ellie hélène
@elouesse.bsky.social
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momther of salem sonboyman
asking for context will not get you any answers
momther of salem sonboyman
asking for context will not get you any answers
why is this dairy queen playing stressed out by twenty one pilots in the year of our lord 2026?
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
why is this dairy queen playing stressed out by twenty one pilots in the year of our lord 2026?
hey fall out boy, giving me a full webpage about cookies and what you do with them is great, but you can’t have the “manage your cookies” link lead right back to the top of that page and not actually give me options to reject your cookies, assholes @falloutboy.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
hey fall out boy, giving me a full webpage about cookies and what you do with them is great, but you can’t have the “manage your cookies” link lead right back to the top of that page and not actually give me options to reject your cookies, assholes @falloutboy.bsky.social
looking up setlists for shows i’ve been to and feeling like i’m in the twilight zone because they’re wrong and i have documentation to prove it but somehow multiple people who claim to also have been there approved an incorrect setlist
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
looking up setlists for shows i’ve been to and feeling like i’m in the twilight zone because they’re wrong and i have documentation to prove it but somehow multiple people who claim to also have been there approved an incorrect setlist
i should watch the new episodes of fallout
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i should watch the new episodes of fallout
mcr is gonna be the fucking death of me THEY HAVE THE ORIGINAL STYLE JACKETS IN PERU
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 AM
mcr is gonna be the fucking death of me THEY HAVE THE ORIGINAL STYLE JACKETS IN PERU
i almost died at dilf night at the club
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 AM
i almost died at dilf night at the club
Reposted by ellie hélène
Hellboy star Ron Perlman has expressed his bemusement at the Fallout franchise and his legendary status within it as narrator of all the video games, joking he was paid "$40 and a sandwich" to record ... https://bit.ly/4jCTLQ6
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Hellboy star Ron Perlman has expressed his bemusement at the Fallout franchise and his legendary status within it as narrator of all the video games, joking he was paid "$40 and a sandwich" to record ... https://bit.ly/4jCTLQ6
i would sell my soul to hear fix me performed live. play the song, joshua. make me cry my eyes out.
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i would sell my soul to hear fix me performed live. play the song, joshua. make me cry my eyes out.
currently using calibre in ways i don’t think anyone ever intended
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
currently using calibre in ways i don’t think anyone ever intended
never going to experience the same happiness i felt when my nephew, at the time two years old, nicknamed me “dee dee” while trying to be cute to earn a cupcake before dinner
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
never going to experience the same happiness i felt when my nephew, at the time two years old, nicknamed me “dee dee” while trying to be cute to earn a cupcake before dinner
i really miss the days when gerard way showed up on twitter, said something incomprehensible, and did not give any further explanation
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
i really miss the days when gerard way showed up on twitter, said something incomprehensible, and did not give any further explanation
very hilarious to me that the unanimous response of everyone i’ve told that my deadbeat is being required to install a breathalyzer in his truck is “why didn’t he already have one?”
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
very hilarious to me that the unanimous response of everyone i’ve told that my deadbeat is being required to install a breathalyzer in his truck is “why didn’t he already have one?”
merry christmas to those who celebrate, my aunt bullied my deadbeat into giving me $100 towards my flight to london in july, thank you nettie!!!
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
merry christmas to those who celebrate, my aunt bullied my deadbeat into giving me $100 towards my flight to london in july, thank you nettie!!!
tré cool strikes me as the kind of guy who would sign pictures of other people’s pets (i mean this in the nicest way possible)
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
tré cool strikes me as the kind of guy who would sign pictures of other people’s pets (i mean this in the nicest way possible)
not me googling bert mccracken’s height as if i haven’t met and gotten a picture with him that proves we’re the same height
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
not me googling bert mccracken’s height as if i haven’t met and gotten a picture with him that proves we’re the same height
this cover band singer is my fucking mortal enemy from this moment onward
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
this cover band singer is my fucking mortal enemy from this moment onward
someone should start a marianas trench cover band with me
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
someone should start a marianas trench cover band with me
joshua you need to tell me which of the songs has 900 audio tracks
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
joshua you need to tell me which of the songs has 900 audio tracks
if i have to wait a fucking month to get this dagger tattoo i’m going to fucking cry
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
if i have to wait a fucking month to get this dagger tattoo i’m going to fucking cry
pourquoi’ce’q’mcr hayie le monde français, eihn?
September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
pourquoi’ce’q’mcr hayie le monde français, eihn?
i love my mother because two hours ago she called to ask if i worked on tuesday night and now we have two tickets to lynryd skynyrd!!
September 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i love my mother because two hours ago she called to ask if i worked on tuesday night and now we have two tickets to lynryd skynyrd!!
everyone loves klaus
a man in a hallway with an exit sign above him
Alt: a man in a hallway with an exit sign above him, walking backward and kissing a sobriety coin
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September 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
everyone loves klaus
ngl if i’m ever on a flight and someone nearby pulls out a vape, i’m not saying anything, i’m just hitting the flight attendant call button and ratting them out.
September 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
ngl if i’m ever on a flight and someone nearby pulls out a vape, i’m not saying anything, i’m just hitting the flight attendant call button and ratting them out.
me, struggling to articulate why “we save” by ray toro felt nostalgic to me: why do i wanna say the beatles?
my friend: oh yeah, it sounds like come together
me: THATS THE BITCH
my friend: oh yeah, it sounds like come together
me: THATS THE BITCH
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
me, struggling to articulate why “we save” by ray toro felt nostalgic to me: why do i wanna say the beatles?
my friend: oh yeah, it sounds like come together
me: THATS THE BITCH
my friend: oh yeah, it sounds like come together
me: THATS THE BITCH