Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay
@embrajeff.bsky.social
🏴 I read a bit, write a bit, watch the Hibs and spraff some amount of pish! Not one for taking myself seriously but absolutely one for taking what I do very seriously. 🏴
It’s not just one kidnapping though is it…it’s a rogue 3rd world shithole country led by a completely psychopathic demented fascist dictator…a rancid rabid racist rapist voted into power by blowhards and bigots; a national embarrassment & global laughing stock endorsed by the hard-of-thinking!
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
It’s not just one kidnapping though is it…it’s a rogue 3rd world shithole country led by a completely psychopathic demented fascist dictator…a rancid rabid racist rapist voted into power by blowhards and bigots; a national embarrassment & global laughing stock endorsed by the hard-of-thinking!
From a population that thinks egg-chucking nonsense is football…what would you expect?
January 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
From a population that thinks egg-chucking nonsense is football…what would you expect?
Too young to have seen him (by quite a bit) but from footage and many other media it’s clear he was outrageously talented.
If time-travel was a thing I’d be first in the queue to watch an Edinburgh Derby with their Trio and our Five* writing poetry with a football.
(*yes, I’m a Hibs man)
If time-travel was a thing I’d be first in the queue to watch an Edinburgh Derby with their Trio and our Five* writing poetry with a football.
(*yes, I’m a Hibs man)
January 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Too young to have seen him (by quite a bit) but from footage and many other media it’s clear he was outrageously talented.
If time-travel was a thing I’d be first in the queue to watch an Edinburgh Derby with their Trio and our Five* writing poetry with a football.
(*yes, I’m a Hibs man)
If time-travel was a thing I’d be first in the queue to watch an Edinburgh Derby with their Trio and our Five* writing poetry with a football.
(*yes, I’m a Hibs man)
Could he not get on to the spooky nothingness in the sky to sort it…or just get the phantasmagorial apparition to preclude all pain & suffering, Y’know like an omnipotent omnibenevolent, omniscient ‘god’ would if it were in any way real?
Fuckin dangerous superstitious shite for the hard-of-thinking!
Fuckin dangerous superstitious shite for the hard-of-thinking!
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Could he not get on to the spooky nothingness in the sky to sort it…or just get the phantasmagorial apparition to preclude all pain & suffering, Y’know like an omnipotent omnibenevolent, omniscient ‘god’ would if it were in any way real?
Fuckin dangerous superstitious shite for the hard-of-thinking!
Fuckin dangerous superstitious shite for the hard-of-thinking!
Not in the same league but the similar aesthetic layering caught my eye.
January 4, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Not in the same league but the similar aesthetic layering caught my eye.
Grand larceny in plain sight!
January 4, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Grand larceny in plain sight!
Aye, it’s an unelected gaggle of weirdos, simpletons and psychopaths!
Like the Electoral College it’s just another absurd anomaly within the US electoral system…
See also: The elitist nonsense that is ‘Impeachment’.
Like the Electoral College it’s just another absurd anomaly within the US electoral system…
See also: The elitist nonsense that is ‘Impeachment’.
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Aye, it’s an unelected gaggle of weirdos, simpletons and psychopaths!
Like the Electoral College it’s just another absurd anomaly within the US electoral system…
See also: The elitist nonsense that is ‘Impeachment’.
Like the Electoral College it’s just another absurd anomaly within the US electoral system…
See also: The elitist nonsense that is ‘Impeachment’.
Tbf, the word/character limits can be a proper pain, particularly for those who talk some amount of pish…like me!
You’re grand, it happens 👍
You’re grand, it happens 👍
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Tbf, the word/character limits can be a proper pain, particularly for those who talk some amount of pish…like me!
You’re grand, it happens 👍
You’re grand, it happens 👍
One day soon…
a group of men in tuxedos are carrying a coffin and dancing .
ALT: a group of men in tuxedos are carrying a coffin and dancing .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
One day soon…
Oh right, and there was me looking forward to the next instalment of Baldur’s Gatekeeper!
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Oh right, and there was me looking forward to the next instalment of Baldur’s Gatekeeper!
Roland Barthes is that person’s friend…
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Roland Barthes is that person’s friend…
Norway’s not a retrograde shithole country…that’s it!
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Norway’s not a retrograde shithole country…that’s it!
