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Ryan Elliott
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RyeDudemis on the streets, very sleepy in the sheets. Fuck capitalism. Colonialism by all definitions is the father of the genocide.
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idk man every day i feel like i'm going to scream so hard that i'm sick
January 26, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent.

And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota
Last edited January 22, 2026 I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That sa…
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January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Fuck all these fascist ass motherfuckers.
January 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Run through a motherfuckers face.
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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That game was
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Took the kiddo to 7 year old birthday party. It is comforting to know that we are all raising a bunch of weirdos.
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
OH SHITTTT
Let's make it official:

SHELVED BY GENRE's next unit, spanning ALL of 2026, will be a delve into the depths of modern genre with J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT, THE LORD OF THE RINGS, and THE SILMARILLION.

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Shelved By Genre
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November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Baseball is the dumbest thing we’ve ever invented and the pinnacle of human design.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Well that sucked.
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Game 1 of the ALCS and I already feel like I’m dying. Baseball is the greatest sport ever invented.
October 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It was all worth it. Goms
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I can’t think of a worse hell then coming up for you 7th at bat in the top of the 15th and seeing Luis Castillo on the mound.
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
No one Mariners like the Seattle Mariners.
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Bazardo annihilated that inning.
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
RIVASSS I NEVER DOUBTED YOU
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I was watching this and literally fell off the couch.
Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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How can you not be romantic about baseball
October 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Playoff baseball is glorious. Playoff baseball is hell.
October 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The salts straight into the sign of the cross like he’s about to commit the world most dangerous heist.
Smelling salts aren't dead yet.
September 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Cal Raleigh vs Angel Chivilli

Home Run (60) 💣

Exit velo: 108.7 mph
Launch angle: 24 deg
Projected distance: 389 ft

No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks

COL @ SEA
🔻 8th
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
New Lorna Shore and Between the Buried and Me dropping on the same day. Big day for 25 year old Ryan.
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sports are good y’all.
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Brock throws a very interceptable ball
September 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Unmatched.
September 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM