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@elphieupland.bsky.social
fictional lady enthusiast • sociolinguist • writer • avid generative a1 hater
she/they, 30s
https://archiveofourown.org/users/queenssaviour
https://zelena.tumblr.com/
she/they, 30s
https://archiveofourown.org/users/queenssaviour
https://zelena.tumblr.com/
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wrote a short fic about shiz-era elphie and post-melting glinda!! archiveofourown.org/works/74248976 #gelphie
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
wrote a short fic about shiz-era elphie and post-melting glinda!! archiveofourown.org/works/74248976 #gelphie
me: you know that ao3 tag? "incorrect use of labubu" or something?
my wife:
my wife:
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
me: you know that ao3 tag? "incorrect use of labubu" or something?
my wife:
my wife:
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Imagine just throwing your trash on the ground, like, "I am done with this. It is not my problem."
Then someone else walks up, they're done too, and they're like, "What do I do with this? Oh I see! I will just let go. I will just open my hand and forget I ever had this."
Quit littering hearts
Then someone else walks up, they're done too, and they're like, "What do I do with this? Oh I see! I will just let go. I will just open my hand and forget I ever had this."
Quit littering hearts
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Imagine just throwing your trash on the ground, like, "I am done with this. It is not my problem."
Then someone else walks up, they're done too, and they're like, "What do I do with this? Oh I see! I will just let go. I will just open my hand and forget I ever had this."
Quit littering hearts
Then someone else walks up, they're done too, and they're like, "What do I do with this? Oh I see! I will just let go. I will just open my hand and forget I ever had this."
Quit littering hearts
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Reposted by e. 🍉
October 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I truly recovered from my 20-year-old eating disorder to have IBS so bad I can't have most things.
October 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I truly recovered from my 20-year-old eating disorder to have IBS so bad I can't have most things.
not me listening to pitbull at work to make this monday more manageable
a small dog is standing on its hind legs on a concrete floor .
ALT: a small dog is standing on its hind legs on a concrete floor .
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October 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
not me listening to pitbull at work to make this monday more manageable
My sensitive kid lore is that I'd have nightmares about a certain Treehouse of Horror episode aged... 10? I also had the same experience with scary stories aimed at children. Couldn't handle any of it.
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 AM
My sensitive kid lore is that I'd have nightmares about a certain Treehouse of Horror episode aged... 10? I also had the same experience with scary stories aimed at children. Couldn't handle any of it.
POV: Listening to Top 50 Brazil and its spring vibes when it's getting colder day by day where I am
October 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
POV: Listening to Top 50 Brazil and its spring vibes when it's getting colder day by day where I am
Not sure why I did not have this on bingo card since everything's a sequel or a remake rn
First poster for ‘The Simpsons Movie 2’ 🍩
In theaters July 23, 2027
In theaters July 23, 2027
September 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Not sure why I did not have this on bingo card since everything's a sequel or a remake rn
obsessed with the way my wife breathes
September 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
obsessed with the way my wife breathes
My fic for those interested! 🥰 #swanqueen
'Henry, I shrunk your moms' and 'Henry, I Shrunk Your Moms' - brand new #SwanQueen fanfic and art by queenssaviour and TheConscienceThing!
Enjoy their works and comment here:
Enjoy their works and comment here:
an explosion of sq fic
Swan Queen Supernova X: The Stars Have Aligned is HERE! Click the link for our FAQ for more details...
sqsupernova.tumblr.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My fic for those interested! 🥰 #swanqueen
when u finally soft block someone whose negativity has been pissing u off for a lifetime
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
when u finally soft block someone whose negativity has been pissing u off for a lifetime
this song has the SICKEST BEAT EVER, i say, and the song is hog wild (crash bandicoot) by video game piano players
September 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
this song has the SICKEST BEAT EVER, i say, and the song is hog wild (crash bandicoot) by video game piano players
when crazy ex-girlfriend cast sang "paroxetine, paroxetine", i... felt that.
September 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
when crazy ex-girlfriend cast sang "paroxetine, paroxetine", i... felt that.
i have definitely reached this stage in my early 30s
September 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
i have definitely reached this stage in my early 30s
me, trying to get out of bed: i'm not god's strongest soldier
wife: you don't have to be. you can be a weak bitch. even weak bitches can get up.
😭😭😭😭????
wife: you don't have to be. you can be a weak bitch. even weak bitches can get up.
😭😭😭😭????
September 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
me, trying to get out of bed: i'm not god's strongest soldier
wife: you don't have to be. you can be a weak bitch. even weak bitches can get up.
😭😭😭😭????
wife: you don't have to be. you can be a weak bitch. even weak bitches can get up.
😭😭😭😭????
My protostar fic! Still so happy about having been able to work with such a wonderful artist when writing this fic 🥰
'Life Imitating the Screen' and 'Life Imitating the Screen [Art]' - brand new #SwanQueen fanfic and art by queenssaviour and VictoriousPeep!
Enjoy their works and comment here:
Enjoy their works and comment here:
an explosion of sq fic
Swan Queen Supernova X: The Stars Have Aligned is HERE! Click the link for our FAQ for more details...
sqsupernova.tumblr.com
September 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My protostar fic! Still so happy about having been able to work with such a wonderful artist when writing this fic 🥰
my wife won this boba earlier today and i'm v fond
September 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
my wife won this boba earlier today and i'm v fond
