Elle V
@ellev1122.bsky.social
Professional eye roller 🙄 Reality TV stan 📺 Cruises are my calm 🚢 Food, drinks & books fuel my soul 🍝🍹📚 80s music lover 🎶 Be kind or keep scrolling 🌈 she/her/hers
Not the theme song to Titanic playing as soon as we get into the car headed to the cruise terminal. 😱
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Not the theme song to Titanic playing as soon as we get into the car headed to the cruise terminal. 😱
Idk who needs this PSA but if you’re anywhere near Miami and you skip Marcus Samuelsson’s Red Rooster, that’s on you. Unreal food (get the wild mushrooms & grits, trust me), elite service, zero misses. Hard to imagine eating anywhere else next time I’m in the area. 🍽️🔥🍜 #foodsky
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February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Idk who needs this PSA but if you’re anywhere near Miami and you skip Marcus Samuelsson’s Red Rooster, that’s on you. Unreal food (get the wild mushrooms & grits, trust me), elite service, zero misses. Hard to imagine eating anywhere else next time I’m in the area. 🍽️🔥🍜 #foodsky
Just drove past a Miami PD and my brain wondered if it was Dexter’s Miami Metro, but I’m not sure if we’re near Dade County. 🩸📺
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Alt: a man wearing an orange shirt has a badge around his neck that says ' dexter ' on it
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February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Just drove past a Miami PD and my brain wondered if it was Dexter’s Miami Metro, but I’m not sure if we’re near Dade County. 🩸📺
When people ask for the worst thing my girlfriend’s ever done, “left a bar while Thriller was playing” is absolutely top tier. That’s not a red flag, that’s a federal offense. Are you even American if you leave during that song?
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
When people ask for the worst thing my girlfriend’s ever done, “left a bar while Thriller was playing” is absolutely top tier. That’s not a red flag, that’s a federal offense. Are you even American if you leave during that song?
This Lyft driver’s music choices were on point. I was almost sad to get out of his car. Almost…..
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This Lyft driver’s music choices were on point. I was almost sad to get out of his car. Almost…..
Why can’t I remember what I did yesterday, but La Isla Bonita comes on and I know every word like I’m Madonna in the 80s? My brain storage makes zero sense to me.
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Why can’t I remember what I did yesterday, but La Isla Bonita comes on and I know every word like I’m Madonna in the 80s? My brain storage makes zero sense to me.
Reading Devil’s Knot. It’s sad, frustrating, and further proof that our justice system is flawed. Please read it if you enjoy #TrueCrime. #BookSky 📚💙
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Reading Devil’s Knot. It’s sad, frustrating, and further proof that our justice system is flawed. Please read it if you enjoy #TrueCrime. #BookSky 📚💙
Someone with my level of people anxiety should not be middle seated between two strangers for TWO HOURS. I’m fine with seat assignments but at least put me next to the person I booked with, or give me a window or aisle so the stranger danger is only on one side. This is basic airline ethics.
a cartoon character with dreadlocks and green eyes is making a funny face
Alt: Anxiety character from the movie Inside Out
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February 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Someone with my level of people anxiety should not be middle seated between two strangers for TWO HOURS. I’m fine with seat assignments but at least put me next to the person I booked with, or give me a window or aisle so the stranger danger is only on one side. This is basic airline ethics.
If I get ONE more email with a ❗️, I’m activating villain mode. This is not giving urgency, it’s giving coworker who cried wolf. I’m in my ignore and spite era now. Not every message is a five-alarm fire. Put the ❗️ down and step away from the keyboard. FFS. Is it Friday yet?
February 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If I get ONE more email with a ❗️, I’m activating villain mode. This is not giving urgency, it’s giving coworker who cried wolf. I’m in my ignore and spite era now. Not every message is a five-alarm fire. Put the ❗️ down and step away from the keyboard. FFS. Is it Friday yet?
