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embrajeff.bsky.social
Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay
@embrajeff.bsky.social
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I read a bit, write a bit, watch the Hibs and spraff some amount of pish! Not one for taking myself seriously but absolutely one for taking what I do very seriously. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 5h
Utter abomination of a man…the expression in his sideways glance screams ‘have they gone yet?’
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 5h
Under-appreciated post
a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is clapping his hands together .
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 7h
They’ll probably cancel him again because Marxism, communism, socialism and other stuff they also don’t know the meaning of was the cry of the pathologically hard-of-thinking.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 7h
Laurence Sterne and Nathaniel Hawthorne enter the chat…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 8h
“Have they gone yet?”
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 10h
As much as this should happen, the fact is Congress can’t get Congress to appear in, erm, Congress!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 10h
Props to your city’s municipal powers-that-be for their post-carnage rapid rebuild. You’d never know the place was reduced to rubble only a fortnight ago…Well done! 👍
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 10h
Is this some kind of twisted wind-up? Or just what happens in a nation whose first language is ‘Moneytalk’.
Horrible!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 10h
You mean that incorruptible bastion of integrity and fair play*, Signor Gianni Infantino? Robin would easily have ripped him a new one!

*FIFA has the brassiest of brass-necks with their unironic annual ‘Fair Play Award’
FIFA Fair Play Award - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 10h
You’re probably right, we were all just winging it.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 11h
Obviously I can only speak for where I live but it would seem to be behaviour without borders. If only these parents/adults could behave themselves the kids would enjoy their sports so much more.
By all means go along to support your kid/team but leave your vicarious aspirations at home.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 22h
All the pearl-clutching, self-righteous indignation in the world isn’t making an iota of difference in the real world…this shitshow has been coming for 10 years and frankly America stood by aghast but inert, enabling the Fascisti with a headshake here and a tut-tut there…
Own it & sort it.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 23h
a man in a floral shirt is standing in front of a wall and saying no , surely not ! no .
ALT: a man in a floral shirt is standing in front of a wall and saying no , surely not ! no .
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 23h
a man in a floral shirt is standing in front of a wall and saying no , surely not ! no .
ALT: a man in a floral shirt is standing in front of a wall and saying no , surely not ! no .
media.tenor.com
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 23h
Won’t happen. Having coached under-age (proper) football back in early/mid 90s I had to walk away…the invective spewed from the sidelines was hardcore - we had a mum whose son was (correctly) sent-off walk onto the pitch & headbutt the ref…match abandoned, assault charge for mum!
Fuck that.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 23h
Now isn’t the time for a superstitious wee man in a frock performatively pontificating from a poorly written, over-translated anthology of fairy-tales, fables & fantasy fiction, leaving the adults to do the joined-up thinking…
Said wee man should be sorting out his company’s paedophile problem 1st.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1d
The only cunts that need ‘lifted’* are ÜberscheißenarschRottenführer Drumpf and the cast of his Fascist Freak-Show…then drop them in a single-occupancy oubliette until they do the decent thing and expire.
Urban Dictionary: lift
Lifted: Irish slang for getting arrested
www.urbandictionary.com
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1d
The trolling of the Trump! Exquisite effort.
PRESIDENT TRUMP | Swastika Golf Ball Prank UNSEEN FOOTAGE | Simon Brodkin at Turnberry Golf Club
YouTube video by Simon Brodkin
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1d
Hopefully Simon Brodkin gatecrashes another orgy of FIFA onanism…maybe even throw in an upstaging of Trump as well…
Moment Sepp Blatter was showered with fake dollar bills - BBC News
YouTube video by BBC News
youtu.be
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1d
That’s top notch trivia…nice 👍
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1d
@actualnames.bsky.social

Honoré de Balzac was/is a highly regarded French novelist and playwright.
It has yet to be established definitively whether or not he was a testicular worshipper!
Honoré de Balzac - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honoré_de_Balzac
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1d
As I said elsewhere:

When it comes to accepting responsibility/culpability he’s a ‘Sing-a-Long-a-Shaggy Wank Dance’…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1d
When it comes to accepting responsibility/culpability he’s a ‘Sing-a-Long-a-Shaggy Wank Dance’…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1d
Tonight’s the acid test but so far, I’ve heard very few tonight & only one last night.
Early doors but looks like the experimental ban is making a difference. I’m West Central Edinburgh & locally I’ve not even seen any for sale in the usual outlets. Obviously this is anecdotal but fingers crossed!
Edinburgh firework ban zones come into force ahead of Bonfire night - BBC News
The zones are a response to years of violence and disruption caused by gangs using fireworks.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1d
‘Radical Left’? Really?
There is no ‘left’ in USA, far less ‘radical’:
There’s a Far Right (Trump’s/Miller’s MAGA/NAZI mashup)
A right (GOP)
A wee bit less right than right (Democrat)

In a culture that uses the words ‘Marxist, communist, socialist’ pejoratively (& erroneously), what chance you got?