ellie hélène
@elouesse.bsky.social
25
momther of salem sonboyman
asking for context will not get you any answers
momther of salem sonboyman
asking for context will not get you any answers
never going to experience the same happiness i felt when my nephew, at the time two years old, nicknamed me “dee dee” while trying to be cute to earn a cupcake before dinner
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
never going to experience the same happiness i felt when my nephew, at the time two years old, nicknamed me “dee dee” while trying to be cute to earn a cupcake before dinner
i really miss the days when gerard way showed up on twitter, said something incomprehensible, and did not give any further explanation
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
i really miss the days when gerard way showed up on twitter, said something incomprehensible, and did not give any further explanation
very hilarious to me that the unanimous response of everyone i’ve told that my deadbeat is being required to install a breathalyzer in his truck is “why didn’t he already have one?”
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
very hilarious to me that the unanimous response of everyone i’ve told that my deadbeat is being required to install a breathalyzer in his truck is “why didn’t he already have one?”
merry christmas to those who celebrate, my aunt bullied my deadbeat into giving me $100 towards my flight to london in july, thank you nettie!!!
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
merry christmas to those who celebrate, my aunt bullied my deadbeat into giving me $100 towards my flight to london in july, thank you nettie!!!
tré cool strikes me as the kind of guy who would sign pictures of other people’s pets (i mean this in the nicest way possible)
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
tré cool strikes me as the kind of guy who would sign pictures of other people’s pets (i mean this in the nicest way possible)
not me googling bert mccracken’s height as if i haven’t met and gotten a picture with him that proves we’re the same height
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
not me googling bert mccracken’s height as if i haven’t met and gotten a picture with him that proves we’re the same height
this cover band singer is my fucking mortal enemy from this moment onward
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
this cover band singer is my fucking mortal enemy from this moment onward
someone should start a marianas trench cover band with me
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
someone should start a marianas trench cover band with me
joshua you need to tell me which of the songs has 900 audio tracks
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
joshua you need to tell me which of the songs has 900 audio tracks
if i have to wait a fucking month to get this dagger tattoo i’m going to fucking cry
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
if i have to wait a fucking month to get this dagger tattoo i’m going to fucking cry
pourquoi’ce’q’mcr hayie le monde français, eihn?
September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
pourquoi’ce’q’mcr hayie le monde français, eihn?
i love my mother because two hours ago she called to ask if i worked on tuesday night and now we have two tickets to lynryd skynyrd!!
September 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i love my mother because two hours ago she called to ask if i worked on tuesday night and now we have two tickets to lynryd skynyrd!!
everyone loves klaus
a man in a hallway with an exit sign above him
Alt: a man in a hallway with an exit sign above him, walking backward and kissing a sobriety coin
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
everyone loves klaus
ngl if i’m ever on a flight and someone nearby pulls out a vape, i’m not saying anything, i’m just hitting the flight attendant call button and ratting them out.
September 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
ngl if i’m ever on a flight and someone nearby pulls out a vape, i’m not saying anything, i’m just hitting the flight attendant call button and ratting them out.
me, struggling to articulate why “we save” by ray toro felt nostalgic to me: why do i wanna say the beatles?
my friend: oh yeah, it sounds like come together
me: THATS THE BITCH
my friend: oh yeah, it sounds like come together
me: THATS THE BITCH
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
me, struggling to articulate why “we save” by ray toro felt nostalgic to me: why do i wanna say the beatles?
my friend: oh yeah, it sounds like come together
me: THATS THE BITCH
my friend: oh yeah, it sounds like come together
me: THATS THE BITCH
i can’t tell if you think i’m not competent enough to go to europe on my own, if you think i somehow don’t deserve to see this band live when you’ve seen them twice, or if you just wish i’d shut the fuck up about it but don’t want to tell me
September 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i can’t tell if you think i’m not competent enough to go to europe on my own, if you think i somehow don’t deserve to see this band live when you’ve seen them twice, or if you just wish i’d shut the fuck up about it but don’t want to tell me
asked the work girlies to talk me out of impulsively going to boston to see mcr at fenway this sunday and they’re all trying to talk me into it
September 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
asked the work girlies to talk me out of impulsively going to boston to see mcr at fenway this sunday and they’re all trying to talk me into it
i thought i was done crying over haven, joshua
August 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i thought i was done crying over haven, joshua
ray toro is truly out here headbutting his bandmates affectionately and it’s so sweet
August 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ray toro is truly out here headbutting his bandmates affectionately and it’s so sweet
hell is the domestic arrivals gate at halifax stanfield international airport
August 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
hell is the domestic arrivals gate at halifax stanfield international airport
we watched ¡venganza!
August 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
we watched ¡venganza!
sometimes i stand in front of the fridge with a glass in one hand and the brita pitcher in the other and i just get so fucking hydrated all at once (i drink water regularly and carry a water bottle everywhere i go)
August 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
sometimes i stand in front of the fridge with a glass in one hand and the brita pitcher in the other and i just get so fucking hydrated all at once (i drink water regularly and carry a water bottle everywhere i go)
hello i fully agree with gerard way here, eczema fucking sucks, i’m gonna take off all of my fucking skin. there’s not enough moisturizer on this glorified not-island to save me.
August 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
hello i fully agree with gerard way here, eczema fucking sucks, i’m gonna take off all of my fucking skin. there’s not enough moisturizer on this glorified not-island to save me.
healed by the chicken soo gai
August 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
healed by the chicken soo gai