Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay
@embrajeff.bsky.social
🏴 I read a bit, write a bit, watch the Hibs and spraff some amount of pish! Not one for taking myself seriously but absolutely one for taking what I do very seriously. 🏴
Edinburgh Derby was a fortnight ago. I’m assuming you’ve assumed I’m a Dundee man…
January 7, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Edinburgh Derby was a fortnight ago. I’m assuming you’ve assumed I’m a Dundee man…
Eh? What’s happening on Sunday that I’m wishing for?
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Eh? What’s happening on Sunday that I’m wishing for?
I like AOC, I like Jasmine and Gav as I do Harris and Walz and a fair few others…
But more than anything in this context, I like politicians who walk-the-walk as enthusiastically as they talk-the-talk!
Otherwise the noises they make is just vapid, flatulent mouthpiecery!
But more than anything in this context, I like politicians who walk-the-walk as enthusiastically as they talk-the-talk!
Otherwise the noises they make is just vapid, flatulent mouthpiecery!
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I like AOC, I like Jasmine and Gav as I do Harris and Walz and a fair few others…
But more than anything in this context, I like politicians who walk-the-walk as enthusiastically as they talk-the-talk!
Otherwise the noises they make is just vapid, flatulent mouthpiecery!
But more than anything in this context, I like politicians who walk-the-walk as enthusiastically as they talk-the-talk!
Otherwise the noises they make is just vapid, flatulent mouthpiecery!
Probably just before Frederick Douglas learned to read and write…
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Probably just before Frederick Douglas learned to read and write…
MAGA is to NAZI as Larry Parks was to Al Jolson.
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
MAGA is to NAZI as Larry Parks was to Al Jolson.
Stupid is as stupid does…
A nation that is the living embodiment writ-large of the oft misattributed adage:
“Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”
But hey; guns, jesus and owning the libs. Yay!
A nation that is the living embodiment writ-large of the oft misattributed adage:
“Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”
But hey; guns, jesus and owning the libs. Yay!
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Stupid is as stupid does…
A nation that is the living embodiment writ-large of the oft misattributed adage:
“Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”
But hey; guns, jesus and owning the libs. Yay!
A nation that is the living embodiment writ-large of the oft misattributed adage:
“Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”
But hey; guns, jesus and owning the libs. Yay!
Want one. In those very colours!
💚🤍🖤🤍💚
💚🤍🖤🤍💚
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Want one. In those very colours!
💚🤍🖤🤍💚
💚🤍🖤🤍💚
Nipped intake Greggs fur a peh, come oot efter 5 minutes an some bastirts choried aw the circles?
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Nipped intake Greggs fur a peh, come oot efter 5 minutes an some bastirts choried aw the circles?
Always has been, it’s only now this utterly unconscionable scumbag-in-chief’s myriad debauched despicabilities that’s created the perfect environment for all the shite to rise to the top of the stagnant pool.
A failed nation built on bullying, braggadocio & bullshit now exposed for all to see!
A failed nation built on bullying, braggadocio & bullshit now exposed for all to see!
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Always has been, it’s only now this utterly unconscionable scumbag-in-chief’s myriad debauched despicabilities that’s created the perfect environment for all the shite to rise to the top of the stagnant pool.
A failed nation built on bullying, braggadocio & bullshit now exposed for all to see!
A failed nation built on bullying, braggadocio & bullshit now exposed for all to see!
There is no ‘left’ in US political discourse.
There’s far right (MAGA)
There’s right (GOP)
And there’s a wee bit less right than right (DEM)
Americans wouldn’t know a ‘left’ if it came along and smacked them in the face with universal health care, proper gun laws and fit-for-purpose education!
There’s far right (MAGA)
There’s right (GOP)
And there’s a wee bit less right than right (DEM)
Americans wouldn’t know a ‘left’ if it came along and smacked them in the face with universal health care, proper gun laws and fit-for-purpose education!
January 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
There is no ‘left’ in US political discourse.
