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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · 3d

Just wanted to say you're one of the cutest hoomuns~♡

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · 3d

Absentee™️ Cigarettes. The brand your father went out for all those years ago.

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · 17d

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Earl Grey: 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 @earlgreymemes.club · 21d

curated meme via Jenna7; an image of Spock looking skeptical, with a tweet by Vivan (@suchnerve) pasted over it: i don't "struggle" with autism. i succeed at autism. i am the best at it.

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 20d

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · 20d

Be careful if you handle mustard bare~handed. You may get poupon you.

a cartoon character is holding a yellow mustard container

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a yellow mustard container

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · 29d

Demisexual motto: I need the feels before I make the squeals

Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Sep 10

You look gorgeous in that

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Aug 22

a girl with purple hair and a choker on her neck is making a funny face

ALT: a girl with purple hair and a choker on her neck is making a funny face

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Aug 18

a group of basketball players are standing on a basketball court .

ALT: a group of basketball players are standing on a basketball court .

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Aug 18

I'm a tactile learner, so...

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · Aug 8

Photo of a woman labeled "me, shitposting" in front of a tornado labeled "the impending collapse of the United States"

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Aug 2

Still kissable, ngl

Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Aug 2

It's true, I do. I mean, we do. THEY DO!
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Prof. Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 (Doordash Era) @professorrora.bsky.social · Aug 1

:3

How girls who use ":3" want to be treated and its a white furry girl with pink hair being pulled by a leash

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Aug 1

Find
Us
Creating
Kits
To
Remove
Unqualified
Men in
Power

Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Jul 31

🥺

Zoe TunnHELL @zoewithasword.bsky.social · Jul 31

Today is a torrent of awful news for queer folks and it ain't great

Reply if you wanna

Leave your Blueskyfor an hour and see how many people can reply with a nice and positive thought about you

Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Jul 31

You're really pretty and you seem nice
(I know it's been two hours but I figured it might still help to hear)

Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Jul 31

That's what odd axe lasagna means? Oh, I owe a bunch of Italian lumberjacks some apologies...

Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Jul 24

Different numbers, same story

Bsky's Goodest Girls 😇 @stalinatrix.kawaii.social · Jul 9

😇

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Jul 19

Of the category, donut holes look the most like testicles. They shouldn't be classified as donuts, because donuts have a hole. They're a whole other gender and category: bronuts.

Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Jul 14

Okay, it's 2 am, I'm adhd, bipolar, and I took an edible, but stay with me.
I was replacing the lyrics to "Stacy's Mom" with Breaking Bad references when it dawned on me:
BLUE meth
Jesse PINKman
Walter WHITE
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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Jul 9

Oooh good, I thought it was just me

Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · Jul 9

"I need to pee but I'm gonna finish this real quick first"

*2 hours later*

"wait didn't I need to pee? how did I Forget to Pee?! why don't I need to right now?? what???"

this happens way more often than I'm proud to admit

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · Jul 6

ok i screamed at this one

onion headline: yo-yo ma finally works up courage to tell parents he quitting cello. attached is a picture of famous chinese american cellist yo-yo ma.

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Elle Belle @ellieunbroken.bsky.social · Jul 5

You're so pretty~

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