Michael T.
@emceetee.bsky.social
Oeste de PR based 30-something dog dad
Having straight male friends is the worst….No, I’m not going to come over and give your constipated cat an enema.
January 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Having straight male friends is the worst….No, I’m not going to come over and give your constipated cat an enema.
Where do we direct all of our anger?
I hate feeling so helpless.
I hate feeling so helpless.
January 25, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Where do we direct all of our anger?
I hate feeling so helpless.
I hate feeling so helpless.
I’m losing hope in the Dems. They haven’t even entered this phase of the resistance yet…
a group of people are dancing in a room .
ALT: a group of people are dancing in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I’m losing hope in the Dems. They haven’t even entered this phase of the resistance yet…
Am I a terrible person for not wanting to get dinner with my friends that have two toddlers?
It’s always 45 minutes of pure chaos and we never get to talk about ME!
It’s always 45 minutes of pure chaos and we never get to talk about ME!
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Am I a terrible person for not wanting to get dinner with my friends that have two toddlers?
It’s always 45 minutes of pure chaos and we never get to talk about ME!
It’s always 45 minutes of pure chaos and we never get to talk about ME!
Does anyone have access to the schedule at PTMC? I need to know when Nurse Mateo’s shift starts.
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Does anyone have access to the schedule at PTMC? I need to know when Nurse Mateo’s shift starts.
Seriously though, how are influencers still making money in 2026?
I consistently get about a dozen ‘collaboration’ emails a week.
It’s usually some Becky wanting a free hotel room for spring break in exchange to get tagged in some photos.
I consistently get about a dozen ‘collaboration’ emails a week.
It’s usually some Becky wanting a free hotel room for spring break in exchange to get tagged in some photos.
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Seriously though, how are influencers still making money in 2026?
I consistently get about a dozen ‘collaboration’ emails a week.
It’s usually some Becky wanting a free hotel room for spring break in exchange to get tagged in some photos.
I consistently get about a dozen ‘collaboration’ emails a week.
It’s usually some Becky wanting a free hotel room for spring break in exchange to get tagged in some photos.
Thinking about trimming up my bush a bit this afternoon..
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Thinking about trimming up my bush a bit this afternoon..
Is anyone else part of the niche group of millennials that made out and slow danced to “Concrete Angel” by Martina McBride at middle school dances?
Or just me?
Or just me?
January 21, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Is anyone else part of the niche group of millennials that made out and slow danced to “Concrete Angel” by Martina McBride at middle school dances?
Or just me?
Or just me?
But seriously, everyone needs to leave Victoria Beckham alone. I, too, have done the ‘volk’ dance at a wedding.
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
But seriously, everyone needs to leave Victoria Beckham alone. I, too, have done the ‘volk’ dance at a wedding.
Victoria Beckham dancing at her son’s wedding.
January 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Victoria Beckham dancing at her son’s wedding.
I have this chronic issue where the name ‘Joel’ is very difficult for me to pronounce.
I think my HVAC guy is going to kill me if I call him ‘Jewel’ one more time.
I think my HVAC guy is going to kill me if I call him ‘Jewel’ one more time.
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I have this chronic issue where the name ‘Joel’ is very difficult for me to pronounce.
I think my HVAC guy is going to kill me if I call him ‘Jewel’ one more time.
I think my HVAC guy is going to kill me if I call him ‘Jewel’ one more time.
She’s running away from our photoshoot!
There goes our contract with Purina..
There goes our contract with Purina..
January 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
She’s running away from our photoshoot!
There goes our contract with Purina..
There goes our contract with Purina..
I am 100% pro-pubez but this bush situation I got is getting outta hand.
Pray for my shower drain 🙏
Pray for my shower drain 🙏
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I am 100% pro-pubez but this bush situation I got is getting outta hand.
Pray for my shower drain 🙏
Pray for my shower drain 🙏
I hope potpourri makes a resurgence this year.
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I hope potpourri makes a resurgence this year.
Should I be embarrassed my Venmo profile pic is from 2016?
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Should I be embarrassed my Venmo profile pic is from 2016?
It’s 11:30pm and I hear a chainsaw outside…
Is this how I go?
Is this how I go?
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
It’s 11:30pm and I hear a chainsaw outside…
Is this how I go?
Is this how I go?
I have located my missing Myke Towers tee :) Apologies to all the coworkers I accused of stealing it.
The shirt belonged to my grandma…
The shirt belonged to my grandma…
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I have located my missing Myke Towers tee :) Apologies to all the coworkers I accused of stealing it.
The shirt belonged to my grandma…
The shirt belonged to my grandma…
I promised Frida I’d give her more publicity this year.
January 13, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I promised Frida I’d give her more publicity this year.
Leave Katy Perry’s discography alone!
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Leave Katy Perry’s discography alone!
I feel bad having Sunday Funday while my dog is home in his cage.
My dog:
My dog:
January 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I feel bad having Sunday Funday while my dog is home in his cage.
My dog:
My dog:
Trying to explain to my friends what a trapper keeper is.
Can someone back me up here?
Can someone back me up here?
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Trying to explain to my friends what a trapper keeper is.
Can someone back me up here?
Can someone back me up here?
Found this photo of my great grandma….i miss her :(
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Found this photo of my great grandma….i miss her :(
Me after a visit to Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center.
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Me after a visit to Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center.
Sometimes I just lay in my bed and wonder what the rent prices are like in Roku City…
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes I just lay in my bed and wonder what the rent prices are like in Roku City…
Had to physically move and install multiple pieces of commercial kitchen equipment at work today.
I tried to pull my gay card and over 35 card but they couldn’t save me in this economy.
I tried to pull my gay card and over 35 card but they couldn’t save me in this economy.
January 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Had to physically move and install multiple pieces of commercial kitchen equipment at work today.
I tried to pull my gay card and over 35 card but they couldn’t save me in this economy.
I tried to pull my gay card and over 35 card but they couldn’t save me in this economy.