There’s far right (MAGA)
There’s right (GOP)
And there’s a wee bit less right than right (DEM)
Americans wouldn’t know a ‘left’ if it came along and smacked them in the face with universal health care, proper gun laws and fit-for-purpose education!
There’s far right (MAGA)
There’s right (GOP)
And there’s a wee bit less right than right (DEM)
Americans wouldn’t know a ‘left’ if it came along and smacked them in the face with universal health care, proper gun laws and fit-for-purpose education!
Two wrongs…whataboutery!
January 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Two wrongs…whataboutery!
And not one of them Steven Pressley.
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
And not one of them Steven Pressley.
Should be slung in the jail for neglect/abuse/infanticide!
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Should be slung in the jail for neglect/abuse/infanticide!
‘World’s currency’?
Exceptionalist nonsense like this is exactly what has brought this entire shitshow out front and centre for all to see and exposed the real state of a weak and craven nation.
Exceptionalist nonsense like this is exactly what has brought this entire shitshow out front and centre for all to see and exposed the real state of a weak and craven nation.
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 AM
‘World’s currency’?
Exceptionalist nonsense like this is exactly what has brought this entire shitshow out front and centre for all to see and exposed the real state of a weak and craven nation.
Exceptionalist nonsense like this is exactly what has brought this entire shitshow out front and centre for all to see and exposed the real state of a weak and craven nation.
The good ship ‘Will Become’ has long since sailed!
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 AM
The good ship ‘Will Become’ has long since sailed!
Blah blah blah.
All talk. No walk
Blah blah blah!
All talk. No walk
Blah blah blah!
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Blah blah blah.
All talk. No walk
Blah blah blah!
All talk. No walk
Blah blah blah!
Booker Prize Winner 1994
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Booker Prize Winner 1994
What if what you want isn’t available? (Bearing in mind that not engaging with the process is often derided.)
January 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
What if what you want isn’t available? (Bearing in mind that not engaging with the process is often derided.)
Is that the BBC that promoted, pandered to, and protected, paedophiles for decades?
Old habits…
Old habits…
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Is that the BBC that promoted, pandered to, and protected, paedophiles for decades?
Old habits…
Old habits…
She’d be a shite poker player…
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
She’d be a shite poker player…
You’d think the demented old paedophile would have a wee bit more to deal with…mind you, those Epstein Files ain’t going to bury themselves I suppose!
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
You’d think the demented old paedophile would have a wee bit more to deal with…mind you, those Epstein Files ain’t going to bury themselves I suppose!
With no relegation/promotion, no national association cup (outwith MLS), no entry into a continental club competition, MLS is essentially uncompetitive. Add to that things like one kit template for the entire competitors & the use of the ‘S’ word, step-dad’s pretty much on the (laundered) money!
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
With no relegation/promotion, no national association cup (outwith MLS), no entry into a continental club competition, MLS is essentially uncompetitive. Add to that things like one kit template for the entire competitors & the use of the ‘S’ word, step-dad’s pretty much on the (laundered) money!
Just like that La Liga and Bundesliga, nonsense, that’s not real football either…
January 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Just like that La Liga and Bundesliga, nonsense, that’s not real football either…
A quick search says he’s doing some inspection of Chelsea Pensioners in 2017 at the flower show. Apparently this is the dress uniform of the ‘London Scottish Regiment.
Try as I may, I can’t make that appear any more absurd.
Try as I may, I can’t make that appear any more absurd.
8 photos of royals wearing kilts in long-standing Scottish tradition
As the royals begin Holyrood Week or Royal Week in Scotland, HELLO! takes a look back at the royals wearing kilts, including King Charles, Prince Philip and Peter Phillips
www.hellomagazine.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
A quick search says he’s doing some inspection of Chelsea Pensioners in 2017 at the flower show. Apparently this is the dress uniform of the ‘London Scottish Regiment.
Try as I may, I can’t make that appear any more absurd.
Try as I may, I can’t make that appear any more absurd.