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Elon is a musky douche

@elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social

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Savage cynical optimist who believes in common sense-ism. Sackler opiate epidemic survivor, clean since 2012, NOW WITH MORE YEARS!!!! Small business owner & humble homosapien. Fun Fact: Elon Musk is the world's richest guy on the 🛋

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, because apparently Nobel Prize winners automatically get the direct phone number of the President of the United States.

He is so god damned stupid its insane people believe anything he says. Its fucking 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Sue Carr @scarr54.bsky.social · 1d

Seriously? This is the most pathetic narcissistic unstable man we have ever seen. And my god he has the codes!!!

Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 9h

Taking bets on how long it takes until the actual prize winner speaks out and confirms she didnt call him cause how the fuck would she just have the number to the president of the U.S?

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Newfie912 @newfie912.bsky.social · 1d

Lock her up!

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Call me Krazi @krazikrone.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know Nixon never served a day in prison because he was pardoned?
But his Attorney General did.
His Chief of Staff did.
His Domestic Affairs Adviser did.
His Special Counsel did.
His campaign chairman did.
Even members of his re-election committee did time.

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 9h

Nahhhhhhhh. Dump them on Mar-a-lago and the rest of the families front yards

Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 9h

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RB @rbisrb.bsky.social · 9h

Sign of the Day...

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 9h

Kid Rock is a white nepo baby whiney bitch. He is the literal definition of a snowflake.

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 9h

Comparing Kid Rock to Bernie is giving Chode Rock too much credit

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10h

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 9h

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Is this real?

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 13h

The audacity this scumbag has to bring charges like this when he was found guilty of MASSIVE TAX FRAUD is absolutely insane

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 17h

The grand jury indictment against New York AG Letitia James accuses her of receiving a lower-cost loan on a home she purchased.

James saved only about $50 a month with lower interest rate, the indictment alleges.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Letitia James saved only about $50 a month with lower interest rate, indictment alleges

The grand jury indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James accuses her of receiving a lower-cost loan on a home she purchased in Norfolk, Virgini

www.nbcnews.com

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DougBlueWahoo 🦋💙✌️🌈🌊 @dougbluewahoo2.bsky.social · 14h

FACT:

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 20h

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 1d

Wait does this mean we could possibly get republicans to attack that base themselves? Just saying.

Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 1d

You know whats stupid? An old over privileged nepo baby poser claiming thinking that he is somehow still relevant to complain about what he thinks is cool. I mean just look at what he is wearing. Dude is in his 50's ATLEAST but dresses like he is a 70 yr old cowboy. GTFOH

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 1d

You mean the covid booster RFK was telling everyone else was tainted & no good for them? Funny how they are making that kind of shit only for the elites

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WILD BILL HICCUP @ydofoolsrule.bsky.social · 2d

You think the World isn't watching this abuse of power?

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 1d

Im legit thinking about tanning until I look dark enough to look south Amwricaj of some sort & Im gonna test these fuckers limits to the max

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🦋 Carmen G., PhD (🪖"Prima" to One)🌻 @tcrg2012.bsky.social · 1d

#WorldHomelessDay

#ONEV1
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#Voices4Victory

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Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 1d

Counterpoint:

No isnt a Counterpoint. Its an objection LITERALLY WITHOUT A COUNTERPOINT.

Life lesson, dont be an idiot like this person

Alistair McKraken @ilyichthelich.bsky.social · 1d

Counterpoint:

No.

Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 1d

You know what I was just realizing about the whole Xbox game pass debacle? If @steampowered.com @steamdeck.com created their own "gamepass" for 20 bucks a month people would dump their Xboxes overnight as paperweights and switch over to PCS and steam decks en masse.

Just saying 🤷

Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 1d

You're reading comprehension is legitimately at like a kindergarten fucking level maybe get off social media and jump on reading books and start understanding things because you're a complete fucking moron

Elon is a musky douche @elonsamuskydouche.bsky.social · 1d

Would be interested in saving money because Game Pass is very important to them being able to continue to play video games, but no just you're selfish arrogant ass saying no because you just wanted something to post about and thought it was a good idea cuz apparently you're extremely fucking stupid