Emma Thorne
@emmathorne.bsky.social
She/her, or if you're a cowboy, sheehawww. Professional silly lil' guy, likeable bisexual. All your friends are secretly spiders.
Proud member of the LG TV community
Proud member of the LG TV community
Folks quick help, what are some facts about me you would expect to see on a bio somewhere
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Folks quick help, what are some facts about me you would expect to see on a bio somewhere
I've been recalled for a great song and a scene for Witches, I have no complaints- both are really fun and I'm glad to have the opportunity to play with them at auditions...
But damn I 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 my 30 year old ass would get recalled for the character called "Little Girl" I just knew it
But damn I 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 my 30 year old ass would get recalled for the character called "Little Girl" I just knew it
a person is holding an orange flower on top of a duck
Alt: a person is placing an orange flower on top of a duckling
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January 24, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I've been recalled for a great song and a scene for Witches, I have no complaints- both are really fun and I'm glad to have the opportunity to play with them at auditions...
But damn I 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 my 30 year old ass would get recalled for the character called "Little Girl" I just knew it
But damn I 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 my 30 year old ass would get recalled for the character called "Little Girl" I just knew it
What a morning on public transport.
Guy on the train asked if I had seen some large headphones anywhere. I didn't get to reply before he realized they were on his head
On the tube a dust bunny floated towards this guy; he jumped so hard when he noticed it that he spilled espresso all over himself
Guy on the train asked if I had seen some large headphones anywhere. I didn't get to reply before he realized they were on his head
On the tube a dust bunny floated towards this guy; he jumped so hard when he noticed it that he spilled espresso all over himself
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 AM
What a morning on public transport.
Guy on the train asked if I had seen some large headphones anywhere. I didn't get to reply before he realized they were on his head
On the tube a dust bunny floated towards this guy; he jumped so hard when he noticed it that he spilled espresso all over himself
Guy on the train asked if I had seen some large headphones anywhere. I didn't get to reply before he realized they were on his head
On the tube a dust bunny floated towards this guy; he jumped so hard when he noticed it that he spilled espresso all over himself
Think the only thing keeping me young is the train station coffee guy who always calls me "the young lady"
If he ever stops I'll probably gain ten years of wrinkles overnight
If he ever stops I'll probably gain ten years of wrinkles overnight
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Think the only thing keeping me young is the train station coffee guy who always calls me "the young lady"
If he ever stops I'll probably gain ten years of wrinkles overnight
If he ever stops I'll probably gain ten years of wrinkles overnight
It's audition day for Witches of Eastwick
Send me your broken legs or something
Send me your broken legs or something
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
It's audition day for Witches of Eastwick
Send me your broken legs or something
Send me your broken legs or something
I'm so very happy youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0
The Harry Hill Show - Stewart Lee
YouTube video by HARRY HILL
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I'm so very happy youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0
My stinky lil gaming channel has finally crept up over 17k hohoho
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 PM
My stinky lil gaming channel has finally crept up over 17k hohoho
A year after his passing I feel compelled again to impose more /unapologetic weirdness/ onto the world, to make up for what we lost
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
A year after his passing I feel compelled again to impose more /unapologetic weirdness/ onto the world, to make up for what we lost
Mostly cheese, I suspect
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Mostly cheese, I suspect
Bus driver let me cross the road with a /friendly smile/ this morning. Then I let a chap ahead of me in the coffee queue because he was getting his friend and him something and he seemed so chuffed, he said thank you twice. Sunshiney Friday has London feeling all friendly this morning!
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Bus driver let me cross the road with a /friendly smile/ this morning. Then I let a chap ahead of me in the coffee queue because he was getting his friend and him something and he seemed so chuffed, he said thank you twice. Sunshiney Friday has London feeling all friendly this morning!
Obviously this is a stupid aside to the many ethical issues with AI chat bots but can I just ask
WHY do they speak in the most irritatingly loquacious way, always?
