Evan
@ematthewcobb.bsky.social
NYC. Swimmer / climber. Had a couple Tumblrs you might have liked. Holy Priest since 1.0.9. 🏳️🌈🇩🇪🇫🇷🇮🇸🇪🇸🇸🇪🇨🇿
My ex, who has been very cute the 14 years I’ve known him, has lately pivoted toward beefy and flat out HOT and it’s extremely problematic (for me; good for him)
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My ex, who has been very cute the 14 years I’ve known him, has lately pivoted toward beefy and flat out HOT and it’s extremely problematic (for me; good for him)
Good morning, especially to the man next to me on the A train, vomiting into his backpack all the way from 125 to 59.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Good morning, especially to the man next to me on the A train, vomiting into his backpack all the way from 125 to 59.
Practice has felt horrible the last few weeks and today I was alone in my lane. But I did clock a 400 off the wall in under 5:20 so I guess I’m not completely falling apart.
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Practice has felt horrible the last few weeks and today I was alone in my lane. But I did clock a 400 off the wall in under 5:20 so I guess I’m not completely falling apart.
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we just went through a months-long cultural project where people lost their jobs for speaking ill of a dead man's politics
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
we just went through a months-long cultural project where people lost their jobs for speaking ill of a dead man's politics
careening from one horror to the next, it’s really unbearable
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
careening from one horror to the next, it’s really unbearable
so this is the kind of cooked we are, got it
NEWS
Disney is investing $1 billion in OpenAI and licensing over 200 of its characters for use in OpenAI’s video platform Sora.
bit.ly/44pgsRr
Disney is investing $1 billion in OpenAI and licensing over 200 of its characters for use in OpenAI’s video platform Sora.
bit.ly/44pgsRr
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
so this is the kind of cooked we are, got it
even if we are somehow able to reclaim and salvage the republic, there is no coming back from the loss of trust and confidence this administration has caused.
When the winner of the Nobel peace prize smuggled herself over the water and out of Venezuela to attend the ceremony in Oslo this week, her allies called the Pentagon to ask them not to arbitrarily murder her. www.wsj.com/world/americ...
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
even if we are somehow able to reclaim and salvage the republic, there is no coming back from the loss of trust and confidence this administration has caused.
This is, apparently, 46.
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is, apparently, 46.
Maya Hawke really carrying these four episodes on her shoulders
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Maya Hawke really carrying these four episodes on her shoulders
Two episodes into Stranger Things 5 and I’m just like… wow Dark really was so much better
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Two episodes into Stranger Things 5 and I’m just like… wow Dark really was so much better
just once can he be held accountable for something, just fucking once, that’d be nice
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
just once can he be held accountable for something, just fucking once, that’d be nice
I stopped caring about Stranger Things a looong time ago but with the last season almost here, I still have a protective shield up for:
STEVE, ROBIN, NANCY, JOYCE, MAX and ERIKA.
The rest of them can kinda rot tbh
STEVE, ROBIN, NANCY, JOYCE, MAX and ERIKA.
The rest of them can kinda rot tbh
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I stopped caring about Stranger Things a looong time ago but with the last season almost here, I still have a protective shield up for:
STEVE, ROBIN, NANCY, JOYCE, MAX and ERIKA.
The rest of them can kinda rot tbh
STEVE, ROBIN, NANCY, JOYCE, MAX and ERIKA.
The rest of them can kinda rot tbh
Ah yes another morning of news that makes me yearn for the abolition of language itself
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Ah yes another morning of news that makes me yearn for the abolition of language itself
remember when even a rumor of this sort of thing would permanently ruin any pol’s dream and now we’re in like year ten of everyone knowing the president was best pals with the most notorious pedo of the past century and the entire power center of the country is like *shrugmoji lol*
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
remember when even a rumor of this sort of thing would permanently ruin any pol’s dream and now we’re in like year ten of everyone knowing the president was best pals with the most notorious pedo of the past century and the entire power center of the country is like *shrugmoji lol*
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Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Opinion | Actually, don’t let them eat cake
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
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okay so it’s been a while since we got to be happy about an election
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
okay so it’s been a while since we got to be happy about an election
Let’s express this as 8 Wyomings
BREAKING: NY Board of Elections says more than 2 MILLION votes have been cast in the NYC election - the highest number since 1969.
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Let’s express this as 8 Wyomings
Come on Dershowitz, do it
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Come on Dershowitz, do it
Polls are closed let’s fucking goooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Polls are closed let’s fucking goooooooo
We’re wrapping up an entire Cuomo election cycle and I don’t think I saw that misdirected text about his brother and the sender’s f*ggot face even once. We used to be a society.
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We’re wrapping up an entire Cuomo election cycle and I don’t think I saw that misdirected text about his brother and the sender’s f*ggot face even once. We used to be a society.