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Even THIS lasted longer than Alina Habba
someone is holding a pack of hobbes bubba max strawberry watermelon gum
ALT: someone is holding a pack of hobbes bubba max strawberry watermelon gum
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December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Even THIS lasted longer than Alina Habba
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I feel like one of those end of the world guys. I've repeatedly claimed that "Trump would not make it to 2026".
Imagine, the Epstein Files coming out and then on Holy Night, Santa delivers the lump we've all been hoping for.
Try the kool-aid, I'll be here with y'all, through the end of the month!
Imagine, the Epstein Files coming out and then on Holy Night, Santa delivers the lump we've all been hoping for.
Try the kool-aid, I'll be here with y'all, through the end of the month!
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I feel like one of those end of the world guys. I've repeatedly claimed that "Trump would not make it to 2026".
Imagine, the Epstein Files coming out and then on Holy Night, Santa delivers the lump we've all been hoping for.
Try the kool-aid, I'll be here with y'all, through the end of the month!
Imagine, the Epstein Files coming out and then on Holy Night, Santa delivers the lump we've all been hoping for.
Try the kool-aid, I'll be here with y'all, through the end of the month!
Unlawfully?
You mean illegally?
Fuckin lawyers... 🙄
You mean illegally?
Fuckin lawyers... 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Unlawfully?
You mean illegally?
Fuckin lawyers... 🙄
You mean illegally?
Fuckin lawyers... 🙄
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"Hey, there's a hair on my burger."
"Of course there is, I dropped it on the floor. Why don't you like America?"
"Of course there is, I dropped it on the floor. Why don't you like America?"
Alina Habba has accepted an employment offer.
"Come in today and try the Big Bubba burger!"
"Come in today and try the Big Bubba burger!"
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Hey, there's a hair on my burger."
"Of course there is, I dropped it on the floor. Why don't you like America?"
"Of course there is, I dropped it on the floor. Why don't you like America?"
Alina Habba can't explain the "recent run of bad luck"
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Alina Habba can't explain the "recent run of bad luck"
As Melania has clawed and fought for more power, more face time, more speaking engagements, she has also eliminated threats and things that annoy her, like Alina Habba.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
As Melania has clawed and fought for more power, more face time, more speaking engagements, she has also eliminated threats and things that annoy her, like Alina Habba.
Alina Habba to return to her roots
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Alina Habba to return to her roots
Alina Habba cries "Indian Givers!!!"
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Alina Habba cries "Indian Givers!!!"
Alina Habba has accepted an employment offer.
"Come in today and try the Big Bubba burger!"
"Come in today and try the Big Bubba burger!"
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Alina Habba has accepted an employment offer.
"Come in today and try the Big Bubba burger!"
"Come in today and try the Big Bubba burger!"
Since he can't call them what he wants to (and it ain't piggy), he's decided to become the world's biggest twat to everyone.
Watch him berate every reporter near him. It's disgusting. Even his own hand-picked succubi aren't succing enough apparently.
Watch him berate every reporter near him. It's disgusting. Even his own hand-picked succubi aren't succing enough apparently.
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November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Since he can't call them what he wants to (and it ain't piggy), he's decided to become the world's biggest twat to everyone.
Watch him berate every reporter near him. It's disgusting. Even his own hand-picked succubi aren't succing enough apparently.
Watch him berate every reporter near him. It's disgusting. Even his own hand-picked succubi aren't succing enough apparently.
We’d be better off, if they did. 🤷
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We’d be better off, if they did. 🤷
Trump bullshitting on Air Force One:
“My MRI is just like my perfect phone call”
“My MRI is just like my perfect phone call”
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump bullshitting on Air Force One:
“My MRI is just like my perfect phone call”
“My MRI is just like my perfect phone call”
Trump:
“Each boat is responsible for the death of 25 thousand Americans, that’s why it’s okay for us to kill them”
“Each boat is responsible for the death of 25 thousand Americans, that’s why it’s okay for us to kill them”
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump:
“Each boat is responsible for the death of 25 thousand Americans, that’s why it’s okay for us to kill them”
“Each boat is responsible for the death of 25 thousand Americans, that’s why it’s okay for us to kill them”
MFErs out here be celebrating Thankstaking
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
MFErs out here be celebrating Thankstaking
Jesse Watters scratching his ass just sent me 😆
The Five is the dumbest show pretending to be smart and hip
The Five is so bad. How bad is it? It's so bad that if Fox had something better, they would air it.
toddlambert.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Jesse Watters scratching his ass just sent me 😆
Sounds like invasion
Bondi: "Yes, we are bringing in our National Guard to every city we possibly can who needs our help. And that's a lot of them."
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sounds like invasion
This IS a good point.
Trump has never succeeded at anything in his life. Not one damn thing.
He ain't the one.
Trump has never succeeded at anything in his life. Not one damn thing.
He ain't the one.
Incompetence will save us from full blown autocracy… probably
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This IS a good point.
Trump has never succeeded at anything in his life. Not one damn thing.
He ain't the one.
Trump has never succeeded at anything in his life. Not one damn thing.
He ain't the one.
Jared Kushner gets paid - watch it live:
2 Billion Payoff for Jared Kushner stinks
Jared Kushner has been known to have business and personal ties with the Saudi royal family
toddlambert.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Jared Kushner gets paid - watch it live:
Marjorie Taylor Greene goin out like Tonya Harding
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene goin out like Tonya Harding
Three Presidents walk into a bar... stop me if you think you've heard this one before.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Three Presidents walk into a bar... stop me if you think you've heard this one before.
Ooh, I feel like a kid in a candy store right now, with my new setup and everything.
I bought a yearly license for my animation software tonight. $180.00 (even with a 40% holiday sale) 😳
But, I'm going to be an animating meme fool, so hope you can deal with it.😁
I bought a yearly license for my animation software tonight. $180.00 (even with a 40% holiday sale) 😳
But, I'm going to be an animating meme fool, so hope you can deal with it.😁
an older man is talking to a younger man and says `` with great power comes great responsibility ''
ALT: an older man is talking to a younger man and says `` with great power comes great responsibility ''
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November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Ooh, I feel like a kid in a candy store right now, with my new setup and everything.
I bought a yearly license for my animation software tonight. $180.00 (even with a 40% holiday sale) 😳
But, I'm going to be an animating meme fool, so hope you can deal with it.😁
I bought a yearly license for my animation software tonight. $180.00 (even with a 40% holiday sale) 😳
But, I'm going to be an animating meme fool, so hope you can deal with it.😁
Release the Epstein files
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Release the Epstein files