"This is for grabbing information quickly but we're giving it the personality of everyone's least favourite coworker stalling for time"
WHY do they speak in the most irritatingly loquacious way, always?
"This is for grabbing information quickly but we're giving it the personality of everyone's least favourite coworker stalling for time"
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Obviously this is a stupid aside to the many ethical issues with AI chat bots but can I just ask
WHY do they speak in the most irritatingly loquacious way, always?
"This is for grabbing information quickly but we're giving it the personality of everyone's least favourite coworker stalling for time"
WHY do they speak in the most irritatingly loquacious way, always?
"This is for grabbing information quickly but we're giving it the personality of everyone's least favourite coworker stalling for time"
Reposted by Emma Thorne
i need authors and agents to be much louder with their publishers how much they hate gen ai and make it embarrassing/financially harmful for publishers to be associated with it at every level (incl marketing, publicity, and sales)
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
i need authors and agents to be much louder with their publishers how much they hate gen ai and make it embarrassing/financially harmful for publishers to be associated with it at every level (incl marketing, publicity, and sales)
Some humble suggestions for the steam detective fest:
Return of the Obra Dinn
The Roottrees are Dead
The Seance of Blake Manor (just played this, what a game)
Duck Detective (both games)
The Painscreek Kilings
Call of the Sea
All the Sherlock Holmes Games
Danganronpa, The Room and Ace Attourney ofc
Return of the Obra Dinn
The Roottrees are Dead
The Seance of Blake Manor (just played this, what a game)
Duck Detective (both games)
The Painscreek Kilings
Call of the Sea
All the Sherlock Holmes Games
Danganronpa, The Room and Ace Attourney ofc
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Some humble suggestions for the steam detective fest:
Return of the Obra Dinn
The Roottrees are Dead
The Seance of Blake Manor (just played this, what a game)
Duck Detective (both games)
The Painscreek Kilings
Call of the Sea
All the Sherlock Holmes Games
Danganronpa, The Room and Ace Attourney ofc
Return of the Obra Dinn
The Roottrees are Dead
The Seance of Blake Manor (just played this, what a game)
Duck Detective (both games)
The Painscreek Kilings
Call of the Sea
All the Sherlock Holmes Games
Danganronpa, The Room and Ace Attourney ofc
I impulse bought an Irish Whistle what's wrong with me
January 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I impulse bought an Irish Whistle what's wrong with me
Last night I had an audition workshop that reminded me how out of practice I am and how fast nervous habits recur
Plus my recent focus on singing and my anxieties about that have made me complacent about scene work because I have much more confidence there, so that's also slipped 👀
Plus my recent focus on singing and my anxieties about that have made me complacent about scene work because I have much more confidence there, so that's also slipped 👀
January 8, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Last night I had an audition workshop that reminded me how out of practice I am and how fast nervous habits recur
Plus my recent focus on singing and my anxieties about that have made me complacent about scene work because I have much more confidence there, so that's also slipped 👀
Plus my recent focus on singing and my anxieties about that have made me complacent about scene work because I have much more confidence there, so that's also slipped 👀
I'm censoring the swear words in my first video of '26 so I can see what kind of difference it really makes long term and oh my goodness.
I really do swear a lot.
Good Christing Gravy
I really do swear a lot.
Good Christing Gravy
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I'm censoring the swear words in my first video of '26 so I can see what kind of difference it really makes long term and oh my goodness.
I really do swear a lot.
Good Christing Gravy
I really do swear a lot.