I’ve been hanging out on my library’s waitlist for the audiobook of Kristen Kish’s memoir and I’m somehow still like four weeks away. So no Kristen Kish narrating my vacation vibes. I don’t love this for me. #Booksky 💙📚
February 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I’ve been hanging out on my library’s waitlist for the audiobook of Kristen Kish’s memoir and I’m somehow still like four weeks away. So no Kristen Kish narrating my vacation vibes. I don’t love this for me. #Booksky 💙📚
Telly 📝📺
I can get behind fries in a Wendy’s Frosty. I cannot get behind a DQ commercial telling me to use a vanilla shake as a dipping sauce for my chicken nuggets. Some things just cannot be normalized. Where will it end?
I can get behind fries in a Wendy’s Frosty. I cannot get behind a DQ commercial telling me to use a vanilla shake as a dipping sauce for my chicken nuggets. Some things just cannot be normalized. Where will it end?
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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I can get behind fries in a Wendy’s Frosty. I cannot get behind a DQ commercial telling me to use a vanilla shake as a dipping sauce for my chicken nuggets. Some things just cannot be normalized. Where will it end?
I can get behind fries in a Wendy’s Frosty. I cannot get behind a DQ commercial telling me to use a vanilla shake as a dipping sauce for my chicken nuggets. Some things just cannot be normalized. Where will it end?
Lindsey Vonn’s drive, love of the sport, and refusal to quit… all of it is incredible. But when does protecting your body matter more than chasing one more medal?
Lindsey Vonn’s last Olympics might be her most unlikely, but she’s ready to throw herself down the mountain once again | CNN
The easy way to frame what Lindsey Vonn is about to do in the mountains of Cortina d’Ampezzo, Italy, is to call it a comeback. But what the 41-year-old has done and continued to do is way more than th...
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February 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Lindsey Vonn’s drive, love of the sport, and refusal to quit… all of it is incredible. But when does protecting your body matter more than chasing one more medal?
Someone in a meeting today had a hockey analogy in light of the upcoming Olympics. I was only half listening but as soon as I heard this, I thought he was talking about #HeatedRivalry. “…US college athletes took down the Russian machine, what was known as the greatest hockey team on the planet...”
February 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Someone in a meeting today had a hockey analogy in light of the upcoming Olympics. I was only half listening but as soon as I heard this, I thought he was talking about #HeatedRivalry. “…US college athletes took down the Russian machine, what was known as the greatest hockey team on the planet...”
I just finished Finders Keepers, book 2 in Stephen King’s Bill Hodges series. Mr. Mercedes set the bar disrespectfully high because this one did not hit the same. Now I’m looking at End of Watch wondering if I should commit or ghost the trilogy. #booksky #audiobook 💙📚🎧
February 2, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I just finished Finders Keepers, book 2 in Stephen King’s Bill Hodges series. Mr. Mercedes set the bar disrespectfully high because this one did not hit the same. Now I’m looking at End of Watch wondering if I should commit or ghost the trilogy. #booksky #audiobook 💙📚🎧
We’re watching the Wonder Man finale and California by Phantom Planet starts playing. My brain knew it sounded weirdly familiar. Google confirmed it was the theme song for The O.C. and Summer Roberts just resurfaced in my soul. Thank you for that, Wonder Man.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
We’re watching the Wonder Man finale and California by Phantom Planet starts playing. My brain knew it sounded weirdly familiar. Google confirmed it was the theme song for The O.C. and Summer Roberts just resurfaced in my soul. Thank you for that, Wonder Man.
We’re watching Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere. My thoughts: Jeremy Allen White was the perfect choice, he pulls off the vocals, & sorry but he’ll always be Lip Gallagher to me. I see it as Jeremy acting as Lip acting as Bruce as far as I’m concerned. Also, my crush on Lip still exists. 😍
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
We’re watching Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere. My thoughts: Jeremy Allen White was the perfect choice, he pulls off the vocals, & sorry but he’ll always be Lip Gallagher to me. I see it as Jeremy acting as Lip acting as Bruce as far as I’m concerned. Also, my crush on Lip still exists. 😍
If Lisa Rinna goes after Kristin Kish on #TheTraitorsUS, I’m taking it personally. That’s not strategy, that’s villain behavior and I will never forgive it.
