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Todd Lambert
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Wouldn’t surprise me in the least lol 😂
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
It's weird right? 🤣
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
They printed the M's upside down, so they're W's now
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
NO WAY! They booked Russel Brand??
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
Seriously, he looks blurry around the edges, with weird ass pink cheeks. 😁
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
Why does Mike Johnson look like he stole Kari Lake's filter?
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
Hey Macarena, ay!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
I thought it meant "white only" 🤷😁
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
ha! 🤣
a man is singing into a microphone in front of a fireplace
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone in front of a fireplace
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
🥰 Aww thank you! You too!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
First there was PuppyBowl.
Now, thanks to Turning Point we'll also have PussyBowl. 🙄
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 12h
Turning Point announced today that it will be hosting “The All-American Halftime Show” on Feb. 8, 2026.

Performers have not yet been announced, but the list is growing. So far, on the list is:

Lee Greenwood
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 13h
It should be illegal while serving as a public official. I mean, it's sorta a no-brainer, but then... 😁
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
From the halls of Congress to hocking t-shirts... 🙄
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 15h
It’s now FINALLY time to announce a new thing I’ve been working on. Welcome to the soft open for Wear Them Out Products, at www.wearthemoutproducts.com! It’s a whole bunch of cool stuff! Take a look and show people that you rock!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
I seem to get the same effect when listening to Trump.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
Oh, it's worse... oh noes😳
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
The Home Owners Association isn't going to like this.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
And I thought he was Ukrainian 🤷
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
Is it still happening? 😁
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
Oh that would be so awesome. Watch him fold in half stumbling over his raspy, rapey stuttering.
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 14h
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