Michael T.
@emceetee.bsky.social
Oeste de PR based 30-something dog dad
How it feels every time I get left out of one of your damn squircle things
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
How it feels every time I get left out of one of your damn squircle things
When you give your plants fresh soil and a bigger pot and they immediately start to die.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When you give your plants fresh soil and a bigger pot and they immediately start to die.
Debra Messing stuns in new red carpet photo.
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Debra Messing stuns in new red carpet photo.
My boy jammin’ out to ELO.
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My boy jammin’ out to ELO.
At the vet with Buck, my most perfect boy. He gives the rectal thermometer 2/10.
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
At the vet with Buck, my most perfect boy. He gives the rectal thermometer 2/10.
These damn neighborhood kids keep leaving their K in the street
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
These damn neighborhood kids keep leaving their K in the street
I’ll miss the way his fingers felt in my mouth.
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’ll miss the way his fingers felt in my mouth.
Where’s that cute Irwin boy? I need help.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Where’s that cute Irwin boy? I need help.
This morning sun got me feeling TRADE.
*immediately plays immaterial by sophie
*immediately plays immaterial by sophie
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This morning sun got me feeling TRADE.
*immediately plays immaterial by sophie
*immediately plays immaterial by sophie
Hiding from the trick or treaters because I forgot to buy candy.
Stop taxing the middle class, go to the wealthy neighborhood down the road ya dumb brats!
Stop taxing the middle class, go to the wealthy neighborhood down the road ya dumb brats!
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hiding from the trick or treaters because I forgot to buy candy.
Stop taxing the middle class, go to the wealthy neighborhood down the road ya dumb brats!
Stop taxing the middle class, go to the wealthy neighborhood down the road ya dumb brats!
The only ballroom I care about.
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The only ballroom I care about.
Now who is she trying to look cute for?
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Now who is she trying to look cute for?
Will literally give a semi decent handjob to anyone willing to help vacuum my car.
October 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Will literally give a semi decent handjob to anyone willing to help vacuum my car.
Anyone else get this ad everyday and think…”where did she get her dress made?”
October 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Anyone else get this ad everyday and think…”where did she get her dress made?”
People always abandon the cutest puppies at my job. Somebody adopt this lil guy!
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
People always abandon the cutest puppies at my job. Somebody adopt this lil guy!
Is it true love when you’ve entered the ‘don’t drink my coke zero’ phase of a relationship?
October 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Is it true love when you’ve entered the ‘don’t drink my coke zero’ phase of a relationship?
Instead of jocktober and locktober…can we give some attention to socktober and these poor unmatched babies :(
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Instead of jocktober and locktober…can we give some attention to socktober and these poor unmatched babies :(
What if we expect Hollywood to rally behind Kimmel and they just give us this again?
September 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What if we expect Hollywood to rally behind Kimmel and they just give us this again?
wfh featuring my astraphobic, geriatric jack russell and her emotional support bird.
September 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
wfh featuring my astraphobic, geriatric jack russell and her emotional support bird.
These Coke bottles have turned me into the most toxic boyfriend….”so who’s William??”
September 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
These Coke bottles have turned me into the most toxic boyfriend….”so who’s William??”
Guess I’m not getting into my office today 😩😩😩
August 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Guess I’m not getting into my office today 😩😩😩
The hot maintenance man came over to fix the toilet but he was wearing these. I specifically requested timbs in my fantasy.
August 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The hot maintenance man came over to fix the toilet but he was wearing these. I specifically requested timbs in my fantasy.