Well tbf, today’s events demonstrate that it would appear there are other ways to remove tyrannical dictators of shithole countries…
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Well tbf, today’s events demonstrate that it would appear there are other ways to remove tyrannical dictators of shithole countries…
Americans need to do something other than grunting ‘grrrrr’ while raising a fist in insipid indignation!
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Americans need to do something other than grunting ‘grrrrr’ while raising a fist in insipid indignation!
Purely as it happens to be my earworm of the day:
‘The first cut won’t hurt at all
The second only makes you wonder…’
‘The first cut won’t hurt at all
The second only makes you wonder…’
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Purely as it happens to be my earworm of the day:
‘The first cut won’t hurt at all
The second only makes you wonder…’
‘The first cut won’t hurt at all
The second only makes you wonder…’
Nothing about an Epstein or a Maxwell either…
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Nothing about an Epstein or a Maxwell either…
Not identical but a fair few similarities:
Thatcher, Margaret. The Falklands (1982). Argentina defeated, Gaultieri exiled.
Flailing badly, her stock almost untenable immediately prior to the conflict, she was resoundingly re-elected as the most popular PM ever in the 1983 UK General Election.
Thatcher, Margaret. The Falklands (1982). Argentina defeated, Gaultieri exiled.
Flailing badly, her stock almost untenable immediately prior to the conflict, she was resoundingly re-elected as the most popular PM ever in the 1983 UK General Election.
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Not identical but a fair few similarities:
Thatcher, Margaret. The Falklands (1982). Argentina defeated, Gaultieri exiled.
Flailing badly, her stock almost untenable immediately prior to the conflict, she was resoundingly re-elected as the most popular PM ever in the 1983 UK General Election.
Thatcher, Margaret. The Falklands (1982). Argentina defeated, Gaultieri exiled.
Flailing badly, her stock almost untenable immediately prior to the conflict, she was resoundingly re-elected as the most popular PM ever in the 1983 UK General Election.
The Forever Fortnight
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The Forever Fortnight
Not sure Venezuela has a
President
Of
The
United
States
But these days, who knows?
President
Of
The
United
States
But these days, who knows?
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Not sure Venezuela has a
President
Of
The
United
States
But these days, who knows?
President
Of
The
United
States
But these days, who knows?
And shat it from The Taliban in Afghanistan…
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
And shat it from The Taliban in Afghanistan…
Only a matter of time until the paedophile, poundshop Hitler attempts to invade Poland!
And still not one meaningful solitary action taken to rein him - the weakest national ‘leader’ of all-time - in!
News just in…talking the talk isn’t working as he dances rings round every single American!
And still not one meaningful solitary action taken to rein him - the weakest national ‘leader’ of all-time - in!
News just in…talking the talk isn’t working as he dances rings round every single American!
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Only a matter of time until the paedophile, poundshop Hitler attempts to invade Poland!
And still not one meaningful solitary action taken to rein him - the weakest national ‘leader’ of all-time - in!
News just in…talking the talk isn’t working as he dances rings round every single American!
And still not one meaningful solitary action taken to rein him - the weakest national ‘leader’ of all-time - in!
News just in…talking the talk isn’t working as he dances rings round every single American!
So now bookies (glorified & regular) are running books on the myriad whims of a madman?
I’ll have a £100 acca on him tanking the economy, wishing a child-trafficking piece of paedo trash ‘well’ & accepting a big, fat, gold-painted prize from his fellow corrupt bastards at #FIFA…
…
…what?
Oh bollox!
I’ll have a £100 acca on him tanking the economy, wishing a child-trafficking piece of paedo trash ‘well’ & accepting a big, fat, gold-painted prize from his fellow corrupt bastards at #FIFA…
…
…what?
Oh bollox!
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
So now bookies (glorified & regular) are running books on the myriad whims of a madman?
I’ll have a £100 acca on him tanking the economy, wishing a child-trafficking piece of paedo trash ‘well’ & accepting a big, fat, gold-painted prize from his fellow corrupt bastards at #FIFA…
…
…what?
Oh bollox!
I’ll have a £100 acca on him tanking the economy, wishing a child-trafficking piece of paedo trash ‘well’ & accepting a big, fat, gold-painted prize from his fellow corrupt bastards at #FIFA…
…
…what?
Oh bollox!