January 30, 2026 at 1:50 AM
If Lisa Rinna goes after Kristin Kish on #TheTraitorsUS, I’m taking it personally. That’s not strategy, that’s villain behavior and I will never forgive it.
Did they ask Lisa Rinna to wear a broach or dress like Popeye’s bride? #TheTraitorsUS
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Did they ask Lisa Rinna to wear a broach or dress like Popeye’s bride? #TheTraitorsUS
Michael J. Fox popping up on #Shrinking had me smiling and then instantly emotional. He’s nothing short of a superhero. Zero flaws. Parkinson’s is the real life villain here. #FuckParkinsons 💙
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Michael J. Fox popping up on #Shrinking had me smiling and then instantly emotional. He’s nothing short of a superhero. Zero flaws. Parkinson’s is the real life villain here. #FuckParkinsons 💙
I’m about 80% into I Know My Name by C.J. Cooke and I have no clue where this is headed. Either a big reveal is coming or I zoned out during the audiobook and lost the thread. I trust the person who recommended it, so fingers crossed that I haven’t missed the plot. 📚💙🎧 #booksky
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I’m about 80% into I Know My Name by C.J. Cooke and I have no clue where this is headed. Either a big reveal is coming or I zoned out during the audiobook and lost the thread. I trust the person who recommended it, so fingers crossed that I haven’t missed the plot. 📚💙🎧 #booksky
I’m just trying to sleep like a normal person. Meanwhile my brain decided to remember the time I stole a crayon in 1st grade, clearly setting my super villain origin story in motion. I’m too tired to function at work, but also too awake to stop my brain from wandering at 3:30 AM. Love this for me.
a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a full moon with the words " what is sleep " below her
Alt: a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a full moon with the words " what is sleep " across the picture
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January 27, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I’m just trying to sleep like a normal person. Meanwhile my brain decided to remember the time I stole a crayon in 1st grade, clearly setting my super villain origin story in motion. I’m too tired to function at work, but also too awake to stop my brain from wandering at 3:30 AM. Love this for me.
Why did #reheatedrivalry get wiped from my memory? Somehow this is @icehouze.bsky.social’s fault. I don’t make the rules. Maybe the wilderness decided.
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Alt: Young Melissa from Yellowjackets wearing a backwards baseball cap and a striped shirt is smiling.
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January 25, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Why did #reheatedrivalry get wiped from my memory? Somehow this is @icehouze.bsky.social’s fault. I don’t make the rules. Maybe the wilderness decided.
Watching Milk Street with Christopher Kimball and wow… the camerawork is chaotic and they say perpendicular when they mean parallel. Okay, now I get why ATK and him split. Yep, totally just “creative differences.” 😳
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Watching Milk Street with Christopher Kimball and wow… the camerawork is chaotic and they say perpendicular when they mean parallel. Okay, now I get why ATK and him split. Yep, totally just “creative differences.” 😳
So I finally started Mr. Mercedes by Stephen King. A third in and II’m obsessed. Mad I slept on it this long. Stephen King, my bad. Love you, for real. Also yes, 11/22/63 still one of my faves. 💙📚
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 PM
So I finally started Mr. Mercedes by Stephen King. A third in and II’m obsessed. Mad I slept on it this long. Stephen King, my bad. Love you, for real. Also yes, 11/22/63 still one of my faves. 💙📚
Am I the only one annoyed with “your post was sent” banners on here? When did they show up? They haven’t been here this whole time, right? I tried to turn them off but idk how. Is this petty? Yes. Have I been spiraling over it anyway? Also yes. I’m fine. I’m calm. Bluesky just caught a stray. TGIF.
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Alt: Joey from Friends saying, “I'm Great! I'm better than great. I am good.”
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January 23, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Am I the only one annoyed with “your post was sent” banners on here? When did they show up? They haven’t been here this whole time, right? I tried to turn them off but idk how. Is this petty? Yes. Have I been spiraling over it anyway? Also yes. I’m fine. I’m calm. Bluesky just caught a stray. TGIF.