Good Christing Gravy
So we've determined that the number of times the US president can break the law without any repurcussions is... infinite
Hey if Trump says it's okay to kidnap foreign leaders if they're dictatorial then surely it'd be fine for Trump to mysteriously go missing to stand trial somewhere for his crimes
Hey if Trump says it's okay to kidnap foreign leaders if they're dictatorial then surely it'd be fine for Trump to mysteriously go missing to stand trial somewhere for his crimes
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
So we've determined that the number of times the US president can break the law without any repurcussions is... infinite
Hey if Trump says it's okay to kidnap foreign leaders if they're dictatorial then surely it'd be fine for Trump to mysteriously go missing to stand trial somewhere for his crimes
Hey if Trump says it's okay to kidnap foreign leaders if they're dictatorial then surely it'd be fine for Trump to mysteriously go missing to stand trial somewhere for his crimes
haby new yer may the bungus not trouble you
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
haby new yer may the bungus not trouble you
Mr Meowgi is often waiting patiently on our doorstep, but seeing her (meowing at me crossly for not letting her in) at 8am has me wondering at what time she sets up camp 😂
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Mr Meowgi is often waiting patiently on our doorstep, but seeing her (meowing at me crossly for not letting her in) at 8am has me wondering at what time she sets up camp 😂
I work near a particularly notable London landmark at the moment and I'd give anything to see the tourist photos I'm in the background of
a cat is peeking out from behind a curtain .
Alt: a cat is peeking out from behind a curtain .
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December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I work near a particularly notable London landmark at the moment and I'd give anything to see the tourist photos I'm in the background of
Colleague: You do YouTube right?
Me: Yeah!
Colleague: My boyfriend does [describes world famous regular-international-travel-type musician & gaming/tech YouTuber]
Oh yeah haha no I don't do YouTube like THAT I just an egg actually
Me: Yeah!
Colleague: My boyfriend does [describes world famous regular-international-travel-type musician & gaming/tech YouTuber]
Oh yeah haha no I don't do YouTube like THAT I just an egg actually
December 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Colleague: You do YouTube right?
Me: Yeah!
Colleague: My boyfriend does [describes world famous regular-international-travel-type musician & gaming/tech YouTuber]
Oh yeah haha no I don't do YouTube like THAT I just an egg actually
Me: Yeah!
Colleague: My boyfriend does [describes world famous regular-international-travel-type musician & gaming/tech YouTuber]
Oh yeah haha no I don't do YouTube like THAT I just an egg actually
Can't recommend enough having a good supply of soup in yer cupboards
Got another cold and craved soup and I am r e v i t a l i s e d
Got another cold and craved soup and I am r e v i t a l i s e d
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Can't recommend enough having a good supply of soup in yer cupboards
Got another cold and craved soup and I am r e v i t a l i s e d
Got another cold and craved soup and I am r e v i t a l i s e d
In today's edition of "what the heck is that tourist taking a photo of?" I saw a woman near Waterloo with a suitcase in one hand taking a photo with the other... Of just a grubby alley. Not even any interesting graffiti or a nice building it was ????
What did she see that I didn't?
What did she see that I didn't?
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
In today's edition of "what the heck is that tourist taking a photo of?" I saw a woman near Waterloo with a suitcase in one hand taking a photo with the other... Of just a grubby alley. Not even any interesting graffiti or a nice building it was ????
What did she see that I didn't?
What did she see that I didn't?
Reposted by Emma Thorne
Matthew Bowles works for the IEA.
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Times up.
Merry Christmas!
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December 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Matthew Bowles works for the IEA.
Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco.
Times up.
Merry Christmas!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Funded by the fossil fuel industry, gambling and tobacco.
Times up.
Merry Christmas!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
My coworker has been on the phone complaining about her wealthy but annoying dad since I got to work 20 minutes ago 😭
She has to wait a year to buy her townhouse in Chelsea oh nooooo
She has to wait a year to buy her townhouse in Chelsea oh nooooo
a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
Alt: a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and looking at the camera .
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December 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My coworker has been on the phone complaining about her wealthy but annoying dad since I got to work 20 minutes ago 😭
She has to wait a year to buy her townhouse in Chelsea oh nooooo
She has to wait a year to buy her townhouse in Chelsea oh nooooo