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emily!
@emilydohrk.bsky.social
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recovering weird horse girl, dashcon survivor, gluten free, and burned-out lab scientist.
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · Jan 18
Okay with everyone coming to Bluesky I need to say something:

We call them skeets and if you know me in real life, no you don't! 🥴
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 16h
It is against most municipal ordinances to not have your cat or dog vaccinated for rabies, too (or at least against the municipal ordinances where I've lived)
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 16h
This is also why we TRAIN OUR DOGS so you don't stand there trying to recall him for 5 minutes like an ass while I'm playing defense and trying to keep my dog safe

I love kitty cats exploring in harnesses tho it's always so cute
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 17h
I am so glad that we all stayed on the parkway but yeah I always keep a tight hold on my goober because sometimes he is a fool
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 18h
I work in science I love kimwipes
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 18h
I did the thing and I know there's only so much they can do but I want them aware
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I need y'all to help me not lose my shit today. Our nemesis tie-out dog got loose (not from the tie out) and came at me and Zissou yesterday night and when I went to the leasing office to complain, they were out of office (due to illness)

I need to write this complaint email and not go ballistic
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 22h
Again, Zissou is fine, I'm just about 5 minutes from going John Wick and I told the nice older gentleman who has worked at the complex for years as much when he told me they were out of office today.
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 22h
I need y'all to help me not lose my shit today. Our nemesis tie-out dog got loose (not from the tie out) and came at me and Zissou yesterday night and when I went to the leasing office to complain, they were out of office (due to illness)

I need to write this complaint email and not go ballistic
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 3d
When JD Vance tries to divorce his wife because he wants to get with Charlie Kirk’s Widow.
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 1d
Actually on that note though I did make mashed potatoes for part of dinner
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 1d
Oh I have terrible luck with potatoes
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 1d
Disappointment: bought some steaks from Aldi and they smell not right upon opening them and I have to figure out what ELSE sounds okay to my stomach for dinner now
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 1d
Idk what I did but y'all I'm back on 2-3 times daily carafate and I hate this for me
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 2d
But also just use the side tabs to open the lid, it's really not that bad
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 2d
"our" Idk when it counts to be officially a Wisconsin resident but I've had Wisconsin plates since 2019 and a Wisconsin license since 2022 so I guess they're not really my politicians anymore
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 2d
The boxes need the security!! The roads in the Chicago area are full of potholes our corrupt politicians won't fill!!
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 2d
I'm from the Chicago suburbs 😔
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 2d
This. This is a normal pizza box 🥺
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 2d
Also the template literally says Captain Z, and his AKC name is Captain Steve Zissou??? It feels serendipitous.
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 2d
Zissou and I had our first therapy dog visit today, and one of the things the therapy animal teams do is have trading cards of their therapy animals.

I found a superhero trading card template online that I think would be so fun to use? Abilities: wiggling, super sniffing, snuggling
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 4d
I get it, had this problem with my brother for years and eventually he outgrew the allergy but I still want to smack a peanut butter sandwich out of his hands when I see him eating one.
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 4d
You can add peanut butter to rice, cheese to a lot, and the frozen edamame beans (just the beans, not beans in pods) help bulk up foods!
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 4d
It's an attempted murder, stopped only by distance!
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 4d
Zissou's singular raised eyebrow is a paid actor and a wonderful tribute to Leonard Nimoy. He thinks the whole thing is highly illogical but he's willing to play along.

Happy Halloween 🖖🏻
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emily! @emilydohrk.bsky.social · 4d
I only get like that about once every 4 years, when they've announced the nominee and I'm desperate for precedented times (or the continuation thereof)
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 5d
He was the coagulated lotion goober of people.
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