lives for New Years Eve.
He IS a piece of shit
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Puka Nacua 100% has slicked-back hair under his helmet and I never knew it.
He 100% has a glass house and a ferrari and lives for New Years Eve.
He IS a piece of shit
He 100% has a glass house and a ferrari and lives for New Years Eve.
He IS a piece of shit
does anyone know what happened to The Asteroids Galaxy Tour
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
does anyone know what happened to The Asteroids Galaxy Tour
it's unfortunate that Quinn Ewers is the derogatory version of his name by default
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
it's unfortunate that Quinn Ewers is the derogatory version of his name by default
the family tradition of lighting a fire and dad reading this to the family while we all sip cheap hot cocoa continues tonight
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[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
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December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
the family tradition of lighting a fire and dad reading this to the family while we all sip cheap hot cocoa continues tonight
it is hard to imagine the dems taking the Senate when at least 3-4 dems who aren't up in 2026 are Republicans
Speaking of Republicans does Chris Coons have a primary challenger yet
Speaking of Republicans does Chris Coons have a primary challenger yet
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
it is hard to imagine the dems taking the Senate when at least 3-4 dems who aren't up in 2026 are Republicans
Speaking of Republicans does Chris Coons have a primary challenger yet
Speaking of Republicans does Chris Coons have a primary challenger yet
$tsla back to an ATH
cool cool cool
cool cool cool
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
$tsla back to an ATH
cool cool cool
cool cool cool
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Taking a long drag off a cigarette after saying nothing all day and asking the other parents at the Wicked-themed birthday party this question:
Anyone else think Poilievre is an incel?
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Taking a long drag off a cigarette after saying nothing all day and asking the other parents at the Wicked-themed birthday party this question:
still have a decades-old POLAROID of me and Mick Foley from a small-town PA indy show where I had to manipulate his fingers into the gesture I asked him to do with me because his fingers were already partially disabled
dane cook was the most popular comic on the planet, none of us were immune
dane cook was the most popular comic on the planet, none of us were immune
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
still have a decades-old POLAROID of me and Mick Foley from a small-town PA indy show where I had to manipulate his fingers into the gesture I asked him to do with me because his fingers were already partially disabled
dane cook was the most popular comic on the planet, none of us were immune
dane cook was the most popular comic on the planet, none of us were immune
have a nice day etc etc etc
Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
have a nice day etc etc etc
CRISIS ALERT
December 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
CRISIS ALERT
on days like today I wonder how Jeff Tiedrich will react When It Happens
imagine its like when athletes experience an existential crisis after winning the grandest title in their sport
imagine its like when athletes experience an existential crisis after winning the grandest title in their sport
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
on days like today I wonder how Jeff Tiedrich will react When It Happens
imagine its like when athletes experience an existential crisis after winning the grandest title in their sport
imagine its like when athletes experience an existential crisis after winning the grandest title in their sport
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There are only ~20 people in American public life
TIL Michelle Reiner took the cover photo for The Art of the Deal
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
There are only ~20 people in American public life
this has completely changed my perspective on ai I think it provides immeasurable value to society and we should give them all the RAM
Via the geniuses at @aliensupershow.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this has completely changed my perspective on ai I think it provides immeasurable value to society and we should give them all the RAM
"because this was a school problem"
December 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"because this was a school problem"
why did baltimore city schools need an extra 12 hours more than everyone else in the surrounding areas to know it was going to be freezing cold today
i've been stewing all day
i've been stewing all day
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
why did baltimore city schools need an extra 12 hours more than everyone else in the surrounding areas to know it was going to be freezing cold today
i've been stewing all day
i've been stewing all day
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this week already sucks could the orioles sign a pitcher
michael king, framber valdez, ranger suarez, all of them,some of them,i dont care
michael king, framber valdez, ranger suarez, all of them,some of them,i dont care
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
this week already sucks could the orioles sign a pitcher
michael king, framber valdez, ranger suarez, all of them,some of them,i dont care
michael king, framber valdez, ranger suarez, all of them,some of them,i dont care
found in the ole Box of Crap Your Mom Dropped Off
we did not believe hard enough
we did not believe hard enough
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
found in the ole Box of Crap Your Mom Dropped Off
we did not believe hard enough
we did not believe hard enough
and needs to hurry up about it
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
and needs to hurry up about it
130ish years of history gone just like that
brutal loss for the family and the neighborhood
brutal loss for the family and the neighborhood
My husband just walked over and took this photo of Falkenhan’s. Total loss. 😢
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
130ish years of history gone just like that
brutal loss for the family and the neighborhood
brutal loss for the family and the neighborhood
