Todd Lambert
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Photographer:
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Once you've smelled decomp, it never really leaves your nostrils.
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Once you've smelled decomp, it never really leaves your nostrils.
Now THAT's nasty! ooof
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Now THAT's nasty! ooof
That pretty much sums it up yeah. 😁😆
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
That pretty much sums it up yeah. 😁😆
yeah, not stoned enough or something... oooph bad.😁
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
yeah, not stoned enough or something... oooph bad.😁
That's a perfect way to explain it, yep!
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
That's a perfect way to explain it, yep!
I enjoyed the "I'll beach you off" scene... but that wasn't enough to entice me to put up with the rest of it.😁
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I enjoyed the "I'll beach you off" scene... but that wasn't enough to entice me to put up with the rest of it.😁
lol been working on stuff instead.😊
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
lol been working on stuff instead.😊
"Who cares about that shithole, it's like Haiti, ammirite?"
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Who cares about that shithole, it's like Haiti, ammirite?"
Incoming:
"I'm the only President to have NO hurricanes - I don't think anyone ever seen anything like that."
"I'm the only President to have NO hurricanes - I don't think anyone ever seen anything like that."
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Incoming:
"I'm the only President to have NO hurricanes - I don't think anyone ever seen anything like that."
"I'm the only President to have NO hurricanes - I don't think anyone ever seen anything like that."
So he's building an Ark?
"No, only the white ones are allowed on"
"No, only the white ones are allowed on"
a cartoon of a group of animals standing on top of a boat .
ALT: a cartoon of a group of animals standing on top of a boat .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So he's building an Ark?
"No, only the white ones are allowed on"
"No, only the white ones are allowed on"
haha I knew someone would notice that.
Zoe is the Boxer I lost earlier this year. Wasabi is a found dog roaming my neighborhood and I wasn't ready to love him yet, so we sorta existed together for awhile, and he got hand me downs.
I really need to get him his own tag. [embarrassed 🫣]
Zoe is the Boxer I lost earlier this year. Wasabi is a found dog roaming my neighborhood and I wasn't ready to love him yet, so we sorta existed together for awhile, and he got hand me downs.
I really need to get him his own tag. [embarrassed 🫣]
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
haha I knew someone would notice that.
Zoe is the Boxer I lost earlier this year. Wasabi is a found dog roaming my neighborhood and I wasn't ready to love him yet, so we sorta existed together for awhile, and he got hand me downs.
I really need to get him his own tag. [embarrassed 🫣]
Zoe is the Boxer I lost earlier this year. Wasabi is a found dog roaming my neighborhood and I wasn't ready to love him yet, so we sorta existed together for awhile, and he got hand me downs.
I really need to get him his own tag. [embarrassed 🫣]
He's such a good boy. (I think he heard me type that)
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
He's such a good boy. (I think he heard me type that)
just have any intelligent person talk, it will do the same thing.😁
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
just have any intelligent person talk, it will do the same thing.😁