Elyse
@elysebee.bsky.social
oh, for the love of god
💐 washington, dc
💐 washington, dc
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Sharing for visibility because @elysebee.bsky.social once again nails it.
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sharing for visibility because @elysebee.bsky.social once again nails it.
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Casar: "Look, when Donald Trump said first this didn't exist, and then we found it, and now he's saying he didn't sign it -- his signature looks just like his own signature -- it's like the bank robber who who's caught with a bag full of cash and says 'I'm not the one who robbed the bank.'"
September 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Casar: "Look, when Donald Trump said first this didn't exist, and then we found it, and now he's saying he didn't sign it -- his signature looks just like his own signature -- it's like the bank robber who who's caught with a bag full of cash and says 'I'm not the one who robbed the bank.'"
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be so serious lmfao
Tommy Paul's fiancé Paige did not expect to be on the arena screen eating #USOpen
August 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
be so serious lmfao
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This sounds very much not good:
For the first half of the year, NYC added under 1,000 jobs. Same period last year was 66,000.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/n...
For the first half of the year, NYC added under 1,000 jobs. Same period last year was 66,000.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/n...
August 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
This sounds very much not good:
For the first half of the year, NYC added under 1,000 jobs. Same period last year was 66,000.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/n...
For the first half of the year, NYC added under 1,000 jobs. Same period last year was 66,000.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/n...
furious at myself. i’m back on twitter and posting lmao.
August 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
furious at myself. i’m back on twitter and posting lmao.
i don't think you should be allowed to sell an engagement ring on facebook marketplace without telling me why
August 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
i don't think you should be allowed to sell an engagement ring on facebook marketplace without telling me why
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is
from my run yesterday morning!
from my run yesterday morning!
August 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is
from my run yesterday morning!
from my run yesterday morning!
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Multiple men have impersonated ICE agents to assault women & @demwomencaucus.bsky.social is demanding action.
“People cannot tell the difference between a real agent & a criminal & that makes everyone less safe – especially immigrant women who are the most vulnerable," @velazquez.house.gov told me.
“People cannot tell the difference between a real agent & a criminal & that makes everyone less safe – especially immigrant women who are the most vulnerable," @velazquez.house.gov told me.
Multiple Men Have Impersonated ICE Agents To Kidnap And Assault Women
In a letter shared with HuffPost, the Democratic Women’s Caucus urged DHS to mandate ICE agents to “visibly and clearly identify themselves" when making arrests.
www.huffpost.com
August 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Multiple men have impersonated ICE agents to assault women & @demwomencaucus.bsky.social is demanding action.
“People cannot tell the difference between a real agent & a criminal & that makes everyone less safe – especially immigrant women who are the most vulnerable," @velazquez.house.gov told me.
“People cannot tell the difference between a real agent & a criminal & that makes everyone less safe – especially immigrant women who are the most vulnerable," @velazquez.house.gov told me.
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If you’re in DC and seeing National Guard/Federal agent activity, reach out via Signal at marisakabas.04
August 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If you’re in DC and seeing National Guard/Federal agent activity, reach out via Signal at marisakabas.04
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Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
Bondi: "Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
August 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
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TRUMP: Violent crime in DC is spiraling out of control so I'm deploying the National Guard
REALITY:
REALITY:
August 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
TRUMP: Violent crime in DC is spiraling out of control so I'm deploying the National Guard
REALITY:
REALITY:
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Just think, without people getting all riled up about imaginary crime, we’d never have moments like this.
August 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Just think, without people getting all riled up about imaginary crime, we’d never have moments like this.
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Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
August 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
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Republicans, maga grifters and RFK directly contributed to the death of a cop with a young family
The Emory shooter was a regular visitor to right-wing social media accounts which persuaded him that the Covid-19 vaccine was to blame for all his personal medical problems. So he took his gun to shoot up the CDC, killing a policeman in the process.
Suspect and Officer Are Dead After Shooting Outside C.D.C. in Atlanta
www.nytimes.com
August 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Republicans, maga grifters and RFK directly contributed to the death of a cop with a young family
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1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s
An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.
popular.info
August 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.
Here's why.
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We have always made delightful little guys.
July 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We have always made delightful little guys.
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Not the President of all of the USA or all Americans.
At the same time Maryland’s request was denied, Trump approved disaster relief for Kentucky, Indiana, Michigan and West Virginia.” www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/3480756...
White House rejects disaster relief Wes Moore requested for Maryland floods
Moore said the state met the federal thresholds that typically trigger FEMA assistance.
www.washingtonexaminer.com
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not the President of all of the USA or all Americans.
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hell? yea, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
hell? yea, brother
okay if we have another 80s icon bite the dust, can we put trump in that category???? does that fit?????
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
okay if we have another 80s icon bite the dust, can we put trump in that category???? does that fit?????
FUMIN’
Tomorrow is my last day at The Washington Post. I'm taking a buyout. Was a thrill and I will write something else about all this at some point.
July 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
FUMIN’
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16 million people are losing their healthcare and hospitals are already closing because of it but it’s a win because one of the bottom tier fast food restaurants is going to start selling the same Mexican Cokes that you can already get at literally every store
July 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
16 million people are losing their healthcare and hospitals are already closing because of it but it’s a win because one of the bottom tier fast food restaurants is going to start selling the same Mexican Cokes that you can already get at literally every store
what is the worst street in washington, dc and why is it new york avenue
July 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
what is the worst street in washington, dc and why is it